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Monday, March 29, 2010
Lustworthy When mom wants sex advice
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Mon, Mar 29, 2010 at 12:01 PM
Over the weekend, I decided to spend time with my mom.
We were having a good time, until she asked me a strange question.
"What can I do to spice up my love life?"
Really? My first thought was to ignore her question. I mean, this is mother and father. I don't even want to think about them having sex. (Shivering at the mental image)
Then I thought, what would Dan Savage do? He'd answer the question. Granted, I'm no Dan Savage. But Mom knows that I spend a good part of my day writing and thinking about sex. So, I decided to offer her some advice.
All long term relationships lose that luster some times. So, in order to keep things exciting, you have to think out of the box.
- Change the way you dress at least one night a week. When your mate comes home on a Wednesday, have on something that you'd never wear outside the house. A nice piece of lingerie is one way to spice things up. Open the door for your mate dressed in the sexiest lace and/or leather you have. The surprise will definitely turn up the heat.
- Date night is important. The day to day household things put the ice on a hot romance. So, once a week, it's good to go out -- even if it's just to a park--and talk about anything but household issues. Don't be afraid to get a little raunchy. Tell your mate what you want to do to them and show it with a light touch here or there.
- Make out like you're in high school. Remember when PDAs were fun and you had to make sure someone didn't catch you. It's even more exciting as an adult. Go to a movie that you have no interest in watching and make out for at least an hour and a half. Extra points if you can get some oral in without getting caught. Best place to sit is in the top of the theater.
- If you live at home without kids or roommates, why leave the love making to the bedroom. Take a weekend and make love in every room of the house and outside as well.
Here's hoping that my mother doesn't tell me how this worked for her. There are something I don't want to know.
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