A Wednesday matinee in the Carolinas whose harebrained idea was that? Apparently, there are some people at the new Festival Stage in Winston-Salem who believe theres an elderly audience for midday midweek theater. So theyve hatched this scheme during the final week of Lunch at the Piccadilly, calling it their Blue-Hair Special, pricing tickets at $6.50 apiece, and seeing if it will fly.
The rocking chair in my photo hints at something Clyde Edgerton fans already know: Lunch at the Piccadilly mostly takes place at an old-age home, where newcomer Lil Olive sparks a benign revolt against quietude, conformity, resignation, and the powers that be. Youll also notice the familiar face of the resident director at Winston-Salems new professional theater company, Steve Umberger. His idea of professional theater in the QC flew quite well for nearly 30 years until Charlotte Repertory Theatre famously flamed out in 2005.
Other Rep refugees are involved in the stage adaptation of Edgertons novel, developed by Umberger in three separate productions over the past five years with music and lyrics by Mike Craver. Bob Croghan presides with his usual panache over set and costumes, Audrey Brown reigns backstage as production stage manager, and Charlottes prince of gels, Eric Winkenwerder, tweaks the lights.
The lone Rep favorite onstage is Duke Ernsberger, vaguely menacing the residents of The Rosehaven Convalescence Center as Dr. Ted Sears, chancellor of the Christian college bidding to take over Rosehaven with a none-too-beneficent offer. Generosity, empathy, and religion do not seem to be prominently featured in Dr. Teds personal curriculum.
Yesterday, Charlotte City Center Partners CEO Michael Smith served up a hot, steaming dish of galling irony that should not go unreported and unremarked upon. Smiths group, among other ideas, wants the county to spend $10 million to build Romare Bearden Park in Third Ward in time for the Democratic convention in 2012. Never mind that this comes a mere two weeks after the Uptown wowsers said local taxpayers would not pay a dime for the DNC coming to town. What I'm getting at is Smith, who is quoted in todays Observer as saying the park is needed because "Urban parks are the building blocks of great urban places." I agree 100 percent with that view of the importance of urban parks. But it's really too bad Smith didn't think that way in 2005. This is the same Michael Smith who effectively wrecked the county's original, voter-approved plans for a large, approximately 8-acre park in Third Ward when he came up with a complicated land swap deal to bring the Knights minor league baseball team to Uptown a deal that has floundered for six years and obviously isnt going to happen. Now, thanks to Smith's plan, its too late to build the original, larger park; Smiths fabulous 2005 brainstorm called for Romare Bearden Park to take up only 4.5 acres, with the rest of the original park acreage sacrificed to some developers profits. Now that Smith is wetting his pants over the DemCon, however, hes suddenly in a hurry to build a half-sized version of the large park that we would probably already be enjoying if his 2005 vision hadnt ruined it. I know that boosters, wowsers and business glad-handers generally dont have a great sense of irony, nor of shame, but, well, to coin a phrase, god-DAM.
Bill James has sown the seeds of his bigotry into our states legislative soil, and the unseasonably warm weather has brought forth the fruits of his narrow-minded labor. The current apple of his eye is HB 28, which was filed earlier this month by four Republican representatives and would require that the Department of Health and Human Services in North Carolina, as well as all its divisions, provide personal information to law enforcement of individuals who receive services in order to conduct research and locate fugitives. The bill has passed the first reading and has been referred to the Committee on Judiciary Subcommittee B, where it is currently awaiting review.
Local Spanish-language newspaper Mi Gente noted the similarities between HB 28 and a bill James proposed last year, and was privy to an interesting e-mail from James to the board of commissioners;
En 2010, los comisionados demócratas derogaron una propuesta de James que pretendía que el Departamento de Servicios Sociales (DSS) del Condado de Mecklenburg entregara a Inmigración los datos de los padres sin papeles que solicitaban servicios para sus hijos nacidos en este país.En un reciente correo electrónico enviado por James a sus colegas de la Junta de Comisionados al que tuvo acceso Mi Gente, el comisionado afirma que persuadió a sus copartidarios en la Legislatura para adoptar una ley similar, aún si es prohibida por las regulaciones federales.
Estaba en mi lista de sugerencias para ellos, indicó James en el correo.
No obstante, en comunicación con Mi Gente el comisionado no admitió que la propuesta fuera idea suya.
Una buena idea tiene muchos padres y una mala es una huérfana. Estoy a favor de la HB28 y me di cuenta que fue introducida. Que esté a favor no significa que sea mía, enfatizó.
Teniendo en cuenta el dinero que damos a los niños ancla en Estados Unidos identificar a sus padres y dar a la policía sus direcciones, cuentas bancarias y números de teléfonos celulares-, parece una buena idea y una manera de forzar a los ilegales a regresar a casa, anotó James.
