Here are the five best events going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, Oct. 18, 2010 as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
Comedian Daniel Tosh at The Fillmore
David Sedaris at Belk Theater
30H!3 at Amos' Southend
Monday Night Pint Night at Dandelion Market
Monday Night Allstars at Double Door Inn
Heres some news thatll give you even more confidence in your state government. As Raleighs News & Observer reported Friday, the N.C. agency responsible for enforcing air pollution standards is actually fighting a federal plan to mandate cleaner air. This kind of political surrealism could only be possible in a state in which the labor commissioner doesnt believe in keeping workplace safety records (that would be Cherie Berry, the woman peering at you in every N.C. elevator).
North Carolinas worst ozone, as we all know, is right here in Mecklenburg County. The U.S. Environmental Protection Agency is expected to announce the countrys strictest-ever ozone limits sometime this month. The N.C. Department of Environment and Natural Resources, however, has told the EPA it should weigh the economic consequences of cutting ground-level ozone (smog). The DENR, apparently mistaking its role for that of economic soothsayer, says stricter standards could cause people to lose their jobs, homes and health insurance. Of course, without new standards, people in N.C. could lose their breath, lungs and asthmatic children, but hey, times are tough and you gotta have some priorities, knowwudImsayin?
The DENR also says that, in any case, it cant enforce tighter regulations because that would mean buying three new ozone monitors, and the agencys budget has been cut, its lost employees, they dont have a pot to piss in, etc., etc. Id say the DENR has a great opportunity to go back to the General Assembly and make the case for restoring some of the agencys funds due to federal mandates. Instead, they tell the EPA it shouldnt do its job and mandate cleaner air. From the N&O story:
John "Mickey" Aberman, a Charlotte lawyer, sent comments to the EPA describing the asthma suffered by his three children, ages 10, 13 and 18. Aberman said he and his wife have considered moving from Charlotte out of concern for their children's health. "You wonder if living in bad air is a form of child abuse," Aberman said.
They're definitely pushing it. A lot of the money being funneled into this year's election is coming through nonprofit organizations. This is happening because it enables donors to, they hope, remain anonymous. Why would they want to do that? Remember the push back when both Target and Best Buy donated to a homophobic candidate? Those in power do. It's for that reason, and others we may or may not ever be privy to, that they're trying to keep their donations under the radar. You see, they don't want you to know that they're attempting to buy Washington (and succeeding).
From The New York Times:
A recent television commercial sponsored by an Iowa-based nonprofit group, American Future Fund, attacking Representative Bobby Bright, an Alabama Democrat, could hardly have been more explicit in its closing: On Election Day, the narrator said, take the right path. Vote against Bobby Bright.In the process, however, the groups are, as never before, pushing the legal limits that enable them to preserve the anonymity of their donors. They are doing so just as Democratic officials and campaign finance watchdogs alarmed by the gushers of secret money pouring into races, largely in favor of Republicans have stepped up their calls for investigations by regulators.
The basic rule of thumb for nonprofit groups organized under Section 501(c) of the tax code is that more than 50 percent of their annual activities cannot be political. Although it is a matter of debate how spending on traditional issue ads would be categorized by the Internal Revenue Service, it is indisputable that spending on express advocacy would be classified as political.
Read the rest of this article, by Michael Luo, here.
Now, as we all can recall, every politician says they're in favor of campaign finance reform and shorter term limits until they actually get to Washington. But, these days, thanks to the Supreme Court's bullshit decision allowing corporations to donate unlimited amounts of cash to political campaigns and causes, so much cash has flooded this election, it's difficult to hear anyone protesting the ruling over the acidic campaign ads bought and paid for by tax-exempt, non-profit organizations.
Here's Lawrence Lessing, a Harvard University law professor and expert on ethics, discussing the Supreme Court's decision in February this year:
Rhiannon "Rhi" Bowman is an independent journalist who contributes snarky commentary on Creative Loafing's CLog blog four days a week in addition to writing for several other local media organizations. To learn more, click the links or follow Rhi on Twitter.
Facebook creates a great deal of cognitive dissonance for me. I love staying in touch with my friends and family Facebook definitely makes that easy. I love giving shout outs to people, organizations, products, bands, artists, (you name it) that I adore for one reason or another. I also love that it allows me to interact with people and get to know them a little better. And, as a writer, it's always great to have one more way I can share my work with others.
At the same time, I'm a fan of disconnecting. That's why there are days when checking in with Facebook feels like a job. I mean, another e-mail account? Gee, thanks. Saying no, repeatedly, when people ask, "Didn't you see my post on Facebook?" And, let's be real, spending time on Facebook, and other social media sites, takes time away from family and friends as much as it connects us with them. It also sucks away time we could be spending on our goals, careers or hobbies.
I go back and forth about whether or not I should pull the plug on it, but ultimately peer and societal pressure wins. I mean, everyone's doing it, or at least it seems like they are. Facebook is a great way to spark conversations and learn new things about people we thought we already knew.
