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This position is called the Ostrich's Tail because the woman's raised and spread legs give the impression of an ostrich's tail. This position is said to benefit both partners by allowing them to build up to a mutual orgasm.

The woman begins this position on her back with her legs comfortably in front. The man is then instructed to kneel at her feet, raises her legs into the air, and pulls her all the way up until only her head and shoulders remain on the bed or floor.

The woman may want to hook her feet around his shoulders while he enters her vagina to make it a bit easier. Once in, she can place her legs around his head and allow the fun to begin.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?

This position gets an 8.5 on the 'Dichter' scale!

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?  Yes, strength, coordination, and balance shall all play a role in this position.

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position?  No, more like a circus act. Yes the position is doable, but for many it certainly won't be easy or all that natural.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position:  There isn't a whole lot to ease the strain of getting into position outside of a crane. Beyond this, I would say that having the woman take some of the strain off the man's arms by placing her feet on his shoulders is a must during penetration... and if the man's erection tends to curve upward, he is going to need even more of a hand getting everything in the right place.

How long did you last in the position?  This is a five to ten minute romp in Candy land. I doubt many people are going to be able to uphold this stance for much more, and even if they could, it looses its novelty by then anyway.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman):  At first she did not like it at all, but once the blood rushed to both her heads (the clit and brain tank), she was game for the ride and finished off with a nice orgasm...

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man):  This position is very manly and therefore is a testosterone booster. The height of arousal and excitement is doubled to the point where the fight or flight response kicks in and any pain is forgone for at least the first five to ten minutes, or orgasm... whichever happened first!

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?

Man:  No... this position knows no comfort!

Woman:  No

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)?

No, there is very little contact with either partner during this move. It is actually even hard to talk in this position, so most of your communication will be through grunts, which gets the job done fortunately.

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man:  A small amount in the lower back. Similar to doing 5 sets of moderate weight deadlifts.

Woman:  No

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less? 

This position is great for a quickie. Unlike a few of the similar versions, this position doesn't require the use of a chair or bed, which means that you can take this one of the road for some public erotica. This position is perfect for those nights when you aren't really into making love, and don't want to have sex... you want to fu@k, and fu@k hard!

Did she reach orgasm?  …Yes

Did he reach orgasm?  ...Yes

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm?

Yes, it is true that there is a bit of a build to get to this one, even if you try to make it a quickie. Strain has that effect on a couple...

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?

Absolutely, there are so few Kama Sutra positions out there that really say “fu@king” and do it with such style and finesse.

Use plenty of lubrication and in fact you may want to have a bottle handy. Her juices get directed back towards uterus, so with a lot of friction going, things can get dried up rather quickly... especially if you are standing out on a public beach with a slight breeze.

“Putting on the sock” does not refer to a condom or penis extension as many would have thought. Instead, it refers to an age old technique of foreplay. The technique begins with the woman on her back and man kneeling before her with his penis placed at the entrance of her vagina. Instead of inserting his penis however, the man caresses the entrance of her, back and forth, in a circular motion... and don't forget to involve the clitoris. The continuous stroking leaves her incredibly wet, and on the verge of a quivering orgasm. Just be careful to gauge her orgasmic pleasures, or she may be through before the man even gets invited inside for dessert!

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)? 

This technique is a must in foreplay and therefore deserves a solid 9.99... nothing is perfect.

Did you have difficulty getting into the position? 

No.

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position?

No.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position?

This is the position that is a potent aphrodisiac for the woman, anytime a man is just not sure if she is in the mood. This move is a great way to wake up your lover in the morning and get her oven warmed up for some real fun.

How long did you last in the position?

Five minutes, and then it was off to a few other positions. Unfortunately, she did orgasm, which put a bit of a damper on the rest of the play, but I'll get to that a bit later.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman): 

Incredibly enjoyable. She prefers to maneuver the penis herself and get it right where she likes it. Much the same as a dildo, except us guys get to be a little more involved than the traditional battery versions.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man):

The most exciting part about this position is its ability to get a woman incredibly wet and ready for sex almost every time it is performed.

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?

