Monday, March 23, 2009

Is good sex in the stars?

Posted By on Mon, Mar 23, 2009 at 8:31 AM

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Some times you need a little help when it comes to getting a good screw.

That's why you should read Good Sex: Star Signs, by Michele Knight.

The book describes the traits that the zodiac signs have and what you can expect from the man and woman of a particular sign.

Here's what I've learned from the book about a particular guy. He's a Cancer:

You are sensitive and sweet, and you respect women. You hate loud arguments and will do anything to keep the peace. You need to discuss your emotions more than most or you can get resentful. You are the ideal parent and love kids. You're a sensitive lover and will put your partner's needs before your own.

That last sentence made me happy. But is he the right fit for me? The book also has sex tips for each zodiac and the pros and cons of being with each zodiac sign.

If you're looking for a quick fun read, check out Good Sex: Star Signs. Like most astrology books, some of it is bullshit and very vague, but you can find some morsel of truth and something to try if you give it a glance.

If you're one of those people who believe horoscopes, and you think reading a book like this will bring you closer to Mr. or Mrs. Right, step away from the computer and seek help.

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