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This position begins as a simple woman on top. With the man on his back with his legs together and straight out in front, the woman straddles him. From this position, the woman then leans her body back until she is lying on top of his legs. To ease the strain on her knees, she may want to stretch her legs out on either side of the mans shoulders.

This position can also be performed with the woman leaning back on the mans chest, both facing the same direction with feet out front. This allows easier access to her breasts, but both allow for clitoral stimulation by both his and her hand.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)? 

3... Every so often in a blue moon we come upon a dud that just doesn't seem to be salvageable by any means beyond perhaps an electric drill dildo!

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?  No, this position is fairly straight forward, but it is indeed more comfortable for the woman with her legs out straight instead of bent behind her back.

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position?  No, but this is where the position first begins to go wrong... there are NO MOTIONS. You are as helpless as a puppet with a stick up your ass once you lie back.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position:  Shouldn't need it...

How long did you last in the position?  We gave it a fair shake at about seven minutes of trying various shimmies, teeters, and totters, both front ways and back... then we both said the hell with it and did it the normal way!

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman):  She admits that with the addition of digital stimulation it was not too bad, but it wasn't as good as the standard upright woman on top position.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man):  Unless your a man who doesn't like much stimulation around the manhood, there is just not enough friction going on to really get you too fired up about it.

Short Answers

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?

Man:  Too comfortable I would say.

Woman:  It was most comfortable for her when she was lying against my chest, then lying back on my legs. Lucky for her I had washed my feet extra good that day.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)?  In the visual, it may look intimate and to the paper it may sound it, but once you lie back, you might as well be in a hospital wearing two arm casts trying to masturbate. There really wasn't enough personal connection to bring about any real intimacy.

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man:  No

Woman:  No

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less?  The position was really so boring, that I would describe it as being quite similar to just lying back in your bed and counting ceiling lint. I two flies dropped by and starting doing it, you might actually stay awake through the whole ordeal.

Did she reach orgasm?  …No

Did he reach orgasm?  ...No

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm?  N/A

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?  Yes and no. While I don't feel the position offers enough to warrant trying again, there is a certain curiosity in my mind that wonders if I could put myself in just the right position and hit her G-spot at just the right angle, could I give her a volatile orgasm?

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable: Toys! While the dildo drill may be a bit of overkill, you've just got to have something stimulating you somewhere to get off here.

This position is kind of a back handspring meets fellatio. It is known to demonstrate the athletic ability of a woman, while giving the man a very nice top down view.

The position begins with the man and woman standing and facing in same direction with the woman four feet in front of man. The woman then bends backwards into an arch until her mouth meets his manhood.

For balance and leverage the woman is instructed to wrap her arms around his waist for support. She may also vary positions by holding onto his butt cheeks for added stimulation.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?

It is an 8 for those of you guys lucky enough to have a partner who can (and will) do it. The woman gives it a 5.

Did you have difficulty getting into the position? Yes, while she “used” to be a gymnast, she had a bit of a hard time leaning back without support.

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position? No on the pretzel thing, but a yes on getting the motion down smooth.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position: You'll need to help her into position, which is a lot like that trust game where somebody falls back and must trust that their partner will be there to catch them. If she is having a problem making the arch back to your manhood, you got to make her trust that you will be there to support her. If her back just isn't able to stretch that far, then your sh#@ out of luck!

How long did you last in the position? Two minutes

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman): She did not find it particularly pleasurable...

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man): But I sure in the hell did!

Short Answers

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?

Man: Very!

Woman: Not comfortable in the least!

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)? Incredibly intimate and trust building. I challenge any of those retreats who use the backwards fall and catch trust building technique, to implement the fall back and give a blowjob technique instead. There is so much more trust and intimacy involved on both partners, because the one person has to worry that their partner will let them fall, while the other partner has to worry that their manhood might still be in her mouth on the way down (ouch!).

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man: Not in the slightest

Woman: No...

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less? Well, the position feels a lot like a blowjob (as it should), but the tongue is more focused on the top of the shaft, vs the traditional “job”, which gives a refreshing change to the usual. You've maybe seen it in porn flicks, but it is even more sexy to watch in person.

Did she reach orgasm? …No

Did he reach orgasm? ...Yes, I did.

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm? Shorter... but I had to work quick, because I knew I couldn't keep her there long!

Would you do this position again (why or why not)? Oh, hell yes... because it feels good! The bigger question is if she'll do it again... Below is a suggestion that just might hold her interest for a second round.

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable: Instead of being a heathen and enjoying all the pleasure without giving some, this position offers the man a nice shot at playing with her goodies and rewarding her well for her efforts. You must give her time to settle and feel confident in the position before you mess to much. Her first concern will be falling, as it should be yours (see above). Once you get in a good rhythm, break out some toys or a handy finger and set to work at making this a regular experience, rather than a one time wonder!

Okay, so maybe this wasn't exactly one of the staple positions in the authentic Kama Sutra writings, but if your looking for something different, this position at least has that going for it.

The position begins with the man seated on a chair twisted to the side so that he is resting on one butt check or hip. He then spreads his legs spread in a scissor-like fashion. The woman then comes in and straddled the lower leg, while he then wraps his other leg around her waist.

So in other words, if he is positioned on his right hip, she should be straddling his right leg. He should then be using his left leg to wraps it around the left side of her waist or hip. If you angle the manhood just right, you can actually achieve penetration this way.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?  

6... this is one of those positions that is most fun just to see if you can actually do it!

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?  Yes, there is a lot going on here. Even if you didn't try to achieve penetration it might still take you a few moments to get into this position.

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position?  Yes, this position very much has a pretzel feel to it. Either that or a human sex-torture puzzle.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position:  There is no better way than having her back her caboose right out of your clenches. If the guy moves around too much, he's risking falling out of the chair, which would look very uncool!

How long did you last in the position?  Three to five minutes.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman):  She didn't think that it was very sexy and therefore didn't turn her on.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man):  I am in agreement with her... not sexy. At least not at the first attempt.

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?

Man:  It does a number on your hip; not to mention that your lower leg may fall asleep.

Woman:  She wasn't all that uncomfortable, but that's because I was doing most of the contorting.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)?  No... this position is just too weird to actually be considered intimate. Perhaps in the way that it puts the man in a very compromising position it could be considered intimate. And I am speaking of that trustful intimacy where you hope that your partner doesn't have a camera hidden somewhere. This is probably not something you would want to discover yourself on the Internet doing.

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man:  My hip had a bit of bruising, but we were on a wooden chair. Use a cushion!

Woman:  Nope, she was as good as new!

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less?  What this position lacks in sexiness, it gains by way of its challenge. This is a fairly difficult position to achieve and if it is executed right, you will feel rather proud. The problem is, once you're there you can't think of many options other than grinding, which is only fun for so long.

Did she reach orgasm?  …No

Did he reach orgasm?  ...No

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm?  N/A

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?  Yes... I think this is one of those that could improve with skill. It is slightly a female domineering position, which can be a turn on for some guys. I personally don't mind this kind of sex position as long as there is a touch of machismo involved, and this one definitely has its possibilities.

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable: Use a cushion and don't give up after the first try. I think you need to get those training wheels off before you can actually get to having some fun. What this actually means, I don't know. I am still only categorized as a grasshopper when it comes of this position.