Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Still searching for an experience

Posted By on Wed, Feb 11, 2009 at 9:13 AM

When my friend told me she wanted to have strap on sex, I was thought she was playing.

Then she went out and bought the strap on and an instructional video.

Now, she's looking for her one time fling chick, still.

At first, she said it was hard to find someone who didn't want to bring their boyfriend in to watch.

"This one woman," she said, "wanted her man to participate. I told her no thank you. Then she comes back with, well, he just wants to watch and play with himself."

"Maybe he's trying to learn something," I quipped. "So, when is all of this going to go down?"

"As soon as I find someone not married, crazy and understands what I mean by just the two of us."

"Married?" I asked, not trying to mask the shock in my voice. "You had a married woman want to do it?"

"Yes and since I've been cheated on, I had to turn her down."

Is this really cheating? I wondered. I have to respect my friend for having scruples, but she's not the one who took vows. I even wonder if it would've been safer to have this one time thing with a married woman who wouldn't want to ask you for your number or your real name.

Then again, the best laid plans often fall apart. This woman could be a serial cheater and her husband might have a PI watching her every move.

Anyway, my friend told me that she tried on her strap on. So, I had to ask.

"How did it feel to have a cock?"

She shrugged her shoulders. "Until I stick it in something, I won't know."


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