Monday, July 28, 2008

The Maiden Voyage

Posted By on Mon, Jul 28, 2008 at 3:04 PM

Have you ever had a thing for those well endowed next naked ladies you find on the front of sea boats. These “figureheads” as they were known, were meant to guide sailor’s home safely, but they were often the source of a lot of upper deck jerk sessions.

Today we bring you a position that is designed to bring those fantasies to life:

This position begins with the man seated in a chair. The woman then sits on his lap facing away from him and leans forward just enough to reach behind her and grab his shoulders or upper arms for support.

Pulling her legs behind her, she can now allow herself to drape elegantly forward in the classic figurehead position. Sails ahoy!

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?

This position gets a 7.5 for form and a 6 for function.

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?

No, this position is quite self explanatory once you start messing around with it. While it may take a few minutes to get everything set up and working, there is nothing too tricky.

Did you feel like a pretzel?

Were you able to do the motions once in position? No. The motions are kind of a 'make-it-up-on-your-own-as-you-go-along' kind of thing.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position?

You won't need them.

How long did you last in the position?

10-12 minutes

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman):

She felt this position offered some stimulation. A whole lot of it... no. But enough to get the juices flowing... yes!

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man):

The view of this position is quite enjoyable for those who love nude art/photography. The way her back and neck arch, bosoms hang, hair drapes... it is a rather elegant pose to behold. The stimulation itself... well, not so great!

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable?

Were you able to relax?

Man: Quite comfortable and relaxing.

Woman: I was surprised to hear that this position was actually quite comfortable. It provided a good stretch, and made her feel beautiful.Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)?

Yes and no. The position itself is a bit distant. You can't read her facial expressions, hear her sighs, or touch each other as readily as other positions allow. However, with the use of a mirror that can all change.Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man: No

Woman: NoWhat did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less?

Most of us have an artistic side to our sexuality. This position was less about the slam and the bam and more about appreciating the figure and form of my partner. There is something about this position that brings out the Romeo, who is usually held down by the Ozzy Osbourne.Did she reach orgasm?No

Did he reach orgasm? ...No

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm? N/AWould you do this position again (why or why not)?

Yes we would. For me, I sometimes get so lost in the sex itself, that I forget to actually look at the beauty in the process. This position offers an easy reminder for what attracted us to our partners in the first place.

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable?

This position is a whole other world when done in front of a mirror!

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