Next month, PoleApolooza is back at the Gold Club of Charlotte.
While it sounds like an amateur contest, it's all about the pros. There's a $250 cash prize and a chance for dancers to win $2,500.
For the people watching the contest, there are drink specials.
The contest runs every Friday in February.
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, Jan. 22, 2009 as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
Check out the Swing stage at the Gold Club.
Karaoke Night at The Fox and Hound.
Hang out with the beer drinking set at Brixx.
Latin Night at Cosmo's.
Have a Kick Ass Lunch.
So, if you pay attention to what I write, remember I told you about my friend who wanted to do it with a strap-on.
She decided to take it one step further and actually find a girl to scratch her itch. What she didn't expect was the flood of response that she got. So, basically, there are a lot of girls out there who want to be with another woman, but don't call themselves lesbians.
So does this mean our sexuality is fluid? Are we now more concerned with what feels good, rather than the sex of the person who's giving us the glorious "O"?
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, Jan. 21, 2009 as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
Wicked Sinsations party.
All you can eat, Fabulous Feast.
Have a Pineapple Martini at the Villa Antonio.
Take a look at the Art of Affluence.
Go salsa dancing.
When the President and the First Lady get it on, does she call him "Mr. President," as she reaches her climax?
Does the secret service listen when the First couple is getting busy to make sure there isn't a terrorist threat?
Does the president have time for foreplay or do they have to get right down to business?
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, Jan. 20, 2009 as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
2009 Inauguaration Gala. (Meet political booty.)
Bare as you dare, win $100.
Learn to line dance.
Power Pilates class.
Tenderloin Tuesday at the Men's Club.
I've often wondered why there aren't more male strip clubs in this city.
My friend "Lucy" went to the lady's lockup at Club Onyx on Sunday and filed this report:
Some of the dancers were cute, but I wonder how many of them actually wanted women and not each other. [Ouch, says Mustang Sally]
I went with my sister and about 9 p.m. she shut down and was ready to go. She was saying, "I don't want them touching me." [The show started at 8 didn't it?]
There was this dancer who got mad at me because I wouldn't give him my last three dollars. I told him, I'm saving this for somebody good. [HA!]
The vibe was kind of cool. There were dancers in the crowd and there were dancers on the stage of course. What was funny to me were the women begging to be pulled on the stage. Some of them acted as if they'd never seen penis before. [Damn!]
So, this one guy dances on me and I felt as if I needed some GermX. He was so sweaty. But I touched his chest and played with his navel. [Huh? OK.]
Finally this girl gets on stage and a dancer comes out dressed like Prince. He was short and you know he could fit inside this lady's pant leg. [Get the fuck out of here!]
The whole time my sister was sitting there, our friend kept telling the dancers, "She's getting a divorce." And that pissed my sister off who began yelling, "No, I'm not!"
There was a dancer there who was supposed to have the largest penis on the east coast. And no, he didn't show it. [Then he was probably lying!]
I had a good time, but I don't see why people got so excited about men who were not going home with them.
Ashley Madison, the Web site for people who are married but looking got a lifetime ban from the NFL.
You'd think they were Pacman Jones.
The Web site, which has the tagline, "Life is short, have an affair," wanted to buy some expensive ad time during the Super Bowl, but was turned down. I guess the NFL is recession proof.
The Super Bowl recently determined that some things go beyond the pale of acceptable advertisements. Ashley Madison, a matchmaking service for people seeking extramarital affairs, was informed that, not only was it not permitted to advertise in the Super Bowl program, but it would not be allowed to advertise in any NFL game program, ever.
Is the NFL afraid that its fans have never heard of married people shagging someone else? Or, that its players and employees haven't cheated before.
It's odd that the NFL would say no to Ashley Madison since 90 percent of the most famous Super Bowl commercials have half naked women in them.
People are going to cheat whether they see an ad during the Super Bowl or not. And by the NFL telling Ashley Madison no, they've given them the best kind of advertising: free!
Every news outlet is going to talk about this between now and the Super Bowl. Wait until the Inauguration is over; this is going to be the next big story.
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, Jan. 19, 2009 as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
Pub Poker.
Half priced Cosmos.
Manic Monday at Dilworth Billards.
Steak and Shrimp at The Men's Club.
2 for 1 VIP dances before 9 p.m.
Usher has a song called Trading Places.
While I don't like Usher's latest CD, this song got me thinking about the roles of men and women in relationships.
In the song, Usher says:
I'm always on top, tonight I'm on the bottom, cause we trading spaces.
Usher sounds like a boring controlling man! So, when a woman is on top, that's masculine? How about no. When a women is on top, she's getting direct clitoral stimulation, and for most women, that's a HUGE orgasm.
Usher says: When I can't take no more, tell me you ain't stopping. Cause we're trading places.
That sounds like Usher is a selfish man. When someone says "stop," it means they really want you to stop. When a woman is no longer wet, sex is painful! Stop means stop.
Usher says: I plan on waking you up to a cup of Folgers, Pancakes and eggs.
So, Usher can't spring for Starbucks? After all that work he made that woman put in, he's giving her Folgers?!? Usher, come on, you could've done better than this.
If you really wanted to step inside a "woman's role," maybe this video would be of more help. (Not safe for work, watch it at home people.)
But, do men in a relationship really want to be dominated by their women? Sure there are people in the BDSM lifestyle and that's their preference, but does a regular guy really want to reverse the roles with his partner?