Over the last 10 months, we’ve seen a lot — especially when it comes to cheating. So, since the public can’t seem to get enough of those homewrecking hussies who just can’t shut up about the famous men they bang, Creative Loafing has come up with our own list of the top 10 mistresses who've rushed the headlines in the last 10 months.
10. Rielle “I call him Johnny” Hunter:
She slept with then-presidential candidate John Edwards while his wife fought cancer. We would’ve forgotten about Rielle, who lives in Charlotte, were it not for an unfortunate spread in GQ magazine ... and then her interview on the Oprah Winfrey Show.9. Porn star Josyln James: She allegedly slept with Tiger Woods, the world’s most famous (and now infamous) golfer. She wanted a personal apology. She put up a website showing all the freaky messages Woods allegedly sent to her during their three-year affair. And she’s in Charlotte this weekend getting naked on stage at the Uptown Cabaret. Guess where Tiger is. Across town at the Quail Hollow Championship. But she is not a stalker.
8. YaVaughnie Wilkins: She slept with businessman and presidential advisor, Charles Phillips. Then as their affair came to an end, she purchased some big billboards in New York, Atlanta and San Francisco with her picture and a loving quote attributed to Phillips. Those cities are places he and his wife frequent. Lovely.
7. Michelle “Bombshell” McGee: She slept with Jesse James, the soon to be ex-husband of Oscar-winning actress Sandra Bullock. With multiple tattoos and some Nazi affiliations in her background, she’s not a bombshell — just what’s left after an explosion. And the letter she sent to Bullock was supposed to be an apology, but it sounded as if she just wants a reality show.
6. Jamie Jungers: She’s another one who allegedly slept with Woods. What makes her stand out is the fact that she claimed she didn’t know Woods was married. She was also one of the first ones to come out publicly.
5. Melissa Smith: A stripper who slept with Jesse James after meeting him on MySpace. Who still does that? Also sent out an apology to Sandra Bullock. She did it by fax. Who still does that? Well, these mistresses must be reading from the same "15 minutes handbook."
4. Zakiya Khatou-Chevassus: While singer Wyclef Jean was raising money for Haiti, she was allegedly sleeping with the singer and getting paid by the YELE Organization. According to mmehiphopnews.com, Wyclef had to answer to allegations regarding his $105,000 payment to his personal assistant Khatou-Chevassus, who he was rumored to be having an affair with. Those allegations came in the midst of rumors that Jean was also sleeping with his former manager, Lisa Ellis, former VP of Urban at Sony Music after nude pictures were leaked online that were allegedly sent to Jean.
3. Maria Belen Chapur: She is the woman who brought down a governor, even if it was on Mark Sanford from South Carolina. The Argentine woman had been having an affair with the LuvGuv that had him writing sexy, yet corny emails and heading to Argentina to see her. Yet, he told the people of the Palmetto State that he was “hiking the Appalachian Trail.” I guess that means going up a skirt.
2. Brooke Hundley: She’s the ESPN intern who allegedly banged Steve Phillips, then stalked his family. I guess that’s what they are teaching in sports news these days. Phillips lost his job and was one of the first cheating men to enter rehab for his dick. Hopeful Hundley entered some kind of treatment for her crazy.
1. The other alleged 119 women Tiger Woods slept with: This week the final numbers came out and it’s just crazy that in the era of HIV, AIDS and other STDs that a man — no matter how much money he has — can sleep with that many women and still go home to his wife. Shame on them and here’s hope someone went and got tested!
All a New York mother wanted was a nice pair of breasts. So, in 2003, according to the New York Daily News, she went to a plastic surgeon to get a set.
What she ended up with was four titties. Huh?
The 2003 augmentation operation and subsequent procedures left Maria Alaimo, now 47, with "double-bubble" deformities that caused "pain...disability, loss of self-esteem, humiliation and embarrassment," according to a lawsuit she filed.It also contributed to the end of the mother of two's marriage, her lawyer Michael Kuharski told the Staten Island Advance.
Alaimo, who started out wanting only a pair of full 36 C cups, now is suing Dr. Keith Berman of Staten Island for $5 million in damages.
Maybe if she had some self-esteem before she went under the knife this wouldn't have happened. So, what is this double-bubble thing?
According to realself.com, double bubble is the surgeon's fault.
