Online banking is nothing new, at least not for the tech savvy-ish. But, there are always times when a face-to-face in the bank is preferable when you need to get something accomplished. With Bank of America's new free checking gimmick, however, the bank doesn't want you inside their branches or at their drive-up windows. You can use the ATM, you can use the website, you can probably call, but leave the tellers alone.
According to the bank's website, "If you choose to receive paper statements or use a teller for deposits or withdrawals, you will be charged an $8.95 monthly maintenance fee."
Meanwhile, the bank is dropping other free checking accounts like those for college students unless those account holders meet certain requirements.
Let's be real: when banks make these types of decisions or introduce these types of products, they're not trying to do you a favor. Bank of America isn't your buddy and they're not looking out for your best interests. It's about making money, and charging fees is one way to do that. Of course, the big dogs making these decisions aren't buddies with the tellers in this scenario either. There's no word yet on how many tellers will be laid off because their jobs are now automated ... you have to know that news is coming.
Something that got me in today's report from The Charlotte Observer is a comment from an economic researcher, Brian Moeb, that the bank's plan is to "trim lower-income customers." He reportedly thinks charging customers fees for interacting with the bank's staff is "a great idea."
Wow. Well, OK. All you lower-income customers out there, you're on notice.
Of course, since Bank of America isn't always known for their outstanding customer service, maybe being pushed out of the bank for being too low-income is a good thing. I stopped banking at BofA a decade ago and can report I'm happier not being one of their customers.
Today, when I go to my bank, I'm greeted by name, asked how I'm doing in a way that makes me think the teller actually cares and, slowly but surely, the teller and I are getting to know each other through our two minute meetings every week. When we return from vacation, she asks how we liked it. When we bought a new car, she marveled at it with us. From my side, I'm fascinated by my teller's endless collection of costume jewelry. That woman likes her bling. She also has a very cute granddaughter who occasionally comes to work with her. Because of her, going by the bank now feels less like a chore and has actually become enjoyable. But, she's not the only teller within my bank who's like that. When I go to a branch, clear across town, on behalf of my mother-in-law or to access our safe deposit box, they, too, greet us by name, ask how we're doing and seem genuinely interested when we answer.
Sure, my husband and I do 98 percent of our banking online, but, still, I like it when the company that holds onto all of our money actually gives a shit about us as individuals rather than as a cluster of accounts. Call me crazy.
So, out of curiosity, I went to YouTube to see if I could find some videos detailing what other people think of Bank of America's customer service. Here are three, and all are dissatisfied:
Inception - Leonardo DiCaprio, Ellen Page
Micmacs - Dany Boon, Andre Dussollier
The Sorcerer's Apprentice - Nicolas Cage, Jay Baruchel
Here are the five best events going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, July, 15 2010 as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
1-2-3-4-5 Night at Black Bear Saloon
Real Women Have Curves at Carolina Actors Studio Theatre
Pepper at Amos' Southend
Legends Car Race at Charlotte Motor Speedway
Author Dani Cook at RealEyes Bookstore
Metropolis, Fritz Lang's 1927 masterpiece and one of the most famous of all silent movies, will be screened at 4 p.m. this Sunday, July 18, at Crownpoint Cinema, 9630 Monroe Road.
Belly dancing is an art form that takes practice, from the training of muscles to the development of special techniques. On July 18, students of Yasmine's School of Mid-East Dance and members of Magic Hips dance troupe in Charlotte will perform group and solo shows during Belly Oasis Mid-East Dance Concert at Central Piedmont Community College's Pease Auditorium. The two-hour long showcase features demonstrations of different styles of belly dancing, including those originating from the Middle East and other nearby regions, as well as those adapted by the Western world. Creative Loafing spoke with Yasmine about her history with belly dancing and the upcoming show.
Creative Loafing: Tell me about your history in belly dancing. How did you get started? What drew you to this type of dance? And, how long have you been teaching belly dance classes?