Man:  Absolutely

Woman:  Very

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)?

Yes, and one of the most intimate ways to use your tool as a guy, is to put it in your womans own hands and watch what she does with it. You can find out a lot about what pleasures your partner by watching her maneuver your manhood around the delicate surface of her “yoni”.

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man:  No

Woman:  No

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less? 

This technique seems to warm the woman up at a very rapid rate, while keeping the guy with a nice sustainable erection. For any guy who is having difficulties lasting long enough for his partner to orgasm, this can often put time on his side. While this technique is arousing for the guy, it is usually not enough for orgasm, so he will be able to penetrate when he senses her nearing orgasm and hopefully ride it out to the quintessential end of a simultaneous orgasm.

Did she reach orgasm?

Yes

Did he reach orgasm?

No

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm?

No, she gets there quick, which means if I want to be a part of it, I need to be on my toes.

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?

Yes, this position has become a staple for me. It almost guarantees me sex, even during times when I may not have been initially welcome. It is a very light and teasing way to get a woman in the mood. The best way to find your way into a woman's vagina, is to wait until she can't stand “not having it” in her, rather than just shoving it in.

This is the place where I warn some guys not to bring their girl to an orgasm unless she is very multi-orgasmic. This technique can give her such an intense orgasm, that it finishes her off and leaves her only luke warm at best for the remainder of the love session. This is one way to turn your woman into a “two-minute wonder”, but it will suck, so don't go all the way unless your ready to put a close to the night!

The Amazon begins with the man lying on his back with both feet in the air, legs curled up towards his abdomen, and legs spread comfortably. The woman then squats over top of the man, pushing his legs forward, curling him backward, so that she can straddle his hamstrings and achieve penetration at the same time.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?

This position deserves an 8.5 for its unique pleasure points

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?

Yes

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position? 

Yes, this is a pretzel position, of which motions do not come naturally for the most part.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position?

Your parts are not going to match up nice and neat as in most Kama Sutra positions. The man is going to need to angle his member forward towards his testicles, which can be easier for some than for others!

How long did you last in the position?

We lasted about 10 minutes in this position until climax.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman): 

She did enjoy this position and due to the female dominance was able to achieve a very healthy orgasm. She did mention however that the odd submissive nature of the man, who is spread eagle on his back, turned her off somewhat.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man): 

This position can be very pleasurable in a very unnatural and uncomfortable way.

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?

Man:  No, not particularly comfortable for the man.

Woman:  Decently comfortable, although there is more leg strength needed than the tradition girl on top, which makes it a lot less relaxing.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)?

This is a very distant position in some ways and intimate in others. There is very little face to face contact and communication is minimal. The man will feel vulnerable and feminine during the execution of this move, which lends itself inherently to intimacy and trust. The more intimately involved you are with your partner, the greater your experience should be, because you both will be able to open up and experience sex from the vantage point of each others perspective.

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man:  No.

Woman:  No.

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less?

This position allows the man a candid view of what submissive sex is all about. The woman has complete control of the motion and the man is simply there for the ride. The man, with his butt in the air and legs curled into his stomach will experience moments of lost machismo and feminism, but this can lead to a new realm of traditionally forbidden pleasures if he opens himself to the experience.

Did she reach orgasm?

Yes

Did he reach orgasm?

Yes

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm?

No, this position is meant to be accomplished rather quickly to maximize pleasure and minimize discomfort.

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?

Yes, but this is not something that I would recommend doing very often. What makes this position fun is its unique sexual perspective. It is great for the male who loves submissive role-playing, and in this case may become something that you would do more often. For the traditional couple however, this can be a big turn-off if overused!

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable?

This position lends itself to some adventurous role-playing for the right domineering woman

The Cork Screw promises much clitoral stimulation as well as a grand view and easy pumping action for the guy. The Cork Screw begins with the woman on her back and the man above her in missionary position. The woman then closes her legs and twists her waist so that her knees are on her one side. The man then gains entrance through her closed legs and enjoys various penile angles in the vagina, specifically concentrating on the massaging of the clitoris and g-spot.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?

This position receives a respectable 8 on the rating scale on the woman's behalf and a 7 from the man.

