So, it’s time for Halloween. That one time of year where you can dress up like the opposite sex, get really drunk and jump out and scare people – and actually not get arrested. Where ladies can dress like a nun – if said nun was a hooker in her spare time. Or a nurse – if this particular nurse was a hooker on the weekends. Or a cop – if this cop was... you get the idea. Every year, you always gather around the t.v. and watch scary movies. You know like Dirty Dancing, Steel Magnolias, or anything with Matthew McConaughey.

And the radio stations and djs play those always popular spooky tracks. But here’s where they get it wrong. They always play “Thriller” or “Monster Mash.” They might get really wild and break out “Weird Science”. The problem is simple. These songs aren’t scary. There are plenty of scarier options. So djs and party goers, if you really want to freak out the crowd, just fire up one of these diddies – if you dare!

One of the most common questions I get asked from friends from out of town is “What the hell is there to do in Charlotte?” Or some similar version to that.

The thought by many of those new or visiting the area is that there just aren’t that many cool, unique places to go in Charlotte, or at least they haven’t heard of any. I, as most of you, beg to differ.

Charlotte might not be New York City, but you can have a helluva time for a fraction of the Big Apple price. You just have to know where to go of course. But have no fear, here’s a list of the “must-see” places in the Queen City where a visitor (or regular for that matter) needs to make an appearance. In travel guide style, of course:

THURSDAY

We’ll start on a Thursday night to make sure we hit all our stops.

Area: Derita

Location: Puckett’s Farm Equipment — What better place to hear real southern rockabilly and country than in an old building that used to sell farm equipment? Grab a PBR draft in a plastic cup for a buck, sit back and enjoy. If you don’t feel the essence of southern hospitality here, you ain’t gonna anywhere.

FRIDAY

Now that we’ve gotten you acquainted, let's crank it up a notch.

Area: NoDa

Location: Start at the Rat’s Nest. Grab a free beer from the bathroom, roam the aisles and find a classic concert tee from George Jones, Willie Nelson or even New Kids on the Block. Grab a pair of used cowboy boots (wear ‘em out the rest of the night — blend, baby, blend) and head over to The Evening Muse or Neighborhood Theatre (or on a Gallery Crawl night both). Enjoy some of the finest acts around and once the show is over, if you're lucky, the boys at the Rat’s Nest will be banging out the country covers out back (with, of course, more bathroom beverages).

SATURDAY

Check the latest Creative Loafing and pick the best act at Visulite, Tremont Music Hall, Amos’ Southend or Snug Harbor. After the show, head to the Thirsty Beaver for a night cap (and maybe get lucky and hear the house-band Loose Lugnuts pound out outlaw country covers), then head over to the Penguin Grill for some grease, another beer or three, and the best people watchin’ in town.

SUNDAY

Head over to The Original Pancake House for the perfect beer sponge (with a fruit topping of your choice). Tell stories of the weekend... Or at least what you remember.

Complete the above and consider yourself a member of the Royal family. Of course, fearless readers, I probably forgot something/somewhere. Let me, and the rest, know what other royal places are out there.

Special thanks to Kirk “Underground” Andrews for contributing to this post.

“I’ll be back!” – Arnold “The Governator” Schwarzenegger, Terminator, 1984.

You have to admit, Arnold wasn’t playin’ around. The '80s are back. Some of you might argue that they really never left, but the year 2009 has defintely become the Year of The '80s. Just take a look around:

Crue Fest headlined by Hair Metal icons Motley Crue just rolled thorugh town. And don’t forget that you might have also seen Poison, Def Leppard, Foreigner, The B-52’s, Styx, REO Speedwagon, .38 Special and Cheap Trick. Oh, and you can still catch Journey, Heart, The Cure and The Psychedelic Furs before the end of the year.

'80s bands are also making NEW music. Depeche Mode, Bon Jovi, Metallica and the aforementioned Motley Crue and B-52’s. Just play the hits and let us sing along thanks.