Yasmine: I received my first set of lessons as a Christmas gift. It turned out to be a life-changing present for me. I instantly fell in love and knew this was the dance for me. It was like a natural instinct that had just been waiting to come out. I have been in this business now for over a decade, teaching and performing Middle Eastern dance. I really can't imagine doing anything else. I started out offering classes in various studios and then I finally opened my own Mid-East Dance studio in 2005. I am currently teaching workshops throughout the United States and will soon be teaching with master percussionist Souhail Kasper in Tokyo, Japan this fall.
How many performers will be in the Belly Oasis Dance Concert?
You will see over 40 dancers ranging from my beginner dance ensemble students to advanced performing in the show. The dancers ages range from early teens to those in their 50's, creating a beautiful showcase of women coming together to celebrate this beautiful art form that continues to evolve.
What different styles of belly dance will be performed?
Our concert will feature various styles of belly dance influenced from the Middle East, as well as the as the growing influences of the Western world. The show will include: Raqs Sharqi, American Cabaret, Modern Egyptian, American Tribal Style and Devyani-style, using Roma movements from Turkey, Spain, India and Northern Africa. You will also see a modern evolution of fusion styles mixing belly dance with jazz and other alternative and interpretive forms as well.
One can only hope.
Reporting from Washington and Los Angeles In a sharp rebuke of the Bush-era crackdown on foul language on broadcast television and radio, a federal appeals court on Tuesday struck down the government's near-zero-tolerance indecency policy as a violation of the 1st Amendment protection of free speech.The ruling is a major victory for the broadcast TV networks, which jointly sued the Federal Communications Commission in 2006.
The case was triggered by unscripted expletives uttered by Bono, Cher and Nicole Richie on awards shows earlier in the decade, and the court's decision calls into question the FCC's regulation of foul language and other indecent content on the public airwaves.
Read the rest of this L.A. Times article, by Jim Puzzanghera and Meg James, here.
In case you missed it, Google the Internets for "Janet Jackson nipple." Frankly, I don't see what the fuss is all about. First of all, everyone has nipples. Second, you have to spend some time slowing this video down and repeatedly watching it to actually see any nipple action. (Something I have no interest in doing so, sadly, I still have yet to see even one of JJ's nipples.) I hear it was decorated and pierced. Good for her. Everyone needs a hobby.
Woo hoo! College textbooks are damn expensive. I know, I used to buy and sell them ... both as a student and as a manager of two college textbook stores, one in Montgomery, Ala., and another in Atlanta, Ga. But, that was more than a decade ago. Even then, however, the industry was trying to figure out how to rent textbooks and still turn a profit.
There are some books that, as you college students already know, you're guaranteed to get about half of your money back on during book buy back season at the end of the semester. These are your English and History 101 types of books. There's a huge demand for them since everyone has to take those classes.
You get into graduate level classes, however, and there isn't much demand for the books. For a class of 25, the campus bookstore will probably carry 12, the off-campus bookstore will likely carry 10 and both will figure the other three will be picked up either from other students or online. And, they're probably right.
It used to be, when I ran off-campus book stores, our main competition was with the campus store. We would fight with them to get accurate book information for each class. We would snoop through their stores for pricing information, and they would do the same to us. (Everyone wants to be known as the low-cost leader.) And, during buy backs, we would do our best to offer $1 or $2 more than the other guys.
Book buy backs are essential in the college textbook industry because that's where the money's at. The stores get the books from students less expensively than they get them from wholesalers and publishers. Plus, there are no shipping charges. But where there's profit, there is usually also risk.
The risk in buying books back from students is several fold: the book may be usurped by a new edition (everyone, besides the author and publisher, hates it when that happens), the professor or department may change their mind about which book to use at the very last second and there's always the possibility the store will over-buy the books and then not be able to unload them all to next semester's students.
But, more often than not, it's more profitable to buy books back from the students. So, in my mind, renting the books makes sense. Or, at least it's an experiment worth trying (finally). For one thing, it means the stores will hand out less cash at the end of the semester. Instead, they'll simply hold their hand out, take their book back and re-stock it.
Here's an example:
If you buy a $100 book, take good care of it and turn it in at the end of the semester for $50, then why not just pay $50 to begin with?
It sounds easy, but it's going to be a challenge for the school's store to manage. And, I have a lot of questions. Like, which books are for rent? What happens if the book gets lost or damaged would you then owe the store the full amount? What about old editions or out of print books, do they qualify for this program?
