To say we live in a button up banker town, Charlotte is full of freaks.
And that's not a bad thing.
Sure we're the buckle of the Bible Belt, but below the belt, Charlotte has a lot of secret societies and kinks that almost rival Nevada. Well, maybe that's a bit of an overstatement.
One thing that I wonder about is why so much of Charlotte's kinky side is hidden. Everyone knows there's a swinger lifestyle here, but you almost have to sign your life away to be a part of it. Maybe that's because we do live in a banker town and people are very judgmental.
A friend of mine opened up to me this weekend that she's a member of a secret society of mostly women who meet, have dinner, drinks and sex with each other. Half of these women are married and of those women, not many let their husbands in on their secret.
With the killings from Craigslist that have generated a buzz on the news, maybe these groups are a safe way for people to express their hidden sexual desires. When you get a group of like-minded people together, fun and orgasms are sure to follow.
Are you a kinky Charlottean looking for a special group to join? Here are some links to point you in the right direction.
The Melting Pot (not the restaurant)
Swinger Space (an adult version of MySpace)
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, Apr. 20 2009–as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
• Doors open at Uptown Cabaret at noon.
• Monster karaoke night at Dixie's.
• $5 table dances at Onyx.
• Manic Mondays at Dilworth Billiards.
• Carolina Live Monday.
Here's a look at the sex headlines floating around the Internet today.
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, Apr. 17, 2009–as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
• $2 Fridays at The Carousel.
• The party begins at Breakfast.
• Get some Parrot head at the Estate.
• Rockin' with Ribbons.
• Live music at Caveman's.
So, I was reading The Frisky again. And there was a story about prostitution and sugar daddies. Is there a difference, was the question that was posed, but what people seem to forget is that we're all giving up something to get what we want in bed. We're all selling sex for something.
When I had a steady boyfriend and not just "the boy toy," when I wanted my car washed, I gave him head.
When women want to prove that we're wife material, we cook and pull out the Kama Sutra moves. We're doing that for at least one carat.
And men, they do it too. Why do you think he pulled out the Swifter mop and cleaned the bathroom? He knows that's going to get you into bed. Dinner and a chick flick? All a ruse to get some sex from you.
Prostitution would be legal if the government knew how to tax pussy.
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, Apr. 16, 2009--as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
• Learn Capoeria
• Say farewell to the Wachovia Plaza and get drunk.
• Champagne Thursday at Onyx.
• Get a table side dance at the Gentleman's Club.
• Latin night at Cosmos.
The Vault Bar at the Blake Hotel is quiet and intimate.
This is a great spot to start role playing.
You and your partner head over to the Vault Bar. Of course you two can't arrive at the same time. One of you should take a seat at the bar and order a martini. While the other person should take a seat in one of the plush wicker swing chairs.
Next, lock eyes with your partner. Then saunter over to him or her. Use your cheesiest pick up line, like "Are you feet tired? You've been running through my mind all day."
The bartender is sure to get a kick out of it or wonder if you two are already drunk.
The lighting in the bar is very sensual and low, so you're not going to have to plaster your face with make-up. And since this person has seen you naked, they know the real deal.
This is a fun way to end your work day and since you have a house or apartment of your own, you don't have to spring for a hotel room, unless you just can't wait.
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, Apr. 15, 2009 (Tax Day)— as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
• Pop Life: The Erotic edition.
• Take a Shot at Love at the Forum.
• Find a date quickly at Speed Dating.
• Whiskey and Wine Wednesday.
• Hang out at the Post Office with the late Tax filers.
Mary thought she was good with oral sex. She and her boyfriend do it all the time. She enjoys giving him head, so last night should've been just a normal evening with a happy ending.
Not so much.
Mary and her man just had sex, but she was still feeling frisky. As her beau sat down in the computer chair, she dropped to her knees and massaged his penis until is was partially erect. Then she proceeded to give him head.
Since Mary had just watched a few porn clips on Pornhub, she was trying new techniques and her man was loving it. He stood up, holding on to the wall as she took him deeper and deeper inside her mouth. Mary felt his knees shaking so, she stood up and motioned for him to get on the bed.
This is where things got bad.
Mary was in an awkward position, her head was not aligned properly and her man was uber excited about how wet her mouth was. He rotated his hips as if he was actually going in and out of her vagina. She tried to hold back and switch her head to another side. But he moaned, "keep it right there" and held the back of her head.
Then Mary felt the bile raising in her throat. Oh shit, she thought as she upchucked dinner all over her man's dick, balls and bed spread.
She pulled away, only to find that his eyes were still closed and head thrown back. That's when she said, "I think you're going to need a towel."
He opened his eyes and saw the mess. "I need a shower," he said.
Mary's face burned with embarrassment. As many times as she'd sucked his dick, nothing like this had ever happened. She didn't even throw up on the boyfriend with the musty balls.
If you've ever been a Mary, here are some tips from ehow.com to make sure you never, ever do that again. Because vomit is never sexy.
Step 1Lubricate the penis slightly. The easiest and most pleasurable way to do this is to perform oral sex for a minute or two until the penis is good and moist.
Step 2Begin to slowly take the penis into your mouth. You want to make sure you are in a comfortable position and your that your mouth, throat and the penis are properly aligned to avoid the gag reflex.
Step 3Start taking the penis into your mouth slowly. You can either do this yourself or have him slide his penis into your mouth slowly.
Step 4Continue to slide the penis into your mouth until you feel your gag reflex kick in. If he is the one doing the sliding be sure to let him know that you've reached a point where you need him to stop or you will gag.
Step 5Hold the penis in position for as long as you again. Once you feel like you can't hold it anymore let go and take a break.
Step 6Repeat Steps 1 through 5 until you can take his whole penis into your mouth with ease, completing avoiding the gag reflex as you do so.
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, Apr. 14, 2009— as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
• Get Bare for some cash.
• Two Fer Tuesday at Wild Wing Cafe.
• $2 drafts at Strike City.
• Learn to Tango.
• Mix, mingle and learn from young professionals.