Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Duck, the bouquet is coming!

Posted By on Tue, Jul 19, 2011 at 10:20 AM

I caught the bouquet at the wedding I attended this past weekend. Let me rephrase that, I was personally handed the bouquet that went over all the bridesmaids heads and onto one of the tables in the back of the reception tent. The bride has a good arm.


And look who caught the garter belt ... he's 5. He looks more horrified than my boyfriends when they take off my bra and my boobs disappear. Talk about awkward. Typically I prefer older men.

Is this all that's left for single women in their 30s?

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