So, I get to this point where I'm kinda OK with Facebook ... or, at least I'm more at peace with broadcasting TMI. Then, I read articles like this from The Daily Beast (see the snippet below) that make me feel like we're evolving toward a Gattaca world where our every move on the Internet determines our overall experience:
Facebook, much like Google with its search algorithms, consistently refuses to go into details about how it picks and pans content (save a few glancing details this year about the enigmatic engine that powers it, EdgeRank. So, with the mystery of that 10th-grade friend in mind, The Daily Beast set out to crack the code of Facebook's personalized news feed. Why do some friends seem to pop up constantly, while others are seldom seen? How much do the clicks of other friends in your network affect what you're shown? Does Facebook reward some activities with undue exposure? And can you "stalk" your way into a friend's news feed by obsessively viewing their page and photos?To get the answers, we devised an experiment, creating our own virtual test lab within the confines of Facebook and tracking thousands of news-feed items over a period of several weeks. The focal point of our experiment: Phil Simonetti, a 60-year-old Facebook newcomer who allowed us to dictate and monitor his every move.
Like a half-billion people before him, Simonetti joined Facebook and began typing in his status updates. But in this case, Simonetti's only friends were a hand-picked roster of more than two dozen volunteers who agreed to sift through their news feeds for the duration of our experiment, dutifully recording any Phil sightings.
As our volunteers checked in with their reports, some remarkable findings began to emerge:
Read the rest of this article, by Thomas E. Weber, here.
Gattaca's movie trailer:
Rhiannon "Rhi" Bowman is an independent journalist who contributes snarky commentary on Creative Loafing's CLog blog four days a week in addition to writing for several other local media organizations. To learn more, click the links or follow Rhi on Twitter.
I've thought for some time that the Tea Party candidates were really running in some sort of underground popularity contest, where the prettiest not the brightest were put on stage. Well, congratulations pinheads. Everyone's paying attention to your blathering and now you've got that witch, Christine O'Donnell, up in Delaware schooling large crowds on the Constitution ... except she doesn't know what the hell she's talking about.
Here's a snippet from Newsweek:
The Founders masterpiece, ODonnell said, isnt just a legal document; its a covenant based on divine principles. For decades, she continued, the agents of anti-Americanism who dominate the D.C. cocktail crowd have disrespected the hallowed document. But now, finally, in the darker days of the Obama administration, the Constitution is making a comeback. Like the chosen people of Israel, who cycle[d] through periods of blessing and suffering, the Tea Party has rediscovered Americas version of the Hebrew Scriptures and led the country into a season of constitutional repentance. Going forward, ODonnell declared, Republicans must champion the American values enshrined in our sacred text. There are more of us than there are of them, she concluded.From a legal perspective, theres a case to be made that ODonnells argument is inaccurate. The Constitution is a relentlessly secular document that never once mentions God or Jesus. And nothing in recent jurisprudence suggests that the past few decades of governing have been any less constitutional than the decades that preceded them. But the Tea Partys language isnt legal, and neither is its logic. Its moral: right vs. wrong. What ODonnell & Co. are really talking about is culture war.
Contemporary Constitution worshipers claim that theyve distilled their entire political platformlower taxes, less regulation, minimal federal governmentdirectly from the original text of the founding document. Any overlap with mainstream conservatism is incidental, they say; theyre simply following the Framers precise instructions. If this were true, it would be quite the political coup: oppose us, the Tea Party could claim, and youre opposing James Madison. But the reality is that Tea Partiers engage with the Constitution in such a selective manner, and for such nakedly political purposes, that theyre clearly relying on it more as an instrument of self-affirmation and cultural division than a source of policy inspiration.
Read the rest of this article here.
This is scary, people. This is one angry mob, bought and paid for by the uber rich whether their serfs accept that reality or not, who are actively attempting to rewrite American history to suit their political and financial purposes.
We can't allow this to happen. Revising history is, and always has been, extremely dangerous. Besides, what they're peddling isn't history, nor is it patriotic. What they're selling you is whatever their financial supporters want you to digest. What's going on is extremely disrespectful to the founding fathers and everyone else who risked their lives to establish a free country where we can say what we want and believe what we want.
If you're not sure what you're being told or what you're reading is true, go to the source documents and arm yourselves with facts. Read the Constitution AND its amendments. Read the Bill of Rights. Check out an American history book from the library. Read the founding fathers' biographies. Learn about the Revolutionary War, the first settlers and how the Constitution was created.
Then, when you hear people full-on making shit up about our country, her people or its political system, speak up. When you have a chance to advocate for what's right, take it. When Election Day rolls around, vote.
And, let's get this straight: To question authority is American. To speak up about causes you're passionate about is American. To attend the church of your choice is very American. Let's stop accusing people who are different from us of being "un-American" just because they hold different beliefs than we do. Because that, dear friends, is un-American. "Don't tread on me" applies to everyone, not just you. So, let's make a deal: You don't tread on my rights and I won't tread on yours.
