Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Impress your guests with X-Rated Drinks

Posted By on Wed, Jul 6, 2011 at 4:07 PM

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You're having a party and your guests are tired of piña coladas, daiquiris and the like; why not give them some Hot Pussy or a BJ Shooter? Or, you could wow your guests with a Sperm Bank drink as well. And if you want to really show them something, give them all a Royal Screw.

In the new book X-Rated Drinks: More Than 250 of the Hottest Drinks Ever Made, you'll learn how to make the above drinks and so much more. Like, for example, my favorite: Horny Bull:

1 1/2 oz. tequila

3 oz. orange juice

1 oz. prepared lemonade

1/2 or grenadine

Combine all ingredients in a blender with ice and blend until firm. Garnish with an orange wedge and a cherry. Don't let these catch up with you.

For more, buy the book.

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Today's Top(less) 5: Wednesday

Posted By on Wed, Jul 6, 2011 at 6:30 AM

Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, July 6, 2011 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.

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• No Cover Wednesday at Club Onyx

• Wild Wednesday at Leather and Lace SouthEnd

• Wednesday Fabulous Feast at The Men's Club

• Country Night and Wednesday drink specials at Boardwalk Billy's

• Pure Wednesday at Halo

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Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Top(less) 5: Tuesday

Posted By on Tue, Jul 5, 2011 at 7:37 AM

Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today,July 5, 2011 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.

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• Fantasy Night at The Gold Club

• F'N Crazy Industry Independence Day at Whisky River

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• Blue Plate Special at The Men's Club

• $2 Tuesday at Club Onyx

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Monday, July 4, 2011

Today's Top(less) 5: Monday

Posted By on Mon, Jul 4, 2011 at 6:30 AM

Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, July 4, 2011 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.

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• Monday Madness at Club Onyx

• Table Side Dances at The Gentleman's Club

• Steak and Shrimp Monday at The Men's Club

• Manic Monday at Wild Wing Cafe University

• SIN Monday at The Saloon

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Friday, July 1, 2011

RUMOR ALERT: Fantasia's pregnant? (She'd better watch out. Cheating costs in N.C.)

Posted By on Fri, Jul 1, 2011 at 2:16 PM

As rumors float around about Fantasia Barrino carrying the love child of Charlotte man Antwaun Cook, who was married at the time the two began seeing each other, she'd better remember that she still lives in the state of North Carolina.

On the east side of the state, the Johnston County DA is suing her friend for alienation of affection after she found a text message.

Attorneys Susan Doyle and Christi Stem were neighbors and friends for years. Stem counseled Doyle about marital problems. She is the godmother to Doyle's children.But now Doyle - the two-term top prosecutor in Johnston County - is accusing Stem of having an affair with her husband, Michael. She filed a criminal conversation lawsuit Tuesday seeking a jury trial and at least $20,000 in damages from Stem, a private practice attorney in Smithfield specializing in family law. The move comes less than a week before Doyle is set to become president of the N.C. Conference of District Attorneys, a state agency.

The salacious 16-page court filing details a number of alleged marital infidelities and messages Stem exchanged with both Doyles.

Barrino was cleared in 2009 of stealing Cook away from his wife Paula. But, if that baby — provided that the rumors are true — was conceived before the divorce was final, I see a court date in her future.

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Today Top(less) 5: Friday

Posted By on Fri, Jul 1, 2011 at 6:30 AM

Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, July 1, 2011 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.

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• Exotic Escape Weekend at The Estate

• After Hours Breakfast Buffet at The Men's Club

• Flirtatious Friday at Tempo

• $5 Cover at Baby Dolls

• TGIF at BarCharlotte

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Thursday, June 30, 2011

First, N.C. wanted to stop folks from having babies ... now the state wants you to keep them

Posted By on Thu, Jun 30, 2011 at 10:43 AM

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Talk about your bipolar government. Earlier this month, women who'd been sterilized by the state of North Carolina told their horrifying stories to a committee about how painful life is not being able to give birth because lawmakers/social workers/all around assholes thought they weren't good enough.  Now, fast forward 30 years and look at the N.C.'s GOP controlled General Assembly try to infringe on reproductive rights again.

This time, lawmakers wanted to make women who were considering abortion take extra steps before going ahead with the procedure. (The bill was recently vetoed by Bev Perdue.)

The legislation also required medical personnel to present to patients an ultrasound image of the fetus along with information about possible risks.

"This bill is a dangerous intrusion into the confidential relationship that exists between women and their doctors," the Democratic governor said in a statement.

"The bill contains provisions that are the most extreme in the nation in terms of interfering with that relationship."

Barbara Holt, president of North Carolina Right to Life, said the proposed law would not be an intrusion into the doctor-patient relationship because most women who undergo abortion usually have no relationship with the doctor who performs the procedure.

"Most women who have abortions say they have never seen the doctor prior to the abortion and never see the doctor after," Holt told Reuters. "This is about women going to facilities that deal only in abortions."

Perdue said the bill is a case of legislators imposing their ideology on a woman's private consultations with her doctor.

Make up your mind, N.C. — do you want more babies or not?

North Carolina is one of a number of states with Republican majorities seeking restrictions on abortion this year.

What's interesting and sad about the abortion debate is that it's mostly men leading the charge, telling women what they should and should not do with their bodies. The decision to have an abortion isn't something that women enter into lightly.  The myth of the woman who uses abortion as birth control is outdated and wrong.

Why doesn't the government do anything about the deadbeat fathers who produce kids, then leave the state on the hook to pay for them? Here's something the General Assembly should consider: If a man has multiple children that are receiving assistance from the state, he should be subjected to a vasectomy.

I bet that will never happen.

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Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Today's Top(less) 5: Wednesday

Posted By on Wed, Jun 29, 2011 at 6:30 AM

Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, June 29, 2011 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.

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• Blue Plate Special at The Men's Club

• Pure Wednesday at Halo

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• Wild Wednesday at Leather and Lace Southend

• No Cover Wednesday at Club Onyx

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Monday, June 27, 2011

Friday, June 24, 2011

It came from Backpage.com: So sure this is not approved by the NFL ...

Posted By on Fri, Jun 24, 2011 at 3:11 PM

In today's Backpage.com veiled prostitution ad, we have Charlotte's Panther Entertainment. The Queen City is home to the NFL's Carolina Panthers — but this stripper/escort has NOTHING to do with that. Just the names are similar.

HAVING A EVENT? LET ONE OF THE TALENTS DANCERS OF PANTHER ENTERTAINMENT CATER YOUR NEXT SOCIAL!!!!

WE HAVE DANCERS FOR :

BIRTHDAY PARTY / BACHELOR PARTY

ONE-ONE PARTY / GRADUATION PARTY

BIKE CLUB EVENT / CLUB PREMIERS

WE ALSO HAVE LADIES FOR MUSIC VIDEO'S/ MODELING

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ANYBODY CAN DANCE!!!! WE ENTERTAIN!!!!!

PIX AVAIL!!!

The pictures accompanying the ad surely don't look that entertaining.

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Check out the furry toilet seat cover.

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