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Thursday, June 5, 2008

The Advanced Black Bee

Posted By on Thu, Jun 5, 2008 at 5:45 PM

For those of you who have always thought the Black Bee as just too laid back. As a reminder in case you don't know the Black Bee by heart, it starts with the man in the seated position with both hands behind holding himself upright. The woman then enters the picture and rides him like champion rodeo star using his shoulders as a harness.

The Advanced Black Bee begins with this same setup, but then adds the addition of both her legs on top of the mans shoulders. This puts more pressure on the man to produce the motion, as well as plain and simple just puts a lot more PRESSURE on the man himself!

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)? 

7... not great, but not horrible either.

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?  It does take some getting used to the added weight, compared to the regular Black Bee.

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position?  She felt a bit like a pretzel. The motions are actually quite difficult, because you are taking a position which generally relies quite heavily on the womans legs to do the up and down honors and handicaps the couple to a simulated session of quadriplegic sex.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position:  There is just one simple rule to follow here. If you don't think that you could piggy back your girl down the length of a football field, you really have to ask yourself if you want all that weight on “Frank” and his two bowling buddies. Trying to bounce a full figured woman using only your hips can be quite challenging. Even a “skinny minny” is going to be a challenge... but it can be done!

How long did you last in the position?  8 minutes.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman):  She thought that it was okay. She was never close to attaining an orgasm during its motions, but it did provide some decent stimulation for her.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man):  I would agree with her on this one. It was enjoyable, but it lacked the necessary ability to move all that much. You can certainly do a lot of grinding... but many of us guys prefer that in and out “friction”.

Short Answers

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?

Man:  No, this position is not very comfortable, especially in comparison with the regular Black Bee. If you want comfort, go with the standard Bee... if you want to see how many snack cakes your girl has been sneaking in at lunch, go with the Advanced Bee.

Woman:  She was fairly comfortable, although she much prefers the regular Black Bee... and she didn't like my “snack cake” comment.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)?  I would say that this position has a nice intimacy element as it provides great face to face contact. However, due to the position of the womans legs, kissing is a bit of a challenge as well as laying your hands on any of her choice body parts. In general, intimacy is not very convenient unless you are very skilled at magic or the one arm push-up.

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man:  No

Woman:  No

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less?  The position itself was a bit frustrating. Your mind keeps telling you all the things it would like to do, but because of your positioning, your hands are tied (literally), so you are limited to a lot of swaying and grinding. This position is fun for the first minute or two, but beyond that, it starts to feel like it is compromising the strength of your “wood”.

Did she reach orgasm?  …No

Did he reach orgasm?  ...No

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm?  N/A

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?  Yes, it is a worthy position and it puts a nice spin on the regular Bee. This is however just one of those “every-now-and-then” positions and not a staple by any stretch of the term!

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable:  I've said this before and I'll say it again, a Chinese sex net (a.k.a. sex harness) works great with many advanced Kama Sutra positions and puts the element of magic on your side. All those times you wish you could lift your partner at the tug of your whim, becomes as easy as the tug of a rope.

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