Wednesday, November 22, 2006

The Wrestler

Posted By on Wed, Nov 22, 2006 at 12:00 PM

Name of Kama Sutra Position: The Wrestler

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?
While I would say it actually has the possibilities of becoming a solid 8, I had to give it a 3. Unless your partner is a contortionist, this position is very hard to negotiate.

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?
Yes we did!

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position?
The male should have no problems getting down on bended knee with his readied Òdog.Ó It is the woman who will probably barely be able to grab her ankles while on her belly and pull them up far enough to get the ÒdogÓ anywhere near her Òsesame seed bun.Ó

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position?
I have a couple of thoughts here. The man can actually help the woman by pulling up on her feet in order to help her grasp them. Chances are, however, if she couldn't get her feet up there in the first place, she wonÕt be able to hold them there long. This poses a dangerous situation (it is all fun and games until somebody loses an eye!).

How long did you last in the position?
Didn't ever get started

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman):
No, she did not care for it, but she did find it rather funny.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man):
I actually did not enjoy this one either.

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Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?
Man: I was comfortable, but also very sexually frustrated during the act.

Woman: She gives the big thumb down to both questions.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (why or why not)?

No, this position actually seems to pull you apart as a couple and force you to concentrate on yourself rather than the enjoyment of each other.

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man: Yes, I actually received a small bruise on my forearm when she lost her grip on her ankle on one occasion.

Woman: No complaints ...

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less?

The position felt like having sex with a blow-up doll with its hind legs tied behind its back and several quarter-sized holes drilled all over its felt vinyl exterior. Every time I had it lifted and in position, it would deflate and fall (along with that of my expectations and swelled manhood).

Did she reach orgasm?
No

Did he reach orgasm?
No way!

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm?


N/A

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?
You know, I was actually quite excited about trying this position -- "was" being the keyword here.  While I would like to think that I would try it again, I am actually slightly afraid of getting injured on this one. In my opinion, spring-loaded feet, an exhausted woman and the delicate male testicle just do not mix!

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable:
No... this one is pretty much hopeless for most!

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