Thursday, April 17, 2008

Leaning Tower of Clitoris

Posted By on Thu, Apr 17, 2008 at 11:39 AM

This position begins as a simple woman on top. With the man on his back with his legs together and straight out in front, the woman straddles him. From this position, the woman then leans her body back until she is lying on top of his legs. To ease the strain on her knees, she may want to stretch her legs out on either side of the mans shoulders.

This position can also be performed with the woman leaning back on the mans chest, both facing the same direction with feet out front. This allows easier access to her breasts, but both allow for clitoral stimulation by both his and her hand.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)? 

3... Every so often in a blue moon we come upon a dud that just doesn't seem to be salvageable by any means beyond perhaps an electric drill dildo!

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?  No, this position is fairly straight forward, but it is indeed more comfortable for the woman with her legs out straight instead of bent behind her back.

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position?  No, but this is where the position first begins to go wrong... there are NO MOTIONS. You are as helpless as a puppet with a stick up your ass once you lie back.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position:  Shouldn't need it...

How long did you last in the position?  We gave it a fair shake at about seven minutes of trying various shimmies, teeters, and totters, both front ways and back... then we both said the hell with it and did it the normal way!

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman):  She admits that with the addition of digital stimulation it was not too bad, but it wasn't as good as the standard upright woman on top position.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man):  Unless your a man who doesn't like much stimulation around the manhood, there is just not enough friction going on to really get you too fired up about it.

Short Answers

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?

Man:  Too comfortable I would say.

Woman:  It was most comfortable for her when she was lying against my chest, then lying back on my legs. Lucky for her I had washed my feet extra good that day.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)?  In the visual, it may look intimate and to the paper it may sound it, but once you lie back, you might as well be in a hospital wearing two arm casts trying to masturbate. There really wasn't enough personal connection to bring about any real intimacy.

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man:  No

Woman:  No

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less?  The position was really so boring, that I would describe it as being quite similar to just lying back in your bed and counting ceiling lint. I two flies dropped by and starting doing it, you might actually stay awake through the whole ordeal.

Did she reach orgasm?  …No

Did he reach orgasm?  ...No

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm?  N/A

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?  Yes and no. While I don't feel the position offers enough to warrant trying again, there is a certain curiosity in my mind that wonders if I could put myself in just the right position and hit her G-spot at just the right angle, could I give her a volatile orgasm?

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable: Toys! While the dildo drill may be a bit of overkill, you've just got to have something stimulating you somewhere to get off here.

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