Monday, January 7, 2008

Diamond in the Rough

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This is a simple position that most anyone with their private parts intact and functioning can accomplish. The male begins this move while lying on his back with a pillow propped under his head. The woman is then instructed to lower her “yoni” down upon his erect manhood while facing him.

With the woman’s hands and knees placed on either side of the man's torso, she then begins to move her waist in the diagonal shape of a diamond, meaning towards the left, down, right, up, and so on. For extra physical and visual stimulation the moves can be performed with a slight arch, allowing the woman to flaunt her body with each horizontal thrust of her pelvis.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)? 

This position gets a respectable 6 from the man and an ecstatic 9 from the woman

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?  No...

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position?  No...

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position:  No, the basics of this position have been around at least for the past few centuries, if not more.

How long did you last in the position?  She lasted for at least 15-20 minutes with about 2 ½ orgasms spanning in that time frame.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman):  She loved it. She described the motions as allowing the penis to explore every orifice inside of her “yoni” (can you say G-spot?), as well as allowed some nice clitoris-to-man-pubis-bone action during the upswing of the motion.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man):  This is not a “bad” position, but there is not much for the man to do without breaking her rhythm. For the guy who likes to be involved in the motions, this is not nearly as enjoyable as it is for the women. For the guy who likes to lay quiet and still while his girl grinds all over his pole like a virgin straddled over her first horse saddle... then he will be in for a treat.

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?

Man:  You couldn't get any more relaxing or comfortable in this position unless you were sleeping... and that is the one thing that frightens me so much about it so much. What if I fall asleep? I would be on the couch for the next 10 years!

Woman:  She was actually quite comfortable and relaxed in her ecstasy. One of the positive aspects of this position that she wanted me to note was that because the position involves horizontal grinding rather than vertical, it is actually easier on the legs and less exhausting. This means a heck of a lot more orgasms could be in store, if you know what I mean.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)?  For the woman's end of things, it appears to be a very intimate position. She enjoys the face to face contact and deep penetration. For some men, the lack of involvement, will give them a lack of interest in the whole process, which will then distance them from the whole experience.

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man:  Hell no... maybe a few bed sores if anything (from lying there motionless for too long)

Woman:  No...

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less?  This position for the man would be similar to trying to masturbate in a dorm room without waking your roommate. There is not a whole lot of movement going on and the stimulation on the shaft will be very slow and controlled.

Did she reach orgasm? Yes, 2 ½ of them.

Did he reach orgasm?  No, but I tried... Lord did I try.

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm?  No, she could have kept on having them... and I think I could have kept on not having them. Not a good mix!

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?  I would, and I would only do this because she loved it so much. I am certainly not saying that is was “bad”, it was just not the kind of position that turns me on as much as some of the other ones. But all in all, there is joy in giving pleasure as well as receiving it, so this one at least gets a thumbs up in that aspect!

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable: No.

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