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Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Pep in your step / Video Something to try at home
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Tue, Mar 31, 2009 at 8:49 AM
Pep in your step 28 Days To Fabulous Sex
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Tue, Mar 31, 2009 at 8:37 AM
Anne Hooper is a best-selling author and sex therapist.
In her book 28 Days To Fabulous Sex, Hooper gives guidelines for a makeover that actually works.
Physical fitness definitely benefits the quality of your sex life. Careful eating, keeping your weight down, exercising regularly so that you tone your muscles up, all help to tone up your loving. There's an added benefit. The great bonus of sex is that it, too, involves physical exercise. And that exercise helps the fitness campaign! It's got to be the world's most pleasurable method of keeping in shape. Diet and exercise are outlined here with fabulous sex in mind.
This book confirms what I've always known: you can get fit through sex.
My new favorite exercise? "The Missionary Leg Lift."
This leg exercise can be used by the woman to facilitate the Deep Missionary. Lie on your back with your arms at your sides. Breathe in. On the out-breath lift up your legs in unison, with the knees bent, until they for a right angle. Don't forget to draw in your abdominal muscles.
This book also has recipes and color pictures. Some of the exercises described in the book are designed for two people, but you can do most alone.
Today's Top (less) 5: Tuesday
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Tue, Mar 31, 2009 at 6:00 AM
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, Mar. 31, 2009— as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
• It takes two to learn to Tango.
• Sangria Tuesday at Mez.
• Ladies night at Caveman's Bar and Billiards.
• Bare as you dare Tuesday.
• $2 drafts at Strike City.
Monday, March 30, 2009
Cheap Date Cheap Date alert: Don't save it for the weekend
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Mon, Mar 30, 2009 at 1:19 PM
In today's recession soaked environment, you have to change some of the things you do.
That mean date night should come in the middle of the week and not just the weekend. You'll save money and there's nothing like some mid-week loving.
So, what's your motivation for going out in the middle of the week for dinner and booty?
Restaurant specials.
- Eddie's Place has a month of specials. Thursday seems as if it's the best day to go.
- Twist has martini specials on Wednesday.
- Mert's Heart and Soul in Uptown Charlotte gives you so much food that you'd have to share. Dinner starts at 3 p.m. Tuesday-Sunday.
- Blue has late night eats for two at a decent price, especially Wednesday and Thursday nights.
- And never forget, McDonald's dollar menu. (Just kidding, kind of.)
Just because the economy sucks, it doesn't mean you should suffer in your bedroom and dating activities.
He said/She said I love his morning breath
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Mon, Mar 30, 2009 at 8:11 AM
I've figured out one thing about my best friend. She's crazy. In. Love.
Accent on the crazy part.
I knew she was crazy but it was confirmed today when my phone rang as I sipped my morning tea and she said, "I love his morning breath."
"What in the hell?"
"This morning when we woke up, he just leaned in and kissed me."
"Gross and germ infested."
"I know," says my hypochondriac friend who doesn't shake hands. "But it was organic and natural. I loved it."
"Well, I just lost my appetite. Can you please stop being so crazy in love, Beyonce Jr."
She then launches into a 15 minute story of how she never felt this way before. But I was still stuck on kissing with morning breath. I've been in love before--although it seems like a lifetime ago--and I have never kissed with morning breath. Especially if the previous night included, alcohol, onions, cigarettes or meat, because the morning breath is truly horrible.
Do you kiss before brushing or rinsing? And if you do--does it mean you really love the person you're kissing or are you holding your nose?
I think morning breath is crunchy and that is not a good thing.
Today’s Top(less) 5 Today's Top(less) 5: Monday
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Mon, Mar 30, 2009 at 6:00 AM
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, Mar. 30, 2009— as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
• 2 for 1 VIP dances at Carousel.
• Manic Monday at Dilworth Billiards.
• Monster Karaoke at Dixie's Tavern.
• Steak and Shrimp at The Men's Club.
• Mix and mingle Mondays at P.J.'s.
