The folks behind Apartment Therapy's The Kitchn spotted prepackaged hard-boiled eggs at a Trader Joe's.
Thoughts? Has society become so lazy that we can't even boil our own eggs?
I'd say, yes. And if I'm in Trader Joe's and see you with this product in your basket, I will look at you funny. (If only in my head because I sure don't want to get beat up.)
Not a Campbell's Soup can either ... a whipped cream can.
"Would you like me to spray you some more pancakes?" Just doesn't sound right.
Lost cast member Jorge Garcia blogs about his discovery of organic pancakes in a can at a Whole Foods. Read about it here.
Burger King has a hilarious new commercial for the new 99 cent kids meals with Spongebob Squarepants toys. The BK king mascot sings a Spongebob Squarepants version of Sir Mix-a-lot's Baby Got Back. Sir Mix-a-lot even appears in the ad!
Watch the video:
Lyrics:
I like square butts and I cannot lie
Squid and Sea Star cant deny
When a sponge walks in, four corners and his pen
Like he got phone book implants, the crowd shouts
All the ladies stare
Dang those pants are square!
Swimming through the seaweed tangle
Is a butt with sharp right angles
Now Sponge Bob, I wanna get witch-ya
Cuz youre making me rich-ah
Underwater, we keep it grungy
Cuz everybody knows that He so spongey!
Ooh, Rumplespongeskin
You dance, but your hips dont bend
So groove it and move it
If you got caboose, then prove it
Sponge Bob is dancing
And Squidward is glancing
Hes hatin wet
Hes got Sponge Bob runnin his set
Im tired of all these chairs
They dont accommodate these squares
Take the average ???? tell him that
You gotta have square back
Mr. Krab! (yeah)
Patrick! (yeah)
Has Sponge Bob got the butt? (oh yeah)
Then shake it (shake it)
Shake it (shake it)
Shake that cubicle butt
Sponge Bob got back
(Naw, dude, I said cubicle, not booty-ful. Dont trip. Yeah baby, when it comes to sea life, curves aint got nothin to do with Bobs selection. 2 x 2 x 2 square trousers, working that black belt, looking like dotted lines. Thats how Sponge Bob like to rock them threads baby.)
A word to the DC sponges who wanna get wit it
And watch Sponge Bob kick it
I gotta be straight when I say you gotta scrub til the break of dawn
Bob got it goin on, been known to rock him a thong
Them round butts wont admit it
But theyd wear that gear if they could fit it
You can draw his body on paper
His waistline really dont taper
Your girlfriend wants to squeeze him
Wanna push his pores and tease him
But Sponge Bob aint gonna have too much of that squeezin
You other sponges dont want none unless you rock square buns!
To the new sponges in the magazines, you aint it Miss Thang
We rock them cubes, gals and dudes
Put it down at the goo lagoon
Some other box must get jealous
At the moves that come from square fellas
See Bob and they wanna get him
But Sandy Cheeks he wont let em
If you happen to wander on land
And you wanna be a square butt fan
And drive the crew right to Burger King
And give that sponge a ring
Sponge Bob got back!
When eating in Charleston, South Carolina, you can't go wrong. Everything is extremely good. They've got fluffy biscuits, decadent pies, fresh seafood and more. I spent the weekend in Charleston for the Cooper River Bridge 10K run and we ate at Baked, Social, and S.N.O.B. Just thought I'd share a few pics... (If you go to S.N.O.B., but sure to order the Banana Cream Pie with Rum Sauce for dessert.)
Ok!! FINE! I'll admit it.
I am officially a NERD because in my Google Documents, I curate a spreadsheet. An excel spreadsheet of Charlotte restaurants with which I track which restaurants I've visited, and which I want to visit. The spreadsheet includes the restaurant names (listed in alphabetical order) along with information such as: the neighborhood, price range, atmosphere, a star rating, and notes about what dishes were good, and which menu items I want to try next time.
I know it's incredibly OCD and anal...but I enjoy methodically eating my way through Charlotte! Plus, my boyfriend thinks my nerdiness is hot. So there!
Huh? I am perplexed.
How'd they get the chocolate in the real egg shell? Are you perplexed too?
Bissinger's Confections is designed this "Chocolate praline creation crafted within the shell of an actual brown hen egg." Here's the online store description for the Ultimate Egg:
This confectionery marvel will have you asking, "Which came first? The chocolate or the egg?" Peel open the real brown hen egg imported from France and enjoy the chocolate praline egg that awaits inside.
It's like a magic trick -- I want to know how they did it! Maybe Bissinger's is really an alias some crazy Willy Wonka stuff...
You know how a greasy burger can soak through the take-out paper bag and make it transparent? Well this guy uses the same grease and technique to create a masterpiece. I wonder if it'll go rancid.