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Wednesday, June 23, 2010
Today’s Top(less) 5 Today's Top(less) 5: Wednesday
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Wed, Jun 23, 2010 at 6:30 AM
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, June 23, 2010 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
• Pure Wednesday at Halo
• Midweek on Fifth Street at The Attic
• No Cover Wednesday at Club Onyx
• Feast and get a lap dance at The Men's Club
• $5 Lunch Penthouse dances at The Gold Club
Tuesday, June 22, 2010
feature Sex before the big game? You bet
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Tue, Jun 22, 2010 at 3:16 PM
If you've ever dated an athlete, then you've been kicked out of bed the night before a big game. You were either left fuming because you were super horny or had to get yourself off with a sex toy or two.
Well, here's a lesson from the World Cup, sex before the big game is not a BFD.
For Diego Maradona's Argentine squad, sex is fine as long as it is not 2 a.m. and accompanied by a bottle of bubbly.It is one of football's hottest debates; is sex a distraction or can a little bit of what players fancy help ease the strain and tension of World Cup competition?
The polemic resurfaced at the this week after British newspapers said the pitch-side presence of the Spanish goalkeeper's glamorous girlfriend was being blamed for Spain's shock 1-0 defeat by Switzerland.
All things in moderation is the motto in the Argentine camp, and their virtually guaranteed spot in the second round suggests the liberal line is paying off so far.
"Sex isn't a problem. It's only a problem if they're doing it at two in the morning with a bottle of champagne on the go," team doctor Donato Villani said before coach Maradona and Co. set off for South Africa.
During Argentina's victorious 1986, coach Carlos Bilardo, a former gynecologist, said sex was fine as long as "the woman does the hard work."
Hosts South Africa have taken a similarly laid-back position, with the team coach giving a green light to conjugal visits from footballers' wives and girlfriends.
"We're not in prison or a military camp," said before The Boys' opening Group A clash.
At the base of flamboyant favorites and five-times champions Brazil, Dunga says the spirit is live and let live.
"When they're on their own, they can do what they like. Not everyone likes sex, or wine, but everyone has to do whatever they like," he told a recent news conference.
Sex is actually good for you and can make your life better. Don't believe me?
Sex gives you energy and at the same time relaxes you. Your endorphins get pumped up, you feel more centered and at ease with yourself. And as a result you are more efficient throughout your day, feel more accomplished, and more at peace.
For the footballer or the busy mom, getting some is the difference between winning and losing. So, have sex with your athlete boyfriend, just make sure he gets enough sleep afterwards, so if he his team does lose, you don't get the blame.
Today’s Top(less) 5 Today's Top(less) 5: Tuesday
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Tue, Jun 22, 2010 at 6:30 AM
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, June 22, 2010 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
• Half priced wine along with bowling at Strike City
• Couples welcome at The Crazy Horse Showclub
• $2 Tuesday at Club Onyx
• College Night at The Pub
• NAWP Social at The Wadsworth House
Monday, June 21, 2010
Hard News Loud sex leads to stabbing at the beach
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Mon, Jun 21, 2010 at 5:08 PM
South Carolina, you're starting to worry me. From the Luv Gov to the candidate who (allegedly) boinks bloggers, I was beginning to think that the Palmetto State was the place to be for hot and juicy S-E-X.
Then I read about these Myrtle Beach men:
A Myrtle Beach man was charged with assaulting his roommate after the men argued because the suspect was being loud while having sex with a woman, according to a police report.
Russell Willis Shepherd Jr., 40, was charged with second-degree assault and battery after police were called to Casa Marina Apartments at 2703 North Kings Highway where they found a 58-year-old man had been stabbed in the hand, police said.
The victim told police he had been in another apartment with friends and when he returned to his apartment he found Shepherd being very loud while having sex with a 39-year-old homeless woman, according to the report. The victim told police he waited outside and smoked a cigarette before he walked back to the apartment.
I have to wonder if it was the man or the homeless woman making the noise, though.
What happened next just proves that everyone shouldn't have a roommate and that interrupting (good, I can only assume) sex will get you hurt.
The man said once inside the apartment the couple continued to be loud so he yelled for them to be quiet, according to the report. The man said Shepherd jumped up and stabbed him in the hand before he ran out of the apartment to get help from a neighbor.
