Sunday, August 5, 2007

Indian Headstand

Posted By on Sun, Aug 5, 2007 at 1:47 PM

Position: The woman involved takes her weight on her hands and with her arms outstretched. The man stands on the floor, leans his knees against the edge of the bed and grips her waist for more support. While she puts her feet under his arms to steady herself, she will still need a lot of strength and flexibility to accomplish this position for even a few minutes—one minute—ten seconds!

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)? It is not often that this happens, but we have an 8 for the guys and a 3 for the girls.

Did you have difficulty getting into the position? It is actually quite a chore to get into this position; especially if the woman has weak arms… she will be complaining every step of the way.

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position? You will not feel like a pretzel, but you may want to offer one to your woman for extra energy and endurance. The motions are simple to do, once you get rocking!

How long did you last in the position? 2 minutes, err at least 1, not counting the complaining and whining in between.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman): N-O… no!

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man): Yes!

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?

Man: It was actually fairly comfortable from my point of view

Woman: She was not comfortable at all from the very beginning.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)? No, this is not intimate and it could be a real mood breaker if you push it too much. It is actually quite raw and appetizing in all its form and glory however, so let me just say that it is well worth the attempt at getting her to assume the position for long enough to get some joy out of it.

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man: No

Woman: Hell no, she wasn’t in position long enough.

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less? This position is like teaching a whiny brat how to ride a bike; every time you get them up and on track, they just fall off and start crying. Unfortunately there are not really any training wheels other than a roof supported harness, but this is but a whole other position of possibilities and pleasures!

Did she reach orgasm? If she did, I don’t think even she knows about it…

Did he reach orgasm? No…

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm? If we would have kept up with it, I may have never reached an orgasm ever again, not with her anyway.

Would you do this position again (why or why not)? No, it pains me to say that for me there is no hope. I however do not want to discourage anyone else from trying this as I think it could be awesome. I think if either you get a small enough or strong enough woman you will be good to go.

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable: If you run into a whiner, it will be best to just throw in the ropes right off the bat, because you won’t get anywhere and why waste the energy when you could be assuming a much more doable Kama Sutra position!


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