Friday, March 27, 2009
Misc. / Pep in your step / He said/She said The raincoat and boots trick: A cautionary tale
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Fri, Mar 27, 2009 at 8:49 AM
But one thing I can say about my friend is that she doesn't really pay attention.
Last night was big night for college basketball fans. And her man is a Duke fan. (Hey, he can't be too perfect.)
Still, my friend decided that she wanted to surprise her man with a special treat — her pussy. When she called me and asked if she could borrow my "Wonder Woman" boots, I should've asked more questions than, "Do you want the red ones or the black ones?"
Of course she took the red ones because they matched her rain coat. When she came over to get the boots, she hipped me to her plan. She was going to take a basket of strawberries and whipped cream to her boyfriend's place and she was naked underneath her raincoat.
"And this is a surprise for him?" I asked. "Are you sure he's at home?"
"I just texted him and asked if he was home and he said yes."
At this point (hindsight is 20/20), I should've checked what was on broadcast TV, but I was watching Thelma and Louise, thinking that this movie would've been hot if Thelma and Louise had got it on in the hotel room after the murder.
"Have fun," I said after she'd zipped the boots up.
About 30 minutes later, my cell phone rang. Was it the booty call I'd been hoping for? Hell no, it was my best friend.
"What are you doing calling me?" I asked.
"Girl, you will not believe what happened. First of all, why didn't you tell me Duke was playing tonight? I go to his place, knock on the door and when the door opens, I open my coat — and guess what? It wasn't him who opened the door, it was his friend T."
I shouldn't have laughed, but I did. "I was so embarrassed," she said, ignoring my laughter. "When he comes to the door, he looks at me as if I've killed his dog. What are you doing here with no clothes on? I told him, I was hoping to surprise you, I didn't know you had company."
As it turned out, her man had three of his friends over watching the game on his plasma and eating hot wings. While she was trying to explain what she was doing, one of her man's friends calls out, "Hey, is there really a stripper at the door?"
My friend said her cheeks were on fire. Especially since she knew she'd be seeing T again, she and her man often bowl with T and his wife.
"Where are your clothes," she said he asked. "I told him, I don't have any with me, I was hoping that we could, you know, do it like in the movies tonight."
"The game is on, babe and I can't kick them out. Any other night, it would be on."
So, I asked, "When am I getting my boots back?"
"Oh shut up!" she said then hung up.
The lesson from this story? Well, there are three:
- March madness is not the time to show up at your basketball-loving boyfriend's house naked.
- When trying to surprise your mate, call don't text.
- Always look to see who opened the door before flashing your goodies.
Hard News Sex news roundup: March 27
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Fri, Mar 27, 2009 at 8:05 AM
Here's a sampling of sex news making headlines around the Internet.
- Learning disabled people likely to have unsafe sex.
- Student says teacher pressured him into sex.
- 37 year old woman stalks 17 year old boy.
- Group sex party blamed for STD outbreak.
- 14 year old maybe branded a sex offender for posting nude pictures of herself.
Today’s Top(less) 5 Today's Top(less) 5: Friday
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Fri, Mar 27, 2009 at 6:00 AM
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, Mar. 27 2009— as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
• Check out the American Scene at the Mint.
• Ladies Night Out Chocolate Party.
• Naughty PJ party at the Estate.
• Martini Madness Friday at Dilworth Billiards.
• Ladies night out at Bel Cafe.
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Meet Market Update on Crave's opening
Posted By Kimberly Lawson on Thu, Mar 26, 2009 at 10:02 AM
Mustang Sally mentioned the opening of Crave, a new dessert bar in Charlotte, a couple of weeks ago that's sure to be a meet market. Well, we have an update for ya on its opening date. Check out Eat My Charlotte for photos and a little insider info. And as far as when it's opening ... is NEXT WEEK soon enough for ya?
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Woman dies from masturbation 38
I thought killing yourself while experiencing an orgasm was just an old wives' tale.
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Today's Top(less) 5: Monday
