Thursday, April 9, 2009

"Sponge Bob got back!" in this Burger King commercial

Posted By on Thu, Apr 9, 2009 at 12:20 PM

Burger King has a hilarious new commercial for the new 99 cent kid’s meals with Spongebob Squarepants toys. The BK king mascot sings a Spongebob Squarepants version of Sir Mix-a-lot's Baby Got Back. Sir Mix-a-lot even appears in the ad!

Watch the video:

Lyrics:

I like square butts and I cannot lie

Squid and Sea Star can’t deny

When a sponge walks in, four corners and his pen

Like he got phone book implants, the crowd shouts

All the ladies stare

Dang those pants are square!

Swimming through the seaweed tangle

Is a butt with sharp right angles

Now Sponge Bob, I wanna get witch-ya

‘Cuz you’re making me rich-ah

Underwater, we keep it grungy

‘Cuz everybody knows that ‘He so spongey!’

Ooh, Rumplespongeskin

You dance, but your hips don’t bend

So groove it and move it

If you got caboose, then prove it

Sponge Bob is dancing

And Squidward is glancing

He’s hatin’… wet

He’s got Sponge Bob runnin’ his set

I’m tired of all these chairs

They don’t accommodate these squares

Take the average ???? tell him that

You gotta have square back

Mr. Krab! (yeah)

Patrick! (yeah)

Has Sponge Bob got the butt? (oh yeah)

Then shake it (shake it)

Shake it (shake it)

Shake that cubicle butt

Sponge Bob got back

(Naw, dude, I said cubicle, not booty-ful. Don’t trip. Yeah baby, when it comes to sea life, curves ain’t got nothin’ to do with Bob’s selection. 2 x 2 x 2 square trousers, working that black belt, looking like dotted lines. That’s how Sponge Bob like to rock them threads baby.)

A word to the DC sponges who wanna get wit it

And watch Sponge Bob kick it

I gotta be straight when I say you gotta scrub ’til the break of dawn

Bob got it goin’ on, been known to rock him a thong

Them round butts won’t admit it

But they’d wear that gear if they could fit it

You can draw his body on paper

His waistline really don’t taper

Your girlfriend wants to squeeze him

Wanna push his pores and tease him

But Sponge Bob ain’t gonna have too much of that squeezin’

You other sponges don’t want none unless you rock square buns!

To the new sponges in the magazines, you ain’t it Miss Thang

We rock them cubes, gals and dudes

Put it down at the goo lagoon

Some other box must get jealous

At the moves that come from square fellas

See Bob and they wanna get him

But Sandy Cheeks he won’t let ‘em

If you happen to wander on land

And you wanna be a square butt fan

And drive the crew right to Burger King

And give that sponge a ring

Sponge Bob got back!

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Posted by Dylan on 04/11/2009 at 5:01 PM

Yes, just what we all want to teach preschoolers, to be flaunting and staring at butts. If we want to teach girls to dance like strippers and boys to be perverts, we need to start young - like pre-k. And all thanks to Burger King and Nickelodeon for their sexualization of preschoolers.

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Posted by N Waff on 04/11/2009 at 7:21 PM

Re: Burger King/Sponge Bob commercial This commercial is sickening. Any commercial or program calling attention to young girls butts on public TV is not acceptable by any standards and should be removed immediately. It's bad enough we already have to filter immoral programs and garbage shows presented on most channels today, from the eyes of our young children. Now, an all American food chain is stooping to this level to sell burgers. It's just another example of the deterioration in standards of modern day media and we the people are getting fed up. Where has good programing decision making gone? Where have those who used commonsense, morals, intelligence and good clean humor in the decision making of what is considered appropriate standards, gone? I guess everyone is just sitting back and letting the evil, that has infiltrated all forms the media business, take over. Well, I'll tell you what, this kind of trash may sell crap music to our teens, who think it's cool because they aren't offered much by way of better alternatives but, it isn't going to sell burgers to families or people fed up with this sort of thing being used in promotions. Who ever the moron was that allowed this commercial to be released may have just doomed Burger King or at leased drastically hurt sales especially if America decides to boycott them because of it. This just might be the straw that pushes people to their limit. Our whole family as well as most people we know have already decided to no longer support Burger King. Someone ought to wake up and pull it off the air now, if it isn't already to late. PS Those of you who don't find this commercial unacceptable, support it or have to make rude comments will just show your imaturity, imorality or just plain ignorance. Hopefully when you are a few years older and have children of your own to protect, you'll understand. So, until then, just try to listen and learn.

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Posted by America Fed Up on 04/15/2009 at 2:26 AM

We don't have enough issues with sexual attacks on woman, now child will learn from BK that it's cool to go up to a woman and measure her ass. Even more fun if you are in a costume. Whoppers must destroy brain cells, because that is the only explanation for the BK decision to put this junk on the air. Call them and let them know! BK Consumer Relations department at 305-378-3535

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Posted by Alexis Steven on 04/17/2009 at 2:22 PM

you are over reacting BIG time it's a freakin' commecial to sell k meals.....dont tell me that when u 1st saw this u didnt laugh[giggles count too]

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Posted by anti-mom on 04/17/2009 at 9:22 PM

Anti-mom: No, I didn't laugh. I thought of my own daughters and how this glamorized the sexualization of women was targetting a young audience. The problem is people are so numb to this garbage that they can't even recognize it when it's right in front of their faces.

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Posted by N Waff on 04/18/2009 at 12:01 AM

All of you parents who thought this was funny should be ashamed. Your children have horrible examples of parents and I can only imagine what they're going to turn out like. I hope you like having grandchildren when your children are 15. I for one am horrified by it. I think we should start something to get this dirt off of daytime TV. Antimom you should be ashamed and have your children taken away (if it hasnt been done already)

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Posted by Tegansmommy on 04/21/2009 at 8:58 PM

It is both funny and sick at the same time. I'm just wondering, at the board meeting where this concept was introduced, did no one present see the inappropriateness of it? How is that possible?

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Posted by Bulova Accutron on 09/24/2010 at 5:40 AM

Oh, come on! It was a joke! A parody! It was FUNNY! It's not Burger King's fault, and they weren't talking about girls' butts, It was about Spongebob's. And it's not Sir-Mix-a-Lot's fault your children listen to him and if they're old enough to get it, and they let themself act like perverts or hookers, it's the parent's fault. I'm 11, and when I saw this, I laughed. I didn't buy short-shorts and halter tops. Despite popular belief, children aren't nearly as impressionable as adults say. Sure, there are exceptions to every rule, but overall, we do what our parents do. They act like pimps, we act like pimps. Most likely, the reason I'm talking like this is because my mother does. You're just placing blame on people who are keeping up with the time. Jeez, take a pill.

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