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Wednesday, July 1, 2009
Lustworthy How to create your own fireworks for the 4th
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Wed, Jul 1, 2009 at 10:31 AM
If you're like me, you are so over fireworks shows and overcooked hot dogs to celebrate the birth of this nation.
America is about freedom, so you are free to express yourself in the bed this Fourth of July weekend.
Since the big day falls on a Saturday this year, you either have Friday or Monday off to celebrate -- that is if you have a job. So do it big this weekend.
- Have that threesome you always wanted. I'd advise you not to spring this on your mate at the last minute, though. And don't use Craig's List to find a willing third party. Maybe you should go to your friend's barbecue and see who's jamming to Katy Perry these days.
- Let your mate make love to you with your vibrator. You know you have one, you probably hide it every time your lover comes over. Well, let it out this weekend and watch the explosions happen.
- Go have sex at the fireworks show. If you time it right, you will be reaching your climax right when the bombs are bursting. Then you can actually see what the inside of your body is doing when you reach that point. Also, with all the extra cops on the scene, you're going to have to be extra careful --having sex in public is a crime.
- Role play and S&M. You've always wanted to bend your mate over and whip him or her, so why not do it this weekend. Head over to The Red Door, Adam and Eve or Priscilla's and but that whip and those crotchless leather panties. If you're the one who wants to be dominated, get cuffs that you're comfortable with and turn your pleasure over to your mate.
Don't forget your lubrication and condoms.
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