And you thought the Are Bert and Ernie of Sesame Street gay? controversy a few years ago was stupid? Now, people in that center of religious-right angst, Colorado Springs, are going nuts over puppet cleavage. A promotional bus-stop poster for Avenue Q, a Tony-winning musical about puppets and human neighbors trying to make it in New York City, was deemed too risqué for Colorado Springs, and was eventually banned by a billboard executive, because it showed, yes, puppet cleavage. Avenue Q, although its inspired by the puppetry style of The Muppets and Sesame Street, is clearly advertised and labeled as being for adults I mean, two of the most popular songs in the show are It Sucks To Be Me and The Internet Is For Porn.
In 2008, a touring production of the show came to Charlotte (Home of the Embarrassing Angels In America Fiasco) without any problems. But Colorado Springs is home to far-right, moralistic groups like Focus On The Family and is a base for various evangelical movement organizations fine, upstanding, defenders of morality such as the scandal-ridden pastor Ted Haggard.
Back in the Bert and Ernie are gay days, the Sesame Street folks answered critics by explaining that Bert and Ernie are puppets made of cloth, thus they arent real, living beings, and so have no sexual preferences at all. Someone should send a similar, head-clearing message to the moral crusaders of Colorado Springs: Those aren't real boobs, people. Oh, and the poster theyve replaced the cleavage shot with? Its of a puppet named Rod a closeted gay Republican who is in love with his best friend. Classic.