Thursday, June 19, 2008

The Piggy Back Boink

Posted By on Thu, Jun 19, 2008 at 6:44 PM

Everybody loves a good piggy back ride, and this one proves to be one of the best a man could get. To properly execute this position, both partners need to be in the standing position, with the male “rider” facing towards the woman's rear end.

The woman now must embrace herself against a wall or equivalent to prepare for the man who must literally leap up onto her back, wrapping his legs securely around her for support.

If she is able to handle his weight, he can now slide down her rump until she is able to guide his manhood into her yoni. Once the man is securely inside, she can either stand still or walk around, whichever she chooses, while the man humps away to his (and hopefully her) delight.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)? 

9... this is a hoot!

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?  Yes, this is not an easy position to achieve. There are a lot of factors that play into this, the mans weight and the womans strength are among the most important.

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position?  I felt like a cartoon character from Roger Rabbit. The motions come naturally if the woman can handle the mans weight. If you can get traction on her thighs with your feet, things can really get spirited!

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position:  I highly recommend not exactly leaping on her, as this may be just the straw the breaks the camels back. It is better to use a stool or something similar and climb up on her back and gently settle yourself so that she can get use to the weight. I also recommend having her use something to give her support, such as a counter, bed board, sink, etc...

How long did you last in the position?  10-15 minutes... I can”t exactly remember as time flies when you're having fun.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman):  She is not a huge fan of doggy style sex, so when she says it was “not bad”, that is indeed a compliment to the position.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man):  This position was incredibly satisfying. I was a piglet in manure... and yes, a little pig grunting was quite apropos.

Short Answers

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?

Man:  There is nothing relaxing about this position. The testosterone is pumping, the heart is racing, and you got to be on your toes (literally), so she don't throw you off!

Woman:  It was most comfortable as long as she supported herself against a sturdy object. When she tried to hold me freestanding, that's when things got uncomfortable.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)?  No, this position is a lot of fun, but there is very little intimacy shared between the couple. It is pretty much a slam, bam, thank you ma'am. Perhaps if you tell her that you love her once before you jump on her back, then once when you jump off, you could call it moderately intimate.

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man:  No

Woman:  No

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less?  The erection was quite intense from the moment of penetration. I would say that I could have been a 2 minute man, hadn't I paced myself for the long haul. There is no worrying about what faces you make, or what spicy language you use, you just hop on and let nature take its course. There is something really beautiful about that.

Did she reach orgasm?  …A small one (but it counts)

Did he reach orgasm?  ...Yes

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm?  I tried...

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?  Yes... yes, I would certainly do this position again. It produced one heck of a climax, and was intense from the first minute to the last. Very few positions are quite this exciting right out of the gate.

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable:  If there is a weight issue that is making this position impossible for your partner to handle your weight, it is quite possible for the man to use a sex harness to put gravity on his side and still get the same effect. You may have to alter a few straps and such, but “if you build it... you will cum!


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