Today’s Top(less) 5 Today's Top(less) 5: Monday
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Mon, Jun 21, 2010 at 6:30 AM
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, June 21, 2010 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
• Find your Muse at The Evening Muse
• Get To Know: Girls Only
• Service Industry Night at Club Onyx
• College Night at The Gold Club
• SIN Monday at Black Bear Saloon
Friday, June 18, 2010
Today’s Top(less) 5 Today's Top(less) 5: Friday
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Fri, Jun 18, 2010 at 6:30 AM
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, June 18, 2010 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
• Friday's at The Factory
• White Party at Suite
• After Hours Party at The Men's Club
• Club Insomnia at The Gold Club
• Flash your rack at The Estate
Thursday, June 17, 2010
Hard News Some good news for Tiger Woods ... finally
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Thu, Jun 17, 2010 at 4:01 PM
I imagine Tiger Woods kissed a DNA tester today. And then there are other things I imagine he did to said worker, particularly if the worker was female and blond, but I digress.
Here's why Tiger is happy about DNA test results: Earlier this week, news "leaked" that he was the father of a child with Devon James. As Maury Povich would say, turns out that's a lie.
A DNA test has proved that Tiger Woods did NOT father the porn star’s 9-year-old son!
According to TMZ reports:
A source handling the situation tells TMZ the DNA test was performed in 2002, as part of “an ongoing child support battle.”We’re told although the DNA test excludes Tiger, it establishes to a reasonable certainty who fathered the boy — a guy from Florida.
Here's hoping that the soon to be single Tiger Woods will use protection when he's laying the wood in the future.
Hard News FDA: Female Viagra doesn't work
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Thu, Jun 17, 2010 at 3:59 PM
Science is always finding things to make a man's life better — by accident.
Take Viagra for instance. This is a drug that was being tested to help with angina, but a different disorder was helped with the little blue pill.
Sildenafil (compound UK-92,480) was synthesized by a group of pharmaceutical chemists working at Pfizer's Sandwich, Kent, research facility in England. It was initially studied for use in hypertension (high blood pressure) and angina pectoris (a symptom of ischaemic heart disease). The first clinical trials were conducted in Morriston Hospital in Swansea.[1] Phase I clinical trials under the direction of Ian Osterloh suggested that the drug had little effect on angina, but that it could induce marked penile erections.[2][3] Pfizer therefore decided to market it for erectile dysfunction, rather than for angina. The drug was patented in 1996, approved for use in erectile dysfunction by the US Food and Drug Administration on March 27, 1998, becoming the first oral treatment approved to treat erectile dysfunction in the United States, and offered for sale in the United States later that year.
So, you'd think that when it comes to female Viagra, science would know what it's doing. Wrong.
The first pill designed to boost the female sex drive failed to make a significant impact on libido in two studies, federal health regulators said, though some women did report slightly more sexually satisfying experiences.
The Food and Drug Administration is considering Boehringer Ingelheim's drug flibanserin for premenopausal women who report a lack of sexual desire, a market that drugmakers have been targeting for more than a decade since the blockbuster success of Viagra in men.
The search for so-called "female Viagra," has proved elusive though, with many drugs abandoned after showing lackluster results.
You know what I think it is? Society doesn't want women to enjoy sex when they reach their "Golden Girls" years. If scientists can accidentally extend the erection, they can't purposely find a way to boost the female libido?
Today’s Top(less) 5 Today's Top(less) 5: Thursday
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Thu, Jun 17, 2010 at 9:38 AM
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, June 17, 2010 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
• College Night at BAR Charlotte
• Cigar Evening at The Sunset Club
• Butter Thursday, I love NY
• $5 Lunch dances at The Gold Club
• Champagne Thursday at Club Onyx
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
Today’s Top(less) 5 Today's Top(less) 5: Wednesday
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Wed, Jun 16, 2010 at 6:30 AM
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, June 16, 2010 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
• No Cover Wednesday at Club Onyx
• Miss Halo Model Search
• Couples welcomed at The Gentlemen's Club
• Harry Connick Jr. at Blumenthal Performing Arts Center
• Wine for Women at The Wine Loft
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Woman dies from masturbation 38
I thought killing yourself while experiencing an orgasm was just an old wives' tale.