[Translation: In 2010, Democratic commissioners rescinded James proposal that the Department of Social Services (DSS) in Mecklenburg County turn in information to Immigration regarding undocumented parents seeking services for their U.S. born children. In a recent e-mail sent by James to the Board of Commissioners, which Mi Gente had access to, the commissioner said that he persuaded his fellow partisans in the legislature to adopt a similar law, even if it is prohibited by federal regulations.
"It was on my list of suggestions for them, said James in the mail.
However, in communication with Mi Gente the commissioner did not admit that the proposal was his idea.
"A good idea has many parents and a bad one is an orphan. I am in favor of HB 28 and I realize that it was introduced. Just because Im in favor doesnt mean its my idea "he said. "Given the money we give to 'anchor babies in the U.S. identifying their parents and giving the police their addresses, bank accounts and cell phone numbers, seems like a good idea and a way of forcing illegals to return home," noted James.]
The Hispanic community has been noted to distrust authorities who, under programs such as 287(g) can question their legal status even when theyve committed no crime just ask the Florida woman who is facing deportation after helping her sister report domestic violence. If HB 28 passes, it's the anchor babies who will bear the brunt.
All right, people. It's time to get real about how we fund and manage a lot of important services in our area, many of which have already endured severe budgetary cuts. But, don't feel helpless. Your input is important.
One place you can start is with the Charlotte-Mecklenburg Library's online survey. Library officials say it will only take you five minutes, but I completed it last night and it only took about two. You can spare two minutes to help our policy makers figure out how to allocate money and staff for one of our area's most precious resources, right?
While you're at it, check out what the Future of the Library Task Force is up to here.
Rhiannon Fionn-Bowman is an independent journalist who contributes commentary on Creative Loafing's CLog blog four days a week in addition to writing for several other local media organizations. To learn more, click the links or follow Rhi on Twitter.
What the fuck is wrong with people? An Amish guy is being accused of running a Ponzi scheme? What?! Does greed know no boundaries? (Don't answer that; I don't want to know.)
From The Washington Post:
The personal assets of Monroe L. Beachy, a 77-year-old Amish man, included a horse, buggy and harness. According to the Securities and Exchange Commission, his skills included financial fraud.Beachy spent a quarter-century raising $33 million from more than 2,600 investors, the overwhelming majority of them fellow members of the Amish community, which often shuns modern conveniences such as automobiles.
But Beachy's investment approach allegedly had more in common with the timeless methods of Charles Ponzi and Bernard Madoff than with the sheltered village of Sugarcreek, Ohio, where he lived. When the SEC charged him with fraud on Tuesday, it said he had lost nearly half of his investors' money.
Read the rest of this article, by David S. Hilzenrath, here.
And, then there's the guy in Monroe ...
Federal officials have filed a civil anti-fraud lawsuit against a Monroe-based investment firm for allegedly operating a foreign currency Ponzi scheme that attracted $669,000 from more than 22 individuals since June 2008.The U.S. Commodity Futures Trading Commission also filed suit against the principals of PMC Strategy LLC: Michael Hudspeth of Statesville and Timothy Bailey of Monroe. The defendants are also accused of allegedly misappropriating $129,000 of customer funds for their personal use.
None of the principals have ever been registered with the CFTC, according to a complaint filed last week in U.S. District Court for the Western District of North Carolina. On the day the complaint was filed, Judge Graham Mullen entered an order freezing the defendants' assets and prohibiting the destruction of books and records.
Read the rest of this Charlotte Observer article, by Rick Rothacker, here.
Rhiannon Fionn-Bowman is an independent journalist who contributes commentary on Creative Loafing's CLog blog four days a week in addition to writing for several other local media organizations. To learn more, click the links or follow Rhi on Twitter.
Anyone surprised that Congress doesn't have a clue? As Mark Twain once said, "Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself."
Here's more from Grist.com's David Roberts on lack of understanding between Congress and the American population where environmental regulation is concerned:
As everyone knows by now, Republicans have launched a massive, coordinated assault on EPA, attempting to block its greenhouse gas regulations, its air and water regulations, and in some cases its very existence. In the surreal hothouse atmosphere of the Beltway, where anti-government radicals are ascendant and everybody's watching the same three cable news channels, this can seem reasonable -- even inevitable.But if we can collectively pull our heads out of the Beltway's ass and take in a wider view of the country, it quickly becomes clear that the Republican attack on EPA is radically unpopular with voters across parties and demographics.
The latest evidence comes from a nationwide survey done by the American Lung Association in partnership with polling firm Greenberg Quinlan Rosner. Even for those of us who understand the public's fondness for clean air, the results are striking.
The top line is this: The public overwhelmingly supports EPA in updating Clean Air Act standards and overwhelmingly opposes congressional efforts to block EPA. When it comes to clean air, the public trusts EPA far more than Congress.
Read the rest of this post, and see all the pretty graphs explaining the survey's results, here.
You know, David's right, Congress could avoid situations like this if they'd take their heads out of their asses and their financial backer's asses spent time in their districts and actually talked to the people (and not just the people with fat wallets).