It is more up to your surgeon that to you to prevent a double bubble deformity. As long as your natural inframammary crease is preserved, there can be no double bubble. A DB deformity occurs when the crease is lowered and the old crease is still present and causes a dent across the lower pole.
Here is a NSFW link to see what the double bubble looks like.
I've yet to wrap my head around the Twilight saga obsession. And after seeing this — I don't think I ever will.
Twilight as this one hero, Edward Cullen played by actor Robert Pattinson. The little girls love him but guess what. He's allergic to your puss — vagina.
He said it, I didn't.
"I really hate vaginas. I'm allergic to vagina. But I can't say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours. But I wasn't exactly prepared. I had no idea what to say to these girls. Thank God I was hungover."
Pattinson covers the 10th anniversary cover of Details magazine. Click here to take a look.
So, if Pattinson is allergic to pussy, does this mean he has a hard on for Jacob, a.k.a Taylor Lautner.
I was flipping through the stations on the radio last night and I came across this hip-hop song with a catchy beat. It was called "Becky."
I thought Plies — the rapper — was begging for his girl named Becky. Oh, I was wrong.
I'm on this liquor oh so heavyBefore we fuck can you neck me
A little head then I'm ready
I want yo mouth gimme that becky
[Verse 1:]
Keep that pussy I want yo throat
From the head before you go
Wet yo mouth before you blow
Must get becky before I boat
You miss becky let me know
Licky licky I love that bro
Head that's for show
Lock yo jaw before I go
Of course the radio version is a little cleaner. But not by much.
I remember when Tipper Gore fell the hell out over "masturbating with a magazine" from "Darling Nikki" by Prince. I remember when Two Live Crew was seriously banned in the USA.
But these days you can beg for head for four minutes on the radio?
Of course, I don't have a problem with sexy songs. But this isn't sexy, it's degrading. This isn't "Me So Horny."
That song is fun, funny and tame compared to what is on the radio now.
And this Becky song was on in the middle of the afternoon? Then we wonder why kids are having sex earlier and earlier.
A funny video that is sure to offend: http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/12/How-The-Grinch-Stole-Kwanzaa-416386.html
When I thought this bullshit couldn't get any more pathetic, the groom wrote this on his You Tube description of the video:
This was just done to be funny - we really don't Facebook THAT often :).I have a lot of family scattered around the country and we all use Facebook a lot to keep in touch. So when Tracy and I were engaged, most of my family found out via Facebook because we updated our statuses.
I surprised not only my guests, but also Tracy by pulling out my phone and posting on Facebook and Twitter from the altar during out wedding.
I had her phone ready in my pocket, so when she asked for it I could hand it to her. No one knew about this except the minister, and myself.
Whatever. This marriage screams EPIC FAIL.
No front hugs or kissing until marriage. And people wonder why no one is going to church.
So, your relationship has changed and not for the better.
Sorry, Charlie, you're about to get dumped.
If you take heed to the warning signs, especially these offered by the good people at Your Tango, you can make the most of the end of your relationship.
Since you and your mate are about to break up, why not talk your other half into doing that sex thing you've always been afraid to ask him or her to do. This might even save your relationship, because one of the signs of the end of your relationship is:
Breakup Warning Sign #4: The level of physical intimacy has dropped to an all-time lowWhen your partner takes "physical distancing" to the next level, you will notice that the loving physical contact (cuddling, massages, foreplay, etc.) has almost disappeared completely. I firmly believe that the level of intimacy in your relationship says a lot about the strength of your romantic connection. Loving physical contact is one of the most powerful ways of connecting with someone and when it starts to vanish from a relationship, it acts like a crack in the ceiling that allows the rain to start coming through.
I'd also like to point out that it's quite normal for your bedroom routine to vary over time due to numerous factors, but if you find that your man has stopped making advances altogether, this is usually a sign that there is something seriously wrong in the relationship. It's even worse when he resists of all of your advances, as well.
Shying away from physical contact is a tactic frequently used by women to maintain a level of power in the relationship. But when men do this, it's usually because they are losing interest or have someone else on the side.
But when you notice the signs of a break up, is it best to heed them and end the relationship or do you fight for your love?
I say, cut your losses and move on. Bonnie Raitt said it best, I can't make you love me.
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