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Wednesday, July 6, 2011
feature Impress your guests with X-Rated Drinks
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Wed, Jul 6, 2011 at 4:07 PM
You're having a party and your guests are tired of piña coladas, daiquiris and the like; why not give them some Hot Pussy or a BJ Shooter? Or, you could wow your guests with a Sperm Bank drink as well. And if you want to really show them something, give them all a Royal Screw.
In the new book X-Rated Drinks: More Than 250 of the Hottest Drinks Ever Made, you'll learn how to make the above drinks and so much more. Like, for example, my favorite: Horny Bull:
1 1/2 oz. tequila3 oz. orange juice
1 oz. prepared lemonade
1/2 or grenadine
Combine all ingredients in a blender with ice and blend until firm. Garnish with an orange wedge and a cherry. Don't let these catch up with you.
For more, buy the book.
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