I've noticed it more and more lately... there are a number of hip-hop artists who have one finger on their upper lip while spitting rhymes.
Now, I get that you want to keep a consistent position of the mic while you're talking into it, but doesn't that finger get a little freakin' annoying? Are you trying to remember what kind of sandwich you ate earlier in the day? Maybe there's some other reason you're smelling your finger... I don't know.
I've noticed that Jay-Z seems to be the one to constantly and consistently do this:
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Just thought that it was a bit odd... so, what's the reason?
It should come as no surprise that I'm not a fan of cover and tribute bands at least 99% of them for a variety of reasons. You're not going to open Creative Loafing any time while I'm the music editor to see a big feature story written on a cover band.
First, they're taking money away from the bands that write original music. Drawing fans who want to hear the music they like live on stage instead of sitting home, listening to the radio and hearing the same thing.
Actually, they're also taking money away from the people who wrote the songs. I'm sure members of cover bands spend countless hours downloading music illegally, too.
If they had a lot of musical talent, they'd write their own stuff. Doing it because it pays the bills is a terrible excuse. How about having some musical integrity and making money off of something you created yourself?
Meanwhile, they all seem to have taglines. Liquid Pleasure is "America's #1 Party Band" while The Swinging Richards is the "Premium Party Band." The Maxx just hopes you "Do it to The Maxx."
And where's the truth in advertising? Who's Bad bills themselves as the "Ultimate Michael Jackson Tribute Band." Why not say, "Who's Bad Now that he's dead, we can make more money!" Appetite for Destruction is a Guns N Roses Tribute Band, but maybe they should say, "Appetite for Destruction Making money off of Guns N Roses' talent for years." Perhaps Slippery When Wet the Bon Jovi Tribute could say "Slippery When Wet Why be original?"
Few things conjure up my inner hater like the would-be, local R&B singer.
Not their music per se. No qualms with that, but I loathe their tactics and the absolute power they are able to derive from their voices alone. Trust, the jealousy emitting from my booming baritone is palpable.
As far back as elementary school, I can remember the kid who could sing being such a big deal.
Whether he was belting out the National Anthem before a Hornets game at Charlotte Coliseum or a rendition of Whitney Houston's Greatest Love of All" at D.A.R.E. graduation. He had all the girlies. It continued into middle school where talent shows and field trips were a chance for them to channel their inner Bobby Brown. A pelvic thrust might as well have been sex to a 6th grader back then.
Someone commented on a blog post of mine asking why he should care about festivals in other cities and why I don't focus just on the city of Charlotte and the music here... Why should the average reader care about my coverage of Bonnaroo or the Voodoo Festival, etc.
My answer probably for the same reason that I go, to see or hear about bands that I'm not familiar with who are likely to come to Charlotte in the future.
This summer, I'll once again head back to the farmlands of Manchester, Tenn., to check out Bonnaroo 2010 and hope to find and hear bands that I haven't heard before and that I will recommend checking out.
Here's a quick look back at what I learned in previous years
Whether it was never listening to an entire album from The Beatles until college or picking up a hip-hop album just one week after it was released and trying to talk about how good I thought it was, in my position, no one lets me slide on being late.
Few things are as cutting and condescending as getting a "you're late" reply to something you praise that didn't just hit the streets ... but realistically, aren't we all late to some degree?
Unless you're the DJ who played someone's track for the first time, someone who ran with an up-and-coming artist, chances are you were the person throwing their mixtape or flyer on the ground after they tried to sell it to you in the parking lot of a show or a Walmart somewhere.
Where is it written in the by-laws of hip-hop, that the artist must be saying something?
While I'd agree that deeper and thought provoking subject matter do, in fact, make music better (generally), every song doesn't have to have some bigger message. And therein lies my hip-hop dilemma.
It took me years to actually develop an appreciation for lyricism and that was only after I was all "crunked" out.