It will be interesting to see how this program pans out, and it will also be interesting to see how the off-campus bookstore, Grays, responds.
The sad news for students, however, is any savings they realize on their textbooks probably still won't make up for the extra $708 they'll owe for tuition this year. Wa.wa.wa.
This lady's got a few more ideas about how to save money on your college textbooks:
You have to hand it to Sue Myrick: When she finds a new paranoid fantasy, she holds on for dear life. We reported recently on the latest bee to fly under the congresswomans bonnet a supposed connection between Mexican drug cartels and Islamic terrorists. I guess she couldnt think of a way to include blacks with guns in the conspiracy, so she barely missed hitting the White Republican Fears trifecta. But two out of three is crazy enough.
Myrick recently asked Homeland Security chief Janet Napolitano to quickly convene a task force to investigate her theory of a Hezbollah-Mexican drug conspiracy (Homeland Security declined, saying it does not have any credible information on terrorist groups operating along the Southwest border). Thats not stopping our Sue, though. Now, shes appearing in a taped conversation with Rep. Gary Miller (R-CA), in which she expands on her newest fairy tale, weaving a convoluted theory that Iranian agents are learning Spanish in Venezuela, then sneaking up through Mexico to get into America, in order to pursue their nefarious, evil schemes, whatever those may be (Myrick hasnt worked that part out yet).
The congresswomans evidence for this intricate plot is that some prisoners in California have tattoos that say Hezbollah, and other tatts written in Farsi, which, of course, is the language spoken in Iran. Earlier, Myrick said, Farsi implies a Persian influence that can likely be traced back to Iran and its proxy army, Hezbollah. And as I said at the time, Yeah, and I know a woman who has her name tattooed on her butt in Russian, so shes probably a spy for Putin, right?
Despite the sub-flimsy evidence, Myrick says her theory scares her. Well, Sue, a lot of us here in the reality-based community find it scary that youre so fond of ludicrous, paranoid conspiracy theories. And here is something even scarier: As ThinkProgress notes, Myrick is the ranking member of the House Intelligence Subcommittee on Intelligence Community Management, and would become the chairwoman if Republicans take back the House of Representatives in the midterm elections.
Watch Myrick's tattoo/Iran/Venezuela/Mexico conspiracy theory conversation here:
Biofuel. It's one of today's hottest buzz words, especially in a city that aims to be the green-energy capital of the universe. But, what is it? Essentially it's wood scraps and trash that are burned to heat water, which creates steam, which turns turbines, which creates electricity which makes light happen when you flip a switch.
Frankly, it's kind of archaic. It's (really) old technology, but in some cases it's the best we've got for now.
What's amazing, though, is how the laws are written about such energy creation. And, as we all know, companies like Duke Energy will push to the edge of those laws then proclaim they're in full compliance (which they are) and a great friend to the community (which they can be).
So, while I make fun of Duke Energy in the headline of this post they want to cut down trees to burn as biofuel, can you frikin' believe that?! the real problem is with regulation. Or, more accurately, a lack thereof.
If our laws don't explicitly state that trees can't be used in this manner, they will be. Period. End of story.
This is a problem on several levels since trees are excellent storm water sucker uppers that also absorb tons of carbon dioxide from the atmosphere. They also provide us with shade, protection and tons of paper ... and we love paper, don't we? And, it goes without saying that trees beautify our world and make it a better place.
Why anyone would want to step back in time to a day when we were burning them for energy is beyond me, especially when there are so many other biofuel resources and so many other types of energy-producing technologies to tap into.
Does this make any sense to you? If it doesn't, be sure to contact the other cavemen and women in Raleigh and let them know that this isn't cool.
Let me leave you with this ode to trees, by Rush:
Here are the five best events going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, July, 14 2010 as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
Lineage of NoDa exhibition at The Adam Ramsey Miller Gallery
Counting Crows at Road Runner Mobile Amphitheatre
Patty Griffin Tribute at The Evening Muse
Midweek at 5th Street at The Attic
Wine Tasting at Villa Antonio