John Edward's mistress is finally talking. In an interview with GQ she says all of the things that mistresses and baby mamas say about their failed affair.

She loved him, he loved her blah, blah, blah.

But the problem with the interview isn't what she said, it's the pictures. On the GQ site, Hunter poses in a man's shirt on her daughter's bed, which is filled with stuffed animals. WTF?

What's she trying to do? Make sure that she's seen as a MILF?

Here are a few interesting gems from this self-serving interview:

And on July 30, John and Elizabeth renewed their wedding vows. What was that like for you?

Um… it was challenging. When you're in love with someone who takes actions that go against your belief system, it's extremely challenging to continue loving, instead of becoming righteous and judgmental. But see, I believed, and believe, that what I see in him is there and correct. He's a good man and he will figure it out. And he has and is figuring it out.

Let's talk about some of the things that have been said about you. The word hussy has been used. And kooky gets used a lot.

Kooky. I think that I can give someone kooky, you know? I'm not conventional, I don't fit into a box. But I am grounded. Don't mistake… I am very grounded. People also say I'm crazy. And there's no crazy about me. At all. It's so fascinating to me, the projection. Like, the people that have written about me? They see me in a certain way based on their own stuff. Perception is projection. Like, for instance, Josh Brumberger, who said in Game Change [the best-selling book by John Heilemann and Mark Halperin] that I was at the Regency dressed more appropriately for a Grateful Dead concert. Because from Josh's perspective, I seemed weird and wacky. In reality, I was wearing a black TSE cashmere sweater, a Kenneth Cole suede jacket, and jeans. But in his mind, I'm dressed to go to a Grateful Dead concert. Total projection!

What do you think the Youngs' motivations are?

I think Andrew and [his wife] Cheri's motivations are mixed. They are scorned. Andrew was in love with Johnny. And, um—

In love with him?

In love with him. Beyond. And I believe he loved Johnny more than he loved Cheri. So Johnny was the third person in their relationship. And I'm sure she hates Johnny, because Andrew took a lot of obvious actions that were for Johnny and not for Cheri. But Cheri went along with them. And they both have a way of spinning things. But a lot of their motivation is money.

The loser in the sad tale isn't John Edwards or Rielle Hunter (she's used to having books written about her. Check out Story Of My Life by  Jay McInerney) but their daughter who Hunter used as prop in another picture. Seriously, is it really a good idea to put your little girl in a men's magazine?

According to Ashley Madison, the online affair site, certain jobs are sluttier than others. At the top of the list are real estate agents.

Here's what Lemondrop says about the report:

Maybe it's all the empty bedrooms? On a list of the most adulterous professions compiled by dating-for-marrieds site Ashley Madison, "real estate agent" made the list for both men and women. The survey of 1.9 million people found that, for ladies, the most adulterous professions were teachers, stay-at-home moms, nurses, administrative assistants and real estate agents. For guys? Physicians, police officers, lawyers, real estate agents and engineers.

Doesn't this suck if you're that wife or husband that has been thinking your house showing spouse has been out a little too long for the commission to look the way it does?

You could and should talk to your spouse about what you think is going on. That's the mature thing to do.

But, if you're anything like my paranoid ass, you're going to do something silly. Maybe even something illegal. Just don't get caught.

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The AHF/Magic Johnson ‘Testing America’ tour is part of a collaborative effort to raise local and national awareness about the importance—and ease—of HIV testing and to challenge attitudes about moving toward a streamlined model of HIV testing and counseling nationwide. AIDS Healthcare Foundation (AHF) is proud to continue its second HIV Testing Tour across the US after the successful completion of its recent and ambitious 14 city AHF Magic Johnson HIV Testing Caravan in mid-2009.

“Working with respected local partners, including the Regional HIV/AIDS Consortium and the Gaston County Health Department, we plan on demonstrating just how easy HIV testing can be. At each stop along the way on this nationwide tour—including Jacksonville—we will host or participate in free mobile HIV testing events and media events to raise awareness about the importance of testing,” said Azul Mares-Del Grasso, Field Services Manager, National HIV Testing Tour, AHF’s Public Health Division. “After six months on the road, our ‘Testing America’ tour culminates with a major testing event in New York City on Sunday, June 27^th—National HIV Testing Day.”