Here's the typically nutty James David Manning, a New York minister, talking about how he doesn't hate the Tea Party (yet), but that we can't ignore the fact that they're bending our country's laws to suit their purposes ... and how that's not a good idea. Though, while he makes some good points, the separation of church and state also applies to ministers. But, apparently, everyone's a political expert these days.
Side note: Thanks to Jen Bashford for sharing this story on Twitter last night and bringing it to my attention.
Rhiannon "Rhi" Bowman is an independent journalist who contributes snarky commentary on Creative Loafing's CLog blog four days a week in addition to writing for several other local media organizations. To learn more, click the links or follow Rhi on Twitter.
By Matt Brunson
RED
DIRECTED BY Robert Schwentke
STARS Bruce Willis, Morgan Freeman
The action extravaganza Red is fun for a multitude of reasons, covering its bases quite nicely. Fans of movie stars doing the unexpected can revel in the sight of Dame Helen Mirren handling a machine gun the size of a Buckingham Palace guard house. Devotees of inventive visual gags can delight in the sequence in which John Malkovich uses his weapon to bat away a threatening hand grenade. And aficionados of clever scripting can enjoy the moment when Bruce Willis describes Karl Urban by noting he has "pretty hair."
By Matt Brunson
WAITING FOR "SUPERMAN"
DIRECTED BY Davis Guggenheim
STARS Geoffrey Canada, Michelle Rhee
Davis Guggenheim, who won an Academy Award for An Inconvenient Truth, here presents another inconvenient truth: The United States public school system just isn't working. This comes as a shock to absolutely no one, but unlike most recent nonfiction pieces, most of which tend to play partisan politics (usually siding with the left), this is a rare one that people from all walks of life can rally behind.
The Republican Party has at least 80 candidates for national office who say that if a woman is raped, she should not be allowed to get an abortion. So much for mainstream values, and so much for all the big talk about defending Americans freedom against government intrusion.
In August, MSNBCs Rachel Maddow started drawing attention to this issue, calling the GOPs group of anti-abortion extremist candidates the "Bear Your Rapist's Baby Caucus." Now, additional research, from the Little Green Footballs and Raw Story websites, shows that the caucus contains at least 80 members. In the Carolinas, Rep. Patrick McHenry of N.C.s 10th District is apparently the only candidate who thinks he should be able to decide what a woman does with her body after shes been raped.
Charles Johnson, at the Little Green Footballs blog, compiled candidates answers to a questionnaire from the Republican National Coalition For Life, a group led by longtime anti-feminist activist Phyllis Schlafly. Her group sends out questionnaires every election season to GOP candidates, asking them, among other things, whether they are "pro-life without discrimination," meaning they dont believe in allowing any exceptions whatever to a ban on abortion. Johnson found 112 candidates who think if a woman is raped, she should be forced to have the rapists baby. Some of those candidates lost in the primaries, so the number is now down to around 80.
Some of the more prominent GOP candidates in the "Bear Your Rapist's Baby Caucus include U.S. Senate candidates Roy Blunt in Missouri; Christine ODonnell, Delaware; Rand Paul, Kentucky; Sharron Angle, Nevada; Ken Buck, Colorado; Joe Miller, Alaska; and, of course, U.S. Rep. Michelle Bachman of Minnesota.
Tea Party defenders say they represent mainstream America and are strong defenders of freedom just not womens freedom over their own reproductive system, I guess. As Maddow reported, these are supposed "small-government conservatives," but who nonetheless think "government should at least be big enough to monitor every pregnancy in the country so that all pregnant women are forced by the government to carry their pregnancy to term."
Here are the five best events going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, Oct. 15, 2010 as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
Creative Loafing's Homebrew CD Release Party at Neighborhood Theatre
Friday Night Frights: The Bar Crawl at NC Music Factory
Basic Training at Stage Door Theater
Mumpsy at The Evening Muse
Table Manners exhibit at Lark & Key Gallery
There was never anything profound about the comedy or the politics of 9 to 5 from the day it first hit the silver screen 30 years ago, and to accuse the confection of philosophy would be as ridiculous as finding subtlety in Lil Abner. Yet the Patricia Resnick storyline has always spoken to women because it really needed three female icons Lily Tomlin, Jane Fonda, and Dolly Parton to fill the breadth of individuality represented by the storys triumvirate of secretarial heroines.
Violet Newstead is the office supervisor who has been repeatedly passed over for a promotion in favor of the men she has trained. Newly arrived at the office with no marketable skills, Judy Bernly has been compelled to join the workforce after her husband has left her to pursue his secretary. Hired for her looks, Doralee Rhodes is the embodiment of the pursued secretary, branded as a slut even though she has never surrendered to her hypocritical, sexist, bigoted, chauvinist pig boss, Franklin Hart.
Hart is as boorish toward Violet as he is toward Doralee, if not as physical, so circumstances inevitably bridge the misunderstanding between the two women. With Judy tagging along, the three women are sharing fantasies after lustily sharing a joint before the end of Act 1. Common theme of those fantasies: wreaking vengeance upon Hart. When Violet accidently spoons rat poison into Harts coffee instead of sugar, fantasy suddenly escalates into reality.