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Tuesday, March 31, 2009

28 Days To Fabulous Sex

Posted By on Tue, Mar 31, 2009 at 8:37 AM

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Anne Hooper is a best-selling author and sex therapist.

In her book 28 Days To Fabulous Sex, Hooper gives guidelines for a makeover that actually works.

Physical fitness definitely benefits the quality of your sex life. Careful eating, keeping your weight down, exercising regularly so that you tone your muscles up, all help to tone up your loving. There's an added benefit. The great bonus of sex is that it, too, involves physical exercise. And that exercise helps the fitness campaign! It's got to be the world's most pleasurable method of keeping in shape. Diet and exercise are outlined here with fabulous sex in mind.

This book confirms what I've always known: you can get fit through sex.

My new favorite exercise? "The Missionary Leg Lift."

This leg exercise can be used by the woman to facilitate the Deep Missionary. Lie on your back with your arms at your sides. Breathe in. On the out-breath lift up your legs in unison, with the knees bent, until they for a right angle. Don't forget to draw in your abdominal muscles.

This book also has recipes and color pictures. Some of the exercises described in the book are designed for two people, but you can do most alone.

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Friday, March 27, 2009

The raincoat and boots trick: A cautionary tale

Posted By on Fri, Mar 27, 2009 at 8:49 AM

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My best friend is a hopeless romantic and right now she's in the best relationship ever.

But one thing I can say about my friend is that she doesn't really pay attention.

Last night was big night for college basketball fans. And her man is a Duke fan. (Hey, he can't be too perfect.)

Still, my friend decided that she wanted to surprise her man with a special treat — her pussy. When she called me and asked if she could borrow my "Wonder Woman" boots, I should've asked more questions than, "Do you want the red ones or the black ones?"

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Of course she took the red ones because they matched her rain coat. When she came over to get the boots, she hipped me to her plan. She was going to take a basket of strawberries and whipped cream to her boyfriend's place and she was naked underneath her raincoat.

"And this is a surprise for him?" I asked. "Are you sure he's at home?"

"I just texted him and asked if he was home and he said yes."

At this point (hindsight is 20/20), I should've checked what was on broadcast TV, but I was watching Thelma and Louise, thinking that this movie would've been hot if Thelma and Louise had got it on in the hotel room after the murder.

"Have fun," I said after she'd zipped the boots up.

About 30 minutes later, my cell phone rang. Was it the booty call I'd been hoping for? Hell no, it was my best friend.

"What are you doing calling me?" I asked.

"Girl, you will not believe what happened. First of all, why didn't you tell me Duke was playing tonight? I go to his place, knock on the door and when the door opens, I open my coat — and guess what? It wasn't him who opened the door, it was his friend T."

I shouldn't have laughed, but I did. "I was so embarrassed," she said, ignoring my laughter. "When he comes to the door, he looks at me as if I've killed his dog. What are you doing here with no clothes on? I told him, I was hoping to surprise you, I didn't know you had company."

As it turned out, her man had three of his friends over watching the game on his plasma and eating hot wings. While she was trying to explain what she was doing, one of her man's friends calls out, "Hey, is there really a stripper at the door?"

My friend said her cheeks were on fire. Especially since she knew she'd be seeing T again, she and her man often bowl with T and his wife.

"Where are your clothes," she said he asked. "I told him, I don't have any with me, I was hoping that we could, you know, do it like in the movies tonight."

"The game is on, babe and I can't kick them out. Any other night, it would be on."

So, I asked, "When am I getting my boots back?"

"Oh shut up!" she said then hung up.

The lesson from this story? Well, there are three:

  1. March madness is not the time to show up at your basketball-loving boyfriend's house naked.
  2. When trying to surprise your mate, call don't text.
  3. Always look to see who opened the door before flashing your goodies.

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Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Color your betty

Posted By on Wed, Mar 25, 2009 at 8:00 AM

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Betty, a noun, that means a woman's hairy vagina.

Betty Color is a sensitive hair color for your hair down there.

No one wants a gray betty, so why not color her pink, blonde, black or Malibu blue? Yes, your betty can be blue and still happy.

According to the makers of the hair color:

Use for a special occasion, a night on the town or whenever you're feeling playful. Color will not rub off on clothing or during physical activity. For external use only. Color lasts about 4-5 weeks.

But what would your man or potential booty call think of you having a pink or blue betty? I called up a good friend of mine who calls himself a "tri-sexual," meaning he'd try anything once.

"What's up, D, I have a question," I said.

"Okay."

"Would you sleep with a woman who has pink pubic hair?"

"What the hell? Come again?"

"Would you fuck a woman who dyed her pubic hair pink or blue for that matter?"

"I'd need a little warning. Will the color come off on my face if I eat? Is this someone that I've slept with before? It's going to be a little weird to pull some woman's pants off and be greeted with some neon blue hair," he said.

So, is a colored betty only good if he's actually seen your betty before? D says yes. "Pink pussy hair is not something you want to see the first time you get ready to stick it."

The betty color people say that men can get in on the fun too:

Many men want to cover grays down there too. Men love betty and how safe it is! They also like to use betty on their beard and chest hair.

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Tuesday, March 10, 2009

It's not your competition

Posted By on Tue, Mar 10, 2009 at 8:10 AM

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Over the weekend, he found them.

He found the sex toys that I'd hidden from him for a year and a half.

