Thursday, November 8, 2007

The Cradle

Posted By on Thu, Nov 8, 2007 at 1:44 PM

Rock-a-bye, hottie,

On his cock's top,

When the nut busts

This cradle will rock!

When his back breaks

This cradle will fall,

And down will come hottie,

Libido, and all!

This position involves the man holding his partner's waist up to his member via holding the underside of her knees or buttocks. Then using all the strength he can muster, he rocks her up and down his shaft, stimulating her clitoris and a sense of awe for his great strength!

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?

I give it an 8

Did you have difficulty getting into the position? Yes... this position is definitely not for the faint of muscle, unless your partner is a twig, and even then it will take some oomph to keep her afloat!

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position? I can't even remember if I felt liker a pretzel anymore. I was so focused on looking relaxed and cool while struggling in actuality.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position: Scream, “There she blows!” when you are ready to cum, so that she can prepare to catch herself on the downfall.

How long did you last in the position? I think it was close to five minutes...but it felt like 500.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman): She enjoyed it... but I think the best part was the "strong" impression it left!

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man): It was pretty cool, but if your partner is 5' 8” and of average build, you are going to be in slight agony by the end.

Short Answers

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?

Man: Um, no on both accounts!

Woman: Surprisingly, even though it felt like I was the one taking on all the weight, she had complaints of being strained and getting tired.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)? No, intimacy will be the last thing on your mind while engaging in the cradle. This is a slam, bam, thank you ma'am, from the first moment you start bouncing her off of your waist. But you will not miss the intimacy, trust me!

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man: Yes, this is definitely one that I felt a little bit in the lower back the next day. Nothing major, but there was a little twinge that let me know I must have been getting it on right!

Woman: Yes, her inner things were a bit sore.

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less? This position is all about achieving maximum pleasure. There is no time for small talk or mini rests. You have to have a strategy and an eye on the prize to make it through and actually achieve orgasm.

Did she reach orgasm? Yes she did, about a minute before me.

Did he reach orgasm? Yes, I am happy to report that I did manage to bust a nut rather than my back!

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm? No, this position will let men live true to their two minutes of penetration, but she will be so turned on by his strength, she will not mind in this case.

Would you do this position again (why or why not)? Yes, I actually liked this position quite a bit. It is the ultimate in extreme humping. The intensity was exhilarating and the orgasm left me sleeping like a baby, that's what I call a Saturday night.

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable: For the guys: Make sure you are good and horny and full of testosterone. You know how people have been known to lift cars in emergency situations? Well, it's the exact same thing, only without the visit to the emergency room... hopefully!

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