Monday, February 4, 2008

The Milch Cow

Posted By on Mon, Feb 4, 2008 at 12:12 PM

Okay, so not the most original position in the world, but sometimes it is nice to be reminded of some of the little pleasures we all have... and this is definitely one of them. The woman bends forward while gripping the bedstead, her buttocks raised high. The man then cups his hands to her breasts and squeezes them together, this is what has come to be called “Dhenuka” by the experts.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?

This position is a well deserved 9.5... damn near perfect

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?

No

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position?

No... the movements are very tried and true and should come quite naturally.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position?

I actually recommend taking her by surprise with this move. It is amazing how turned on a girl can get if you mount her by surprise... she has to be somewhat in the mood however, as we all know, and I leave that up to you to decide.

How long did you last in the position?

This was a 5 minute quickie...

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman):

For the woman: She was bit surprised for about a half second, then her back arched, her legs spread and we were both with the program by the time that second was over!

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man): Need you even ask? I am a huge fan of a woman's behind... so let's just say this is always the best ride at Disneyland!

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?

Man: I actually thought about this for a moment while I was in action, and you know, this one is actually pretty damn comfortable.

Woman: She especially likes it from behind when she can hold onto something. It is much more difficult to hold onto the ankles than the bed post... food for thought.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)?

I would say that the intimacy is not in the position as much as it is in the feelings behind the direct action of this position. Women love to be desired and sometimes us guys forget that and are afraid of being turned down for a quick rear end romp... when in fact they will love you for it and enjoy it just as much.

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man: Are you kidding???

Woman: Ditto...

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less?

I am a big fan of holding onto the waist during this move, but I tried the cupping the boobs move for a few minutes and it wasn't bad. What I did notice however was that it kind of threw off my motion and concentration... kind of like trying to rub your belly and head at the same time. I say just keep it simple and it is a whole lot more fun!

Did she reach orgasm?

Yes

Did he reach orgasm?

Yes

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm?

No, it was shorter than usual, but that is the name of the game for an impromptu quickie!

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?

Absolutely, and I think I am going to make it a point to surprise her more often with this move. best of all, you won't even get the sheets wet, smear the glass on the kitchen table, or put your ass on display in your living room window!

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable?

Don't go in too cold now... use those two finger digits to make sure that you have a nice wet and smooth opening to this play!

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