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I'm talking the Rabbit, the dong with the pearls and my favorite, the AccuVibe massager.

"What is all of this?" he asked with attitude.

All I kept thinking was, Damn, I need a new place for my batteries! [This all started when I asked him to grab a pack of batteries for the DVD remote.]

"Those are my toys," I said. "What's the issue?"

"So, I'm not good enough for you?"

"That's not why they are here. Look, I have needs and sometimes when you're not available, I need to come. Would you prefer I go out and cheat or use a BOB?"

"What in the hell is a bob?"

"A Battery Operated Boyfriend."

Can you say wrong choice of words. "Oh," he bellows, "so, you'd rather have that plastic shit as your boyfriend."

Why is he yelling? After telling him that I didn't want to watch a movie with him and asking him to leave, I called up my friend L, who has a much more extensive collection of sex toys.

She said both me and my guy have issues.

"You never call it a BOB in front of him. Now he thinks he has competition from your dildos. Men don't like competition period. But at least you're using the toys to tame your cheating ways. [That is a whole other issue.]"

"So, how do I fix this?" I asked. "Let him use a toy on me?"

"How about you ease into that one. Once he cools down and thinks about it, then you two can talk about the reasons why you have the toys."

Fast forward three hours and guess who's on my door step. Him. I don't allow him inside until he says that he's sorry for acting an ass.

Then we sit down in front of the computer. I log on to Pornhub.com and showed him some videos of women and men using sex toys.

"See," I said as I eased on to his lap. "There are a lot of things you can do that I will never get from any toy."

Maybe it was my lap dance or the videos, but he was ready and willing to not only have sex but play with a toy or two.

I think he finally got it. BOB isn't his competition.

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Friday, March 6, 2009

Why you should read this book

Posted By on Fri, Mar 6, 2009 at 6:32 AM

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So you've been in a relationship for a while and like all good things, it's gotten a little stale over time. Maybe you're thinking of having an affair. You may have even logged on to Ashley Madison. Before you do anything, check out this book, The Best Sex Ever Handbook.

Now, if your partner is willing to work at putting the spice back in the bedroom, the pictures and positions in this book will help you.

The advice in the book goes from the basic to the more advanced. And depending on how far you and your mate can bend, this book can be a lot of fun.

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Friday, February 27, 2009

Sexy food and the book to help you

Posted By on Fri, Feb 27, 2009 at 9:54 AM

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While scanning the Internet this morning, I found a story on The Frisky about cooking like a porn star.

Interesting concept, even though we know men who watch porn aren't wondering what Jenna Jameson's chicken pot pie tastes like. (Hey! I'm talking about food.)

Nevertheless, it's a well known fact that a man's stomach leads right to another part of his body. If you're not willing to have a porn star cookbook on your book shelf, then check out local author Cheryl Mayfield Brown sexy cook book, "Cook N To Keep Him."

In this book you will discover how to cultivate a new kind of flavor for your relationship using and working the "cooking utensils" that you naturally possess. With these basic cooking utensils, you will learn how to peel back you inner most cooking skills so that you can and will make temperatures rise in the kitchen (and other places) so the next time your prepare a meal for your man, it won't be the spoon that he is begging to lick.

I'm sure the porn star cook book is similar to Mayfield's book, sexy recipes with saucy names, but wouldn't you be embarrassed if someone saw you taking notes from a porn star so you can cook dinner?

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Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Monday, February 16, 2009

Now that Valentine's Day is over. . .

Posted By on Mon, Feb 16, 2009 at 10:39 AM

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The love and romance that had been building for two weeks is over. Does this mean your relationship is going to go flat like those balloons you received on Saturday?

How do you keep the heat of Valentine's Day going all year long or at least until the end of the month?

Treat yourself to more chocolate. It's on sale now and you buy a few boxes and hide then in the freeze. Then just because, give your mate a box of chocolate. Or you can melt the chocolate and paint it on your lover then lick it off.

Buy something nice and lacy, wear it as your serve your mate dinner. You don't have to cook it, you can order take out and have an indoor picnic. Be sure to put on a pair of those hot shoes you wore on your Valentine's Day date.

Do you have an old Halloween costume? Be your mate's superhero for one night. And to make it totally unexpected and a surprise, do it in the middle of the week. Just because Hallmark isn't selling love any more, it doesn't mean that you can't dish it out just because.

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Thursday, February 5, 2009

Why Salsa is the key to better sex

Posted By on Thu, Feb 5, 2009 at 9:50 AM

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If you've ever watched ABC's Dancing With The Stars, you know the hottest nights on that show is when the stars do Latin dances.

Maybe it's the way the hips move or they way the man just grabs the woman and pulls her against his groin.

If you want to invigorate your sex life, take a Salsa class.

Don't think that Salsa will put a jump in your night time rumba, head to the Morehead Street Tavern on a Wednesday night and watch people dance this dance. Unlike that vulgar dancing that people do in the clubs on a Friday night, the Salsa dance builds sexual energy.

Hell, going to some night clubs on a Friday night it's like watching a sex show but the people still have their clothes on. Not a good time.

But Salsa, it's hot and makes you hot when you're dancing with the right man (or woman). Your hips gyrate, his hand slides up and down your body. Woo!

And if you can't dance, you can take lessons. Once you get the dance down, those moves can be used elsewhere as well.

Log on to www.charlottesalsadance.com for classes and costs.

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