Thursday, April 9, 2009

"Sponge Bob got back!" in this Burger King commercial

Posted By on Thu, Apr 9, 2009 at 12:20 PM

Burger King has a hilarious new commercial for the new 99 cent kid’s meals with Spongebob Squarepants toys. The BK king mascot sings a Spongebob Squarepants version of Sir Mix-a-lot's Baby Got Back. Sir Mix-a-lot even appears in the ad!

Watch the video:

Lyrics:

I like square butts and I cannot lie

Squid and Sea Star can’t deny

When a sponge walks in, four corners and his pen

Like he got phone book implants, the crowd shouts

All the ladies stare

Dang those pants are square!

Swimming through the seaweed tangle

Is a butt with sharp right angles

Now Sponge Bob, I wanna get witch-ya

‘Cuz you’re making me rich-ah

Underwater, we keep it grungy

‘Cuz everybody knows that ‘He so spongey!’

Ooh, Rumplespongeskin

You dance, but your hips don’t bend

So groove it and move it

If you got caboose, then prove it

Sponge Bob is dancing

And Squidward is glancing

He’s hatin’… wet

He’s got Sponge Bob runnin’ his set

I’m tired of all these chairs

They don’t accommodate these squares

Take the average ???? tell him that

You gotta have square back

Mr. Krab! (yeah)

Patrick! (yeah)

Has Sponge Bob got the butt? (oh yeah)

Then shake it (shake it)

Shake it (shake it)

Shake that cubicle butt

Sponge Bob got back

(Naw, dude, I said cubicle, not booty-ful. Don’t trip. Yeah baby, when it comes to sea life, curves ain’t got nothin’ to do with Bob’s selection. 2 x 2 x 2 square trousers, working that black belt, looking like dotted lines. That’s how Sponge Bob like to rock them threads baby.)

A word to the DC sponges who wanna get wit it

And watch Sponge Bob kick it

I gotta be straight when I say you gotta scrub ’til the break of dawn

Bob got it goin’ on, been known to rock him a thong

Them round butts won’t admit it

But they’d wear that gear if they could fit it

You can draw his body on paper

His waistline really don’t taper

Your girlfriend wants to squeeze him

Wanna push his pores and tease him

But Sponge Bob ain’t gonna have too much of that squeezin’

You other sponges don’t want none unless you rock square buns!

To the new sponges in the magazines, you ain’t it Miss Thang

We rock them cubes, gals and dudes

Put it down at the goo lagoon

Some other box must get jealous

At the moves that come from square fellas

See Bob and they wanna get him

But Sandy Cheeks he won’t let ‘em

If you happen to wander on land

And you wanna be a square butt fan

And drive the crew right to Burger King

And give that sponge a ring

Sponge Bob got back!

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