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Monday, January 26, 2009
He said/She said / Lustworthy Do shoes make the man? Or woman?
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Mon, Jan 26, 2009 at 3:21 PM
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I came across this great article on MSN.com about shoes.
According to this article, if a man has on alligator loafers you should run.
"Alligators are opportunistic eaters; they crouch down until their victim isn't looking, and then they pounce, and so will a guy wearing alligator shoes," she warns. These guys are dangerous, so pay attention when you're with them, Sozio recommends. "Be on high alert around these guys," she advises. "Because they tend to be sneaky and secretive."
If he's wearing hiking boots, then he lives by the seat of his pants.
"This guy is someone who is impulsively adventurous, so he's looking for a woman who won't make him feel restrained," she explains. "As long as you don't make him feel tied down, he will be a loyal partner."
If shows up on your date wearing worn out shoes, then he has no respect.
"You have to wonder how a guy who doesn't care enough to present himself well at a first meeting will treat you as you continue to get to know him," she cautions. "Don't think this guy is simply trying to be casually cool—casually cool can come in the form of spiffy, well-maintained athletic shoes," she notes. "A man who picks you up wearing ratty footwear isn't interested in showing you his best or the respect you deserve." Next!
But what do shoes say about a woman? Why is it that men turn around and stare when they see a woman in a pair of high heels? Some men salivate when they see a woman in a short skirt and tall boots.
I searched the Internet and came up with this article about a woman who can't wear heels.
I say a woman in heels is probably hunting for that man in the alligator loafers.
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