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Name of Kama Sutra Position: The Stride

Getting into the position: The woman gets into position by either getting down on her hands and knees  or hands and feet, whichever catches your fancy! The man then approaches from behind, lifts one of her ankles behind her and places it onto his shoulder. From this point, I think I can leave the rest to your sewer-packed imaginations.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?
WeÕve got another 10 on our hands!

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?
Not too much difficulty. You canÕt exactly rollover into this one, but in about 20 or 30 seconds you should be well on your way to orgasmville!

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position?
No pretzel. And the motions come quite naturally.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position? How long did you last in the position? 
10 minutes

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman): She gives it a thumbs up.
Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man): I give it a thumbs up to the action and a whole other thumbs up to the lovely view (of her rear side)!

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?
Man: Yes, and if you consider thrusting, sweating and grunting relaxing É then youÕll have it made in the shade Ñ of her rear-end!
Woman: She was fairly comfortable, but 10 minutes would be about her max in that position.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (why or why not)?
While at first glance it wouldnÕt appear to be intimate, it actually is a very vulnerable position that promotes intimacy. Through touch and vocal cues, the couple can communicate their desires and feelings and become very aware of each other and what feels good.

Are you achy or sore after the fact?
Man: No
Woman: No

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less?
It felt like heaven. If you are a man who is turned on by the sight of your partnerÕs lower extremities, this one provides a rather nice view of them all. Whether you like a one-handed, two-handed or entire arm-load of butt, they all look good in this position!

Did she reach orgasm? Yes!
Did he reach orgasm? Yes!!!

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm?
No, actually had to be careful that it wasnÕt too short.

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?
Oh yes, the Stride has it all over the dog. With its lovely view and easy access to her favorite button (clitoris), I can see this gaining popularity all over the world as the FHDDP (Fire Hydrant Dog Double Play)!

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable?
Perfect as is!

Name of Kama Sutra Position: The Thunderbolt

Getting into the position: This motion is accomplished by the man seizing the feet of his woman and lifting them high into the air like a wheel barrow. When her yoni is within range of his manhood, he can proceed to enjoy the girl with his aggressive strokes of passion.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?
This position is a 3.

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?
No

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position? 
It is the size of your partner and overall strength that is going to make or break you here. Lifting your partnerÕs legs high in the air like you were tipping a manure filled wheel barrow (or lead filled, depending on the situation) seems like it would be an easy task until youÕve tried it.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position? 
Might I interest you in a pulley system of some sorts to keep her legs upright? Albeit this might then appear to be more of a position of torture than a position of love, but some are into that sort of thing É

How long did you last in the position? 
My partner is by no means big or heavy and I still could only keep her in position for about three minutes.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman): She thought that it wasnÕt too bad.
Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man): CouldnÕt really think of anything other than the pain.

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?
Man: Oh yes, rather, I could have fallen asleep if I wasnÕt dead lifting a torso over my head and attempting to maintain an erection at the same time.
Woman: Quite comfortable she would say.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (why or why not)? 
OK at the time I would have said, ÒNo way!Ó But now that I have settled down a bit, I can see the intimate possibilities, although I only experienced the painful sides of them.

Are you achy or sore after the fact?
Man: The heck with dumbbells! A pair of sexy legs lifted over the head will really get those shoulders pumped.
Woman: No

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less? 
I felt like I was trying to have sex with an obese midget of which I had a rope tied around and I was attempting to lift her high enough to get my "dog" in her "bun."  Sounds kinky, until youÕve actually done it.

Did she reach orgasm? No
Did he reach orgasm? No

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm? N/A

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?
Being a glutton for punishment, I would like to ÒtryÓ this position again. Perhaps every Monday, Wednesday and Friday for an hour; followed by plenty of carbohydrates and protein and a full days rest. Mr. Olympia, here I come!

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable?
Update: ItÕs true that a spoon full of sugar really does make the medicine go down. Or in my case a pulley and rope tied to her feet really does make those legs rather easy to lift É and the visual fantasy with such a contraption is not too shabby either!

Name of Kama Sutra Position: The Thunderbolt

Getting into the position: This motion is accomplished by the man seizing the feet of his woman and lifting them high into the air like a wheel barrow. When her yoni is within range of his manhood, he can proceed to enjoy the girl with his aggressive strokes of passion.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?
This position is a 3.

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?
No

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position? 
It is the size of your partner and overall strength that is going to make or break you here. Lifting your partnerÕs legs high in the air like you were tipping a manure filled wheel barrow (or lead filled, depending on the situation) seems like it would be an easy task until youÕve tried it.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position? 
Might I interest you in a pulley system of some sorts to keep her legs upright? Albeit this might then appear to be more of a position of torture than a position of love, but some are into that sort of thing É

How long did you last in the position? 
My partner is by no means big or heavy and I still could only keep her in position for about three minutes.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman): She thought that it wasnÕt too bad.
Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man): CouldnÕt really think of anything other than the pain.

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?
Man: Oh yes, rather, I could have fallen asleep if I wasnÕt dead lifting a torso over my head and attempting to maintain an erection at the same time.
Woman: Quite comfortable she would say.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (why or why not)? 
OK at the time I would have said, ÒNo way!Ó But now that I have settled down a bit, I can see the intimate possibilities, although I only experienced the painful sides of them.

Are you achy or sore after the fact?
Man: The heck with dumbbells! A pair of sexy legs lifted over the head will really get those shoulders pumped.
Woman: No

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less? 
I felt like I was trying to have sex with an obese midget of which I had a rope tied around and I was attempting to lift her high enough to get my "dog" in her "bun."  Sounds kinky, until youÕve actually done it.

