Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Breaking the law in South Carolina — in bed!

Posted By on Tue, Mar 8, 2011 at 9:49 AM

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Last year, I told you about sex acts that are totally illegal in North Carolina. Acts that you and I probably do with our partners every time we hop into bed.

Well, now it's South Carolina's turn.

By law, if a man promises to marry an unmarried woman, the marriage must take place.

I know some women who are happy about this one.

It is illegal to give or receive oral sex in South Carolina.

No wonder former Gov. Mark Sanford got missing!

It is perfectly legal to beat your wife on the court house steps on Sundays.

Domestic violence is never funny and the fact that this is still on the books makes me happy to live in North Carolina.

In Clemson: Sexually oriented businesses may not open for business on Sundays.

Dildos must sell like hot cakes on Saturdays.

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