Dear TV networks:
Women watch TV. Women want to have sex. Women have been hearing about four-hour erections for years so why is it so hard for us to find out about Zestra?
Look, you're alive because a woman (your mother) had sex with a man (your dad), so why is it hard to believe that women want to get pleasure from sex and want to work through issues keeping them from having an orgasm?
That's why the Nightline story was so shocking last night. Zestra the first product established in clinical trials to increase a woman's feelings of desire and arousal appears to be a scientific breakthrough in women's sexual satisfaction. It won't make women go blind or lose their hearing, like Viagra. And if a guest on the Rachel Ray show says it "sends you to the moon" who are you, network executive to tell me you won't show the ads for it? Or even you, Facebook? Can you actually believe Facebook didn't like something?
So why is it when it comes to what women want, advertisers clam up? According to the American Medical Association, 43 percent of women suffer from sexual dysfunction verses the 31 percent of men that do. Given this, it would seem that there would been an even larger market for products helping women.
Do you see that, network executive? Women need Zestra or something like it more than Bob Dole needs a four-hour erection. And you run those horrible KY Jelly ads. Yep, we see those. So what is the deal with Zestra?
Are you in on the conspiracy to keep women from enjoying sex as much as men?
Just look a doctor on Rachel Ray has to say, and tell me why can't we see the ads for Zestra?
Signed,
Mustang Sally
PS: What's too sexy about this commercial?
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today September 22, 2010 as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
PURE Wednesday at Halo
Level Wednesday at Suite
Wet Wednesday at Leather and Lace SouthEnd
Midweek on Fifth Street at The Attic
Wine Down Wednesday at The Men's Club
If you were wearing a skirt and in Target in Uptown on Friday, you may be on camera.
Police arrested a man in the discount store for shooting shots of women with a cell phone camera attached to his shoe. (How in the world does that work?)
Charlotte-Mecklenburg Police Department says Andrew McKenzie was caught peeping at several customers in the woman's clothing section of the Target located at the Metropolitan off of Charlottetown Avenue and Kings Drive.The incidents happened just before noon.
McKenzie was given a $5,000 bond.
If you want a Big Mac, fries and a sundae go to McDonald's. And if you eat all that in one seating, you're probably going to end up in the bathroom. (Y'all saw Super Size Me.) But if you're going to McDonald's in the Charlotte area to place an order for bathroom sex, you're going to jail.
Huntersville resident Wilson Toro found that out the hard way.
According to the Huntersville Police Department, Wilson Toro, of 12320 Cross Meadow Road, posted an ad on Craigslist requesting sex with another man.A detective with the police department's computer crimes unit found the solicitation on the website.
Police say Toro, 35, set up a meeting on Wednesday, September 15 with an undercover officer at the McDonalds restaurant on Boren Street.
When Toro arrived, police questioned and arrested him. Toro was charged with Solicitation of Crimes against Nature and taken to the Mecklenburg County Jail.
I went to Craigslist and searched the adds from Sept. 15 to see what could've spurred police into action because, after all, personal ads aren't illegal. I'm guessing that posting in the personal section "Any Broke College Boys Need Work?" will raise some eyebrows.
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today September 21, 2010 as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
2-for-1 VIP Dances at the Carousel
$2 Tuesday at Club Onyx
Butter Tuesday
Rock The Runway at Whisky River
Tenderloin Tuesday at The Men's Club
This is a little much, but click here to see how much work some women go to to make any impression on a man she slept with the night before.
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today September 20, 2010 as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
Monday Effen Monday at Uptown Cabaret
Manic Monday at Dilworth Billiards
Monday night pint night at The Dandelion Market
Monday night football party at the New Leather and Lace Gastonia
$20 package deal at Leather and Lace SouthEnd
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today September 17, 2010 as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
Half way to St. Patty's Day at Whisky River
After Hours Party at The Men's Club
End of Summer Nightlife Crawl at The Corner Pub
Club Insomnia at The Gold Club
School Girl Fantasies at The Estate
We're all criminals. We're all breaking the law every chance we get.
Not you, you say? That's a lie, according to Dumblaws.com. We're all doing something in North Carolina that's illegal when it comes to sex. Sadly, most of us aren't even getting paid for it.
North Carolina has specific laws about sex and if you're over 21, you've probably broken many of them.
Oral sex is considered a crime against nature.While having sex, you must stay in the missionary position and have the shades pulled.
It is illegal to have sex in a churchyard.
All couples staying overnight in a hotel must have a room with double beds that are at least two feet apart.
And here is a Charlotte specific law that is broken every weekend at the EpiCentre:
Women must have their bodies covered by at least 16 yards of cloth at all times.
Here's a law that you might like, especially if you have a commitment shy boyfriend or girlfriend.
If a man and a woman who arent married go to a hotel/motel and register themselves as married then, according to state law, they are legally married.
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today September 16, 2010 as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
Cigar Evening at The Sunset Club
Kick Ass Lunch at The Men's Club
CLT Business Networking After Hours at Cosmos
Champagne Thursday at Club Onyx
Thirsty Thursday at Baby Dolls