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?

No

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position?

This position is very simple to accomplish for anyone.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position?

Pull out your winkie, put it in, pull it out, fall asleep!

How long did you last in the position?

This one was a good 20 minutes... with some variation thrown in of course.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman):

It is true that the man can reach those special spots easily in this position. It may not even be so much that you are actually hitting the specific love buttons as much as hitting new territories that have never been touched before.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man):

It's good, but its pleasure is not so much in the position itself, as it is in the kudos you will receive for her enjoyment.

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?

Man: Yes, it is comfortable.

Woman: Incredibly comfortable, but she definitely had a limit to the length of time she could be in the position. You will find that she is most comfortable on one side more than the other and will be able to last longer between switches.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)? Yes and no. This position is a bit closed off, which makes it especially good as a “first sex” position. It feels safe for most women who are not yet comfortable with a guy and allows for ease of communication between partners while exploring each others pleasures. On the intimate side of things however, it a great position for first time anal, which is incredibly intimate no matter how you look at it... especially if you are guiding a woman through her first time. Do it right, or you shall never do it again!

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man: Hell no!

Woman: Ditto...

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less?

This position is not a whole lot different than a standard missionary for the guy. Butt plug $30, rabbit vibrator $65, nypho's delight cream $25, watching the orgasmic faces your woman will make while exploring the inner reachings' of her “yoni”... priceless.

Did she reach orgasm?

Yes

Did he reach orgasm?

Yes

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm?

Yes, it did take longer, but it is set up to be a slow guided “get to know each other better” position. It is definitely not a slam-bam thank you ma'am.

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?

Yes, I don't think that I will be able to get away without this position now that she has explored its pleasures. It really goes hand in hand with several of the other missionary variations and is a good in between before she goes up on all fours.

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable?

If you haven't been down the “Hershey Highway” and are looking for a great beginner position... look no farther than right here to break her in right!

Okay, so not the most original position in the world, but sometimes it is nice to be reminded of some of the little pleasures we all have... and this is definitely one of them. The woman bends forward while gripping the bedstead, her buttocks raised high. The man then cups his hands to her breasts and squeezes them together, this is what has come to be called “Dhenuka” by the experts.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?

This position is a well deserved 9.5... damn near perfect

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?

No

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position?

No... the movements are very tried and true and should come quite naturally.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position?

I actually recommend taking her by surprise with this move. It is amazing how turned on a girl can get if you mount her by surprise... she has to be somewhat in the mood however, as we all know, and I leave that up to you to decide.

How long did you last in the position?

This was a 5 minute quickie...

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman):

For the woman: She was bit surprised for about a half second, then her back arched, her legs spread and we were both with the program by the time that second was over!

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man): Need you even ask? I am a huge fan of a woman's behind... so let's just say this is always the best ride at Disneyland!

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?

Man: I actually thought about this for a moment while I was in action, and you know, this one is actually pretty damn comfortable.

Woman: She especially likes it from behind when she can hold onto something. It is much more difficult to hold onto the ankles than the bed post... food for thought.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)?

I would say that the intimacy is not in the position as much as it is in the feelings behind the direct action of this position. Women love to be desired and sometimes us guys forget that and are afraid of being turned down for a quick rear end romp... when in fact they will love you for it and enjoy it just as much.

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man: Are you kidding???

Woman: Ditto...

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less?

I am a big fan of holding onto the waist during this move, but I tried the cupping the boobs move for a few minutes and it wasn't bad. What I did notice however was that it kind of threw off my motion and concentration... kind of like trying to rub your belly and head at the same time. I say just keep it simple and it is a whole lot more fun!

Did she reach orgasm?

Yes

Did he reach orgasm?

Yes

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm?

No, it was shorter than usual, but that is the name of the game for an impromptu quickie!

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?

Absolutely, and I think I am going to make it a point to surprise her more often with this move. best of all, you won't even get the sheets wet, smear the glass on the kitchen table, or put your ass on display in your living room window!

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable?

Don't go in too cold now... use those two finger digits to make sure that you have a nice wet and smooth opening to this play!