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Thursday, February 10, 2011
Test Ride Today's Top(less) 5: Thursday
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Thu, Feb 10, 2011 at 6:30 AM
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, February 10, 2010 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
• Champagne Thursday at Club Onyx
• $5 Wet Pussy at Leather and Lace University (drink of the month)
• Kick Ass Filet at The Men's Club
• Blue Celebrates love, chocolate and Champagne pairing
• Uptown Thursday Night at Bar Charlotte
Wednesday, February 9, 2011
Just a little lovin': Best commerical ever
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Wed, Feb 9, 2011 at 4:38 PM
Today’s Top(less) 5 Today's Top(less) 5: Wednesday
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Wed, Feb 9, 2011 at 6:30 AM
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, February 9, 2010 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
• No Cover Wednesday at Club Onyx
• Wet Wednesday at Leather and Lace SouthEnd
• Flight School at Re:Public Charlotte
• Fabulous Feast at The Men's Club
• PreValentine's Day Speed Dating at Prevue
Tuesday, February 8, 2011
Today’s Top(less) 5 Today's Top(less) 5: Tuesday
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Tue, Feb 8, 2011 at 6:30 AM
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, February 8, 2010 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
• Deena from Jersey Shore at Whisky River
• Ignite Charlotte 2 at The Neighborhood Theatre
• $2 Miller Lites at MAL Strip Clubs
• $2 Tacos at The Men's Club
• $2 Tuesday at Club Onyx
Monday, February 7, 2011
feature Winter saps the love out of your life
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Mon, Feb 7, 2011 at 4:42 PM
If you live in Charlotte, count yourself lucky for a mild winter. I'm sure you're yelling at the screen reminding me how cold it's been, and that we even had some snow. But you're forgetting that we don't live in the Northeast. Sadly, winter in all it's grayness and icy coldness isn't going away anytime soon, despite what that groundhog may say. Thursday, the forecast calls for snow in the late evening.
That snow, although we aren't expecting more than a light dusting in the Q.C., is the reason why your wintertime love life is a big blah!
Just 8 percent of Americans reported that winter weather left them feeling sexy.
But some people who took part in the Associated Press poll feel another way about winter loving.
Given the choice between grabbing an extra blanket or cozying up with someone special when it's cold, most people choose snuggling over a Snuggie.
And some folks take things a whole lot further: 15 percent of Americans who were cooped up by the weather reported having more sex than usual. (Two-thirds reported no romantic uptick while trapped inside, and 15 percent reported having less sex than usual.)
Brittney Do bitches finish first?
Posted By Brittney Cason on Mon, Feb 7, 2011 at 11:33 AM
According to the best-selling book by Tucker Max, Assholes Finish First … because we all know the nice guy finishes last. The nice guys in the back of the line can confirm.
And according to another best selling-book, by Sherry Argov, Men Love Bitches. She even goes so far to tell you why.
So does this mean nice girls finish last, while bitches finish first?
I don’t think either gender is exempt from this distorted phenomenon … while the good girl goes after the bad boy, the nice guy likes the bad girl. It makes total sense.
When a person lets someone walk all over them, they will, whether they intend to or not … and then lose respect for said person as they’re digging their heels into their heart.
I'm not even running in the race anymore — you'll find me just driving around in circles, spinning my wheels while assholes like Kyle Busch keep winning. Why? Because I’ve been too sweet to the guys I’m sweet on. I translate into a welcome mat for them to walk all over.
And not just in the dating world either. People will ungratefully abuse my generosity, preying on it like it’s a weakness. Since when has being a good person made you a victim for bad people? But maybe they’re not the asshole for taking advantage of us — we’re the assholes for letting them.
Speaking of assholes, Tucker Max actually makes an excellent point in his book, that men will give women as much respect as they demand they be given. If they care about you, they will meet those demands. If they don’t, they won’t. Simple as that.
I know I was way too nice to him, and he played me like I was a saxophone. I know I shouldn’t have submitted to the situation of not being his priority, I shouldn’t have pretended like it didn’t bother me when he wasn’t consistent, I shouldn’t have stayed in the game when he was making then changing the rules. I shouldn’t have answered his texts because he didn’t pick up the phone and call. And I should’ve said, “Fuck you very much,” rather than thank him when he pulled a make-up sample kit out of a goody bag he got for free from an event, which was two shades lighter than my skin and said, “I got you a Christmas present.”
By caring about a person too much you give them leverage not to care. There's a thin line between nice and naive, and when walking it, it's easy to lose your balance — just try not to lose your dignity while you're at it.
You don’t have to be mean in order to show strength, but you can be more selective about who you’re kind to — only people who are kind to you. So no more giving more than you get, especially from someone who is selfish with your selflessness. So no more Miss Nice Girl! … but I’m still not going to be a bitch.
Today’s Top(less) 5 Today's Top(less) 5: Monday
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Mon, Feb 7, 2011 at 6:30 AM
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, February 7, 2010 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
• Manic Monday at Dilworth Billiards
• Chubby Karaoke at Dixie's Tavern
• Steak and Shrimp at The Men's Club
• SIN Night at Club Onyx
• $20 Package Deal at Leather and Lace Southend
Friday, February 4, 2011
Today’s Top(less) 5 Today's Top(less) 5: Friday
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Fri, Feb 4, 2011 at 6:30 AM
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, February 4, 2010 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
• Bling it On at The Estate
• Whisky Friday Night at Whisky River
• Karaoke Friday with DJ Mike at The Red Lion
• $10 After Hours Breakfast Buffet at The Men's Club
• Club Insomnia at The Gold Club
Thursday, February 3, 2011
Today’s Top(less) 5 Today's Top(less) 5: Thursday
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Thu, Feb 3, 2011 at 6:30 AM
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, February 3, 2010 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
• Sunset Unplugged at The Sunset Club
• Kick Ass Filet at The Men's Club
• Uptown Thursday Night at Bar Charlotte
• $5 drink specials at Baby Dolls
• Champagne Thursday at Club Onyx
Wednesday, February 2, 2011
TSA pat downs can be sexy?
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Wed, Feb 2, 2011 at 1:53 PM
All the news about airport security is bad, whiny and annoying.
So, let me give you some tips you won't find anywhere else. ***Caution: Mustang Sally doesn't advise you to try this at the airport, as it could lead to your arrest, you missing your flight or your mug shot ending up on this blog. Just read and laugh if you are so inclined.**
- If you're a woman, wearing tight jeans — since baggy clothes will lead to a pat down — demand that the cutest TSA agent at your gate "roughly pats you down."
- If you're a man, while you're being patted down, sing I Touch Myself by the Divnyls, especially this lyric: "I close my eyes/And see you before me/Think I would die/If you were to ignore me.
- Give your TSA agent a stripper pose and a booty pop while being patted down. They're making you uncomfortable, why not return the favor?
- Just go with the flow. You have the option of driving, taking the train or the bus to get where you need to go.
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Woman dies from masturbation 38
I thought killing yourself while experiencing an orgasm was just an old wives' tale.
