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I'm broke right now. On tour I might do it for a place to sleep. A six-pack and your floor with an air mattress.

Would you save George Bush from a burning house fire if he were screaming out your name for help?

I would save him. And then as soon as I made sure he was OK, I would sit down and talk to him about what an asshole he is.

What's your favorite Halloween costume of all-time?

Road kill. I wore a full fur animal costume and then I spray painted tire tracks across it. Then I made a ping-pong ball as an eyeball popping out. It freaked everyone out.

What's the most awkward thing that's ever happened to you?

My pants splitting open on stage. I was wearing these extremely tight hip huggers without underwear and the crotch just busted out. I was elevated so I'm sure I gave everyone a show. I had to tie my jacket around my waist for the rest of the show.

How much can you bench?

I can probably pick you up.

Tell us a joke.

What do you call a bouncer at a gay bar? ... A flame thrower.

Do you have a favorite term for making whoopy?

Once I heard this really redneck girl call it stickin'. That was funny.

Names: Destiny and Kristy

click to enlarge Destiny and Kristyu - ANGUS LAMOND

Profession: bartenders/managers at the Sunset Club

There's a reason the Sunset Club charges a membership; well, actually, there are two reasons: One is Kristy, the other is Destiny. (Needless to say, we didn't have to ask Destiny what her stripper name would be.)

Why do people lust after you?

Destiny: (Points to her boobs.) I'm just kidding.

Kristy: Because we're bartenders, which a lot of guys have crushes on.

So do guys try to pick you up all the time?

Kristy: We get a lot of gifts. Concert tickets. Bobcats tickets.

Destiny: Dinner. Gift certificates.

What's the worst pick-up line you've ever heard?

Destiny: I have a yacht, or I have a house on the lake.

Do people ever try to look at your underwear?

Destiny: Oh, they've seen our underwear.

Kristy: We have to climb up a ladder behind the bar to get wines, and sometimes we wear skirts.

Have you caught them staring?

Destiny: We can feel it.

Kristy: Sometimes guys go, "Get back up there."

Is chest hair gross or sexy?

Kristy: Gross! Wax it off.

Destiny: A little bit is OK.

How much are your most expensive jeans?

Kristy: $250

Destiny: Only $100

What are you going to invent one day?

Kristy: The perfect man.

Does size matter ... in terms of muscle?

Kristy: Depends on the muscle.

Destiny: As long as they aren't a beef head. I like a range.

What's your favorite term for making whoopy?

Destiny: Shagging.

How much money would it take to get to second base with you?

Kristy: No amount of money.

Destiny: I think they would call that prostituting.

Even for $200 million?

Kristy: No.

Destiny: I think I could swing it for $200 million.

What's your pet peeve?

Destiny: Pretty much everything gets on my nerves.

Anything specific?

Destiny: No, everything.

Part Two ...

Name: PJ

click to enlarge PJ - ANGUS LAMOND

Profession: Improv Comedian

Name the top two things women look for in a man. You probably said sense of humor and money. This Lust Lister has got you covered. A consultant during the week, PJ performs in an improv comedy troupe on the weekends.

What do you lust after?

I think the scholar Lil' Flip said it best: "I want a lady in the street, but a freak in the sheets."

Do people ever try to look at your underwear?

Yes. I don't really know why. There's nothing really interesting in my underwear.

Tell us a joke, funny man.

It's a lame one: What does Snoop Dogg call his umbrella? ... For drizza.

How much money would you pay to go into outer space?

Less than that guy from *NSYNC.

How much money would it take to get to second base with you?

10 pence -- however much that is.

Of the following three people, pick one you would have sex with, one you would marry and one you would throw off a cliff: Oprah, Paris, Medusa.

I'd fuck Medusa because that would be crazy. I'd marry Oprah because she's loaded. And I'd throw Paris off a cliff into a pool of snakes.

What's so crazy about Medusa?

I mean she's got snakes on her head. I figure that's almost like a threesome.

What's the worst pick-up line you've ever heard?

Is your dad a terrorist? Because you're the bomb. I think that one was more popular pre-9/11.

What's your favorite term for making whoopy?

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