Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Today's Top(less) 5: Tuesday

Posted By on Tue, Aug 31, 2010 at 6:30 AM

Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, August 31, 2010 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.

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• $2 Taco Tuesday at The Men's Club

• VIP Dances at The Gentleman's Club

• $10 Lapdances at The Gold Club

• Tune Up Tuesday at Whisky River

• StereoType Tuesday at Loft 1523

Monday, August 30, 2010

What the world thinks of Charlotte sex services

Posted By on Mon, Aug 30, 2010 at 4:56 PM

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World Sexguide is an online clearinghouse about sex around the world. The site allows users to offer opinions about places they've been and the sex services they've received.

Charlotte, our home, didn't fair so well in the reviewing department. One user wrote this about the Queen City:

Sexual services in Charlotte can be difficult to find. There are a number of very good topless bars, and the phone book has plenty of escort services, Massage parlors are nowhere to be found.

There are two establishments that suggest they offer Adult entertainment, but beware. $180 got me a forty five minute "private modeling session." Although the model was quite attractive, there was absolutly no contact, and she never took off the lingerie.

Another review left Charlotte looking even worse in the sex department.

Charlotte North Carolina is dead and is a rip-off. I resorted to Yellow Pages (about 25 Escort services listed). I called ... at 4:30pm I was told I would get "Top-Model" in about 1/2 hour and to have 200 with Driver License on table by phone. Girl finally arrived at 6:00pm. 22yo, long hair -brunnette, 5'6", 115 lbs., 34B, nice tan, Face would be a 6-7 if not for slight case of facial herpes. She wore a nice print miniskirt dress and she was carrying this big tacky yellow smiley face plastic purse. If this is thier "top model" I'd hate to see thier average model. Anyway, she collected , checked out D.L., phoned to service, then asked me to get comfortable - I did. She lay next to me, fully clothed, and put on condom and began BJ. This felt good. I began carressing her butt but she kept pulling down her skirt. I thought this odd and asked her to get undressed to which she replied "No - I dont do that". Scam, Scam, Scam. She continued with BJ and alternated to a bad Hand Job. I knew I was not getting what I thought I paid for but I tried to hurry up and finish. I visit Charlotte once per year and would appreciatte any info on good - professional Escort Services or good clean streets. Ifyou have info please post to ASP or email me. If you want to remain anonymous and still want your information to help others you could email it to me and I would post it for you. Remember - always use a condom

Obviously, according to the guide, Greensboro and the Triad area has the best illicit sex in the state. One reviewer raved about a $100 service he had performed:

Went to Audrias on Spring Garden and got a BJ for $100. Girl was a 22 year old korean and pretty good looking. Not a bad experience might go back if they don't get busted.

Now, I'm in no way supporting illegal sexual activities. Personally, I believe you should be able to get your partner to do the things you want to pay for — it saves you money and possible criminal charges — but it's nice to know there's a guide out there to let you know where the action is.

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Today's Top(less) 5: Monday

Posted By on Mon, Aug 30, 2010 at 6:30 AM

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Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, August 30, 2010 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.

• Chubby Karaoke at Dixie's Tavern

• $5 table dances at Club Onyx

• Free beer give away at The Crazy House Show Club Rock Hill

• Monday Effen Monday at Uptown Cabaret

• Martini Monday at Luna Lounge

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Friday, August 27, 2010

Today's Top(less) 5: Friday

Posted By on Fri, Aug 27, 2010 at 6:30 AM

Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, August 27, 2010 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.

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• Sexy Undies at The Estate

• Club Insomnia at The Gold Club

• Free Ribeye Friday at The Men's Club

• Charlotte's Happiest Happy Hour at The Uptown Cabaret

• Rock The Republic at The EpiCentre

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Thursday, August 26, 2010

He should stick to porn: Brian Pumper tries to diss Jay-Z

Posted By on Thu, Aug 26, 2010 at 6:32 PM

Brian Pumper, the porn star allegedly behind Montana Fishburne's journey into the industry, has a new target. Jay-Z. You know, the rapper and Beyonce's husband?

Here's his critique of Jay-Z's lovemaking skills to Beyonce. I don't think Jay-Z will stop laughing hard enough to respond.

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Today's Top(less) 5: Thursday

Posted By on Thu, Aug 26, 2010 at 6:30 AM

Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, August 26, 2010 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.

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• Breaking Silence at Knight Theatre

• Champagne Thursday at Club Onyx

• Uptown Thursday night at BarCharlotte

• Thirsty Thursday at Baby Dolls

• Ego Thursday at The SunSet Club

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Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Today's Top(less) 5: Wednesday

Posted By on Wed, Aug 25, 2010 at 6:30 AM

Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, August 25, 2010 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.

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• Midweek on Fifth Street at The Attic

• Pure Wednesday at Halo

• Ladies' Night Line Dancing at Coyote Joe's

• No Cover Wednesday at Club Onyx

• Wet Wednesday at Leather and Lace SouthEnd

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Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Is it that hard in the Q.C.? A tale of a criminal living off women

Posted By on Tue, Aug 24, 2010 at 1:00 PM

A good man is hard to find, the old saying goes. But damn, there has to be more than this out there for the single ladies of the Queen City. According to WCNC's Fugitive Files, when Shannon Lawrence isn't allegedly beating women, he's hiding with them to avoid the police.

He's what Charlotte-Mecklenburg Police said Romeo did to one of his girlfriends:

They say he was with a girlfriend, hit her, then stole her minivan and left it at a motel off of Sugar Creek Road.

“He’ll hang out with different prostitutes at this hotel or develop different girlfriends as he moves around the city. That's who we anticipate he’s with,” says Winterhalter.

What a freaking sweetheart. Ladies, avoid this man (and those like him — abusive, crazy, deranged and the like). Police say he's easy to spot with tattoos that pretty much seem to sum up his character " "hated by many, loved by few."

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Today's Top(less) 5: Tuesday

Posted By on Tue, Aug 24, 2010 at 7:31 AM

Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, August 24, 2010 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.

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• No Cover at Tilt

• StereoType Tuesday at Loft 1523

• Back to School Bash at Whisky River

• Penthouse dances at The Gold Club

• Taco Tuesday at The Men's Club

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Monday, August 23, 2010

Today's Top(less) 5: Monday

Posted By on Mon, Aug 23, 2010 at 7:57 AM

Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, August 23, 2010 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.

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• Martini Monday at Luna Lounge

• SIN Monday at Dixie's Tavern

• Free beer give away at The Crazy Horse Rock Hill

• Steak and Shrimp at The Men's Club

• Monday Effen Monday at Uptown Cabaret

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