Further reading:
Rhiannon Fionn-Bowman is an independent journalist who contributes commentary on Creative Loafing's CLog blog four days a week in addition to writing for several other local media organizations. To learn more, click the links or follow Rhi on Twitter.
Barney's Version - Paul Giamatti, Dustin Hoffman
Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son - Martin Lawrence, Brandon T. Jackson
I Am Number Four - Alex Pettyfer, Timothy Olyphant
Unknown - Liam Neeson, Diane Kruger
Here are the five best events going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, Feb. 17, 2011 as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
Travel the World with Rick Steves at The Westin
Narnia at The Little Theatre of Gastonia
Slash at The Fillmore
12 x 12 Super Challenge (Stand-up Showcase) at The Comedy Zone Fort Mill
The ABC's of Storytelling at UNC-Charlotte
Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN), who opened last weeks Conservative Political Action Conference with a rousing speech filled with big words like socialism, is bringing her Firehose of Crazy to Rock Hill. Bachmann is thinking of running for president in 2012, so this week shell swing through South Carolina, one of the early presidential primary states. On Friday, Bachmann will headline a York County barbecue dinner in Rock Hill, hoping to connect to the conservative grassroots group that helped Rep. Mick Mulvaney take a congressional seat from 14-term Democrat John Spratt. Bachmann will also speak Saturday in Columbia and Spartanburg as part of her S.C. excursion.
Not everyone is excited about Bachmanns S.C. trip, including Richards McCrae, head of the York County Democratic Party, who told the Observer, Folks can pay $20 to see Michele Bachmann or $12 to see the loggerhead turtles at the Riverbanks Zoo. In terms of substance, they'll get to experience just about the same thing." Wow, loggerhead turtles! Who knew Mitch McConell had family in South Carolina?
Personally, this writer, like many others, cant quite figure out if Bachmann is stupid, ignorant, or half-nuts. Or, more likely, a combination of all of the above. In any case, as a public service, heres a selection of actual quotes from Bachmann, which we hope will serve as a nice preview of the kind of coherence and clear thinking awaiting those who trek to Rock Hill to see the potential presidential candidate.
This is not symbolic, this is why we were sent here and we will not stop until we repeal a president and put a president in the position of the White House who will repeal this bill, until we repeal the current Senate, put in a Senate that will listen to the American people and repeal this bill.
During the last 100 days we have seen an orgy. It would make any local smorgasbord embarrassed The government spent its wad by April 26.
''I wish the American media would take a great look at the views of the people in Congress and find out: Are they pro-America or anti-America?''
''Does that mean that someone's 13-year-old daughter could walk into a sex clinic, have a pregnancy test done, be taken away to the local Planned Parenthood abortion clinic, have their abortion, be back and go home on the school bus? That night, mom and dad are never the wiser.''
''Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas.''
But we also know that the [Founding Fathers] that wrote those documents worked tirelessly until slavery was no more in the United States.
Unelected bureaucracies will decide what we can and cant get in future health insurance policy. Thats why theyre called death panels.
''Michael Steele! You be da man! You be da man!''
''Normalization (of gayness) through desensitization. Very effective way to do this with a bunch of second graders, is take a picture of 'The Lion King' for instance, and a teacher might say, 'Do you know that the music for this movie was written by a gay man?' The message is: I'm better at what I do, because I'm gay.''
The immediate consequence, if gay marriage goes through, is that K-12 little children will be forced to learn that homosexuality is normal, natural and perhaps they should try it.''
''I find it interesting that it was back in the 1970s that the swine flu broke out under another, then under another Democrat president, Jimmy Carter. I'm not blaming this on President Obama, I just think it's an interesting coincidence.'' [The swine flu epidemic of 1976 took place during Republican Gerald Fords administration, and, in any case, is irrelevant.]
The big thing we are working on now is the global warming hoax. Its all voodoo, nonsense, hokum, a hoax.
I just take the Bible for what it is, I guess, and recognize that I am not a scientist, not trained to be a scientist. I'm not a deep thinker on all of this. I wish I was. I wish I was more knowledgeable, but I'm not a scientist.
In justice-is-slow news ...
Prosecutors may soon bring criminal charges against former presidential candidate John Edwards, who is being investigated about possible misuse of campaign donations to cover up his affair and love child with Rielle Hunter.Edwards could be indicted by a federal grand jury in days or weeks, NBC News reported today, citing anonymous sources close to the investigation. The Justice Department is still reviewing the case, sources told the network, but could allow prosecutors to bring charges against Edwards. WRAL-TV said prosecutors will say whether they have decided to indict Edwards in late February or early March but did not cite a source. The Justice Department did not immediately return a call for comment today by AOL News.
The case hinges on the testimony of two key witnesses, Rachel "Bunny" Mellon, a donor, and Andrew Young, who served as an aide to Edwards during his 2008 campaign and initially said he fathered Hunter's daughter.
Read the rest of this AOL News post, by Mara Gay, here.