Did she reach orgasm? No
Did he reach orgasm? No

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm? N/A

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?
Being a glutton for punishment, I would like to ÒtryÓ this position again. Perhaps every Monday, Wednesday and Friday for an hour; followed by plenty of carbohydrates and protein and a full days rest. Mr. Olympia, here I come!

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable?
Update: ItÕs true that a spoon full of sugar really does make the medicine go down. Or in my case a pulley and rope tied to her feet really does make those legs rather easy to lift É and the visual fantasy with such a contraption is not too shabby either!

Name of Kama Sutra Position:  The Green Thorn Apple

Getting into the position: Crush milky chunks of cactus with sulfur and realgar. Dry this mixture seven times until it can be easily turned into powder. Add in a monkey turd and sprinkle mixture over your lovers head.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?

I give this position a  negative 1 ...

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?

No, but it would sure be difficult to gather these ingredients.

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position?

It would make you feel more like an idiot than a pretzel.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position: N/A

How long did you last in the position? N/A

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman): N/A
Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man): N/A

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?
Man: N/A
Woman: N/A

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (why or why not)? 

This is another Kama Sutra recipe that is designed to increase the intimacy through the powers of a magical elixir. I will say, however, that any man who goes through these lengths for his lover is very intimate and loving toward her. Either that or belongs in a straight jacket É

Are you achy or sore after the fact?
Man: Would probably receive at least one black eye in the process.
Woman: A bad hair day for sure!

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less? 

So what is this elixir actually for, youÕre probably dying to know. It is to enslave your lover for the rest of their life! They will be within your powers and have only the deepest of desires for you and nobody else. Interestingly, it is the addition of the monkey turd that gives it this magical property.

Did she reach orgasm? N/A
Did he reach orgasm? N/A

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm? N/A

Would you do this position again (why or why not)? 

NO! Try this technique at your own risk. I will not be held responsible for either the collection of the ingredients É or the pummeling you receive from your lover afterward!

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable?

DonÕt do it É just read and laugh!

Name of Kama Sutra Position: Loves Noose

Getting into the position: The woman is lying flat on her back with her legs spread. The man approaches her from above and straddles her in such a way that he can encircle and entrap her thighs with his own. Now the man is instructed to "enjoy the lovely girl," and enjoy her, you shall!

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?
This position is an 8.

Did you have difficulty getting into the position? No

Did you feel like a pretzel?  Were you able to do the motions once in position? 
Yes, this position does give way to the feeling of a pretzel, but in a good way.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position? No

How long did you last in the position?
10 minutes

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman): She liked it very much.
Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man): I liked it too.

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?
Man: It was comfortable enough É but definitely not too relaxing. You wouldnÕt want it to be!
Woman: Fairly comfortable as long as it is a short period of time.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (why or why not)? 
Yes, there is just something to be said about those intense, driving positions that create intimacy through trust and desire. For some positions you have to work it to get that extra Òoomph,Ó but this one lends itself over on a Òquivered yoniÓ platter!

Are you achy or sore after the fact?
Man: No.
Woman: No

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less?
I felt like a caveman who had snuck up on a sleeping female and devised a way to "bust a nut" without actually getting his nuts busted in the process. There is something very animalistic and prehistoric about this motion, but does comes naturally, which makes for a quick learning curve.

Did she reach orgasm? Yes
Did he reach orgasm? Yes

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm? No

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?
Yes, most definitely. This is one of those positions that can become a staple. It is easy to accomplish and brings enjoyment to both the man and the woman.

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable?
It is the manÕs responsibility to keep this position pleasurable and exciting and not too painful for the woman. It is very easy to get excited and clamp down on her legs and bring an end to the trust and fun.  Be aware of the delicate balance between pleasure and pain.

Name of Kama Sutra Position: The Tripod

Getting into the position: The man stands, pinning his partner against a wall or stationary object. Then he pulls up his lover's knee until he is able to penetrate her yoni with the force and vigor of a young jackrabbit pumped up with steroids and Viagra.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?
This position deserves a healthy number 8.

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?
No

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position? 
Motions were all rather natural and innate.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position? 
If she has a yoni and a knee, all you'll need is the steroids and Viagra.

How long did you last in the position? 
10 minutes, before moving on to something else

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman): 
Yes, she thought it was very intense and passionate.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man): 
Yes.

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable?  Were you able to relax?
Man: Yes I was pretty comfortable
Woman: She would not say comfortable, but for a short duration it is rather pleasurable.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (why or why not)?
Yes, there is a lot of passion and physical involvement between both parties which cause you to be very aware of each other and what feels good. The heightened arousal of a standing position gives a sense of urgency and boosts the shared intimate emotion involved.

Are you achy or sore after the fact?
Man: No
Woman: No

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less? 
Those fantasies of a quickie in an abandoned parking lot, just grabbing your lover anywhere, anytime ... pinning her against a wall and passionately making love to her. And when you pull up that knee, she will really know you mean business!

Did she reach orgasm? No, but it warmed her up for a good one.
Did he reach orgasm? It warmed me up too.

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm? N/A

Would you do this position again (why or why not)? 
I would most definitely do again. Using a few cooking terms, I would say that it tenderizes and marinades the female genitalia and gets her hot and ready for a slew of Kama Sutra delights. However, given the properly equipped kitchen Ñ icing, corn starch and a whipping spoon Ñ this could make one heck of a main course!

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable?
This position is plenty pleasurable as is, but playing around with the surprise impromptu attack is what makes this particular Kama Sutra gem such a classic! This would be a staple on the island of Hedonism III. So, what are you waiting for? Pack your toothbrush, book those tickets and leave your clothes at home!