As previously mentioned in this space, '80s songs are the current cover-of-the-minute genre with "Careless Whisper," "Let’s Go Crazy," "Right Round" (by hip–hop artist Flo-Rida), and "Billie Jean" to name a few.

There seems to be a bit of a perfect storm happening to help this phenomenon. With the deaths of the King of Pop (M.J.), and the King of Teen Movies (John Hughes), '80s music rules the charts and '80s movies have commandeered your TV.

And don’t forget your favorite '80s movies and shows making an appearance at the theatre. Halloween 2 just opened in theatres, Friday the 13th just hit the shelves at Blockbuster, and Transformers and G.I. Joe are still around, too. With movie versions/remakes of The A Team, Footloose, Nightmare on Elm Street and even The Karate Kid in the works, the '80s won’t be leaving the scene any time soon.

The only question now is “Will it EVER stop?” Remember when reliving the '80s was fun? You’d go to '80s night at the club (or just go to The Breakfast Club), catch an '80s cover band, or find yourself channel surfing and stopping when "Girls, Girls, Girls" came on the radio? Now, the '80s are everywhere and the motto seems to be why try something new when you can just recycle the old stuff.

If the 20-teens look anything like the first decade of the 2000s, the Grunge Revival is just around the corner. Wake up Eddie Vedder, you've got some work to do.

So, fearless readers, do you agree? Are the '80s overstaying their welcome, or just here to stay?

What happened to the days when an ENTIRE album was good?

Ok, pop quiz — What was the last album you bought? Easy question, right? Now, a harder one — When was the last time you enjoyed an album so much you could listen to it end-to-end? Harder, right?

While you’re thinking, it seems that the days of a good ALBUM may be behind us. For three main reasons:

1. In the digital/internet age, people can download just their favorite songs – if an artist has a couple good hits, it’s considered a successful album.

2. Today’s “albums” just aren’t that good from beginning to end.

3. Today’s artists just aren’t as good. Or at least that which makes the heavy rotation on radio airwaves.

I remember in the not-so-distant past that when you wanted to get your favorite song, you had to shell out $15-$20 bucks for the whole CD. Now, an album is like an elementary school dodge-ball game. The best songs get picked quickly, and the other, not-so-talented players, are left on the bench.

If you’re like me, you want the ability to put in one CD and let it play – able to enjoy the entire experience. Today, you’d better build your own play list to accomplish such a feat.

So, if you find yourself in the same quandary as me, I offer you the following list of great ALBUMS to listen to. Without further ado, here they are in no particular order:

* AC/DC's Live — I intentionally left greatest hits albums off the list but a couple live albums make the cut. Nothing more fun than AC/DC at full tilt.

* Michael Jackson's Thriller — Easiest pick on the list. You could re-release this album brand new, and it’d be number one all over again (and not just because Michael left us).

* Bruce Springsteen's Born in the U.S.A. — There may be better Bruce songs than on this album, but no album is better cover-to-cover. May explain why seven of the 12 tracks were top-10 hits.

* Johnny Cash's At Folsom Prison — The second live album on the list – but this captures the Man in Black in his heyday finest.

* U2's Joshua Tree — Yup.

* Elvis' The Sun Sessions — Notice a trend occurring on this list? They don’t make ‘em like they used to.

* 2Pac's All Eyez on Me — Rap makes an appearance with this trend setter.

* Pearl Jam's Ten – You may not appreciate grunge, but can still appreciate Pearl Jam.

* The Beatles' Revolver — Hardest part is which album makes the list.

* Rolling Stones' Exile on Main St. — See: Beatles.

* Prince's Purple Rain – Yes, it’s a soundtrack. And yes, it’s awesome.

What’d I miss? Which Clapton, Wonder, southern rock or legend did I leave off? And don’t say Pink Floyd.

So try an album out for a change, your OCD will appreciate the time off...