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Thursday, November 13, 2008
Random Dumb Sh*t / News Spam headlines of the week
Posted By Jeff Hahne on Thu, Nov 13, 2008 at 10:52 AM
I get a flood of spam e-mail on a regular basis, so I thought I'd share some of the oddest, strangest, funniest or ridiculous headlines I've gotten this week (spelling is the way it appeared):
McCain says: “Impeach Obama!”
What can be done with your wife?
Michelle Obama dying
Michelle’s home video
Craps Stick
Someone sent us your home video
Even kings consult our site
Try the best fuel for your space shuttle!
Become a marathon champion with our offer
Get a mighty ally against bacterial infections now
Bring back time when girls were yours
You have new mail from Ogla, 25, Russia
You will immediately forget what allergy is
Turn your lil dwarf into a giant
Turn you stick to a skyscraper
If you read it, you can’t make your wife happy
Invitation to upsized dudes community
Cindy McCain shot nude on public
Michelle Obama was shot in public
Michelle Obama died
Can you pole stay up for a night?
This will turn you to a lovemaker beast
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