I don't know if it was my upbringing in the South or my group of friends but less than a decade ago, you were way more likely to catch me rapping all with Project Pat than Pharoahe Monch. Sure, there Outkast and Goodie Mob were in my musical picture and I loved them but if I was about to ride out or party with a car full of friends or just chill on the porch, "Git Up, Git Out" would only make you feel like bum.
It was only after I got to college and made a conscious effort to study the discographies of hip-hop legends that I realized there were pieces missing from my hip-hop puzzle. You can also mark that time as the birth of my music snob era, but there was always that soft spot.
During the last week, I was asked to judge the semi-finals and finals of the Fox Icon karaoke competition being held at various Fox and Hound locations in North and South Carolina. For the semis, there were 19 competitors. For the finals, there were 9.
I won't name names or make many specific comments regarding the competitions, but I will make some general statements about how it all went and some of these could easily apply to Battle of the Bands competitions, as well.
* Song choice is incredibly important. It was amazing how some people were fantastic on one song and, well, mediocre on the next song. Or even great one day and bad the next. Because it's karaoke and not a live band like you'd see on American Idol, you have to keep tone in mind sure, you may be able to hit the notes in a song, but if you're not on the right key, it's going to sound pretty awful.
* Go with what you know. Another part of song choice don't pick mellow or obscure tunes that the majority of people (and perhaps judges) won't know. Maybe the reason people don't know the song is because it sucks. Sorry...
* Audience members will scream for any big note that's held for a long time even if the note is off key. It's bad if you're trying to find out if you can sing, it's good if you're looking for big crowd participation.
* With any competition, listen to the criteria that are being judged. With Fox Icon, it wasn't just singing. Singing was half the score, but the other half was stage presence and crowd reaction. If you sang great and had great presence but the crowd didn't care, it definitely hurt your score. At the same time, if you can't sing incredibly well, but don't stand in one spot and get the entire place to scream their asses off for you, your score will soar. We have to judge based on the criteria and be consistent about what we see and hear.
* Family and friends are great indicators that you have talent, but don't let them be the only ones you listen to. Of course mom and your girlfriend/boyfriend are going to say you're the best one to ever sing you'd be crushed if they didn't. But listen to the other people in the place are they clapping? Are they cheering? Look for honest opinions that don't come from relatives.
* A karaoke contest isn't Idol, but that doesn't mean you can't change things up. At the finals, one contestant chose to sing "New York, New York" the judges cringed when the music started thinking that his voice would never pull it off. HOWEVER, the guy sang his ass off and put his own lyrical twist on the song that's damn near impossible in karaoke, but he showed it can be done. Same music, different style.
* Only you will be judged. It doesn't matter if you changed your outfit or brought backup dancers the judges are judging your performance... not your style, wardrobe or friends.
What would I change? I will say this the competitors that were from North Carolina had an advantage over those from South Carolina because they weren't able to get as many friends and family to travel up to the competition. At the same time, those from Birkdale, competing in Birkdale, had familiarity on their side. Next time a competition like this is run, I'd hold the finals in a neutral location or give less weight to the crowd reaction.
Youve probably been in a Charlotte restaurant and noticed that a musician or musicians were playing over in a corner somewhere. Ive played many a dinner gig and have noticed something that you might find interesting. Let me tell you a story
The bass player for my band and I sometimes do duo gigs in restaurants for some extra money when our band takes a break from doing shows. We had been playing about once a month at a NoDa restaurant (that shall remain nameless) and had been digging it. We played a couple of sets for a couple of hours, had a few beers and grubbed on some good food.
As with most restaurant gigs, the crowd didnt really care about the music but, after all, theyre there to have dinner and drinks and probably didnt choose that spot because they wanted to hear some live music. Thats the name of the game when it comes to these kinds of gigs your music is part of the restaurant atmosphere/ambiance and usually doesnt take center stage by any means (as an aside, it always makes me laugh when I hear musicians griping about not getting enough attention when theyre playing in a restaurant. If someone digs your music, thats cool, but remember that folks came out to that restaurant to, well, eat.)
Anyway, wed played this gig several times and I asked the manager what he thought. He said he thought it was great and said hed call about booking a date in February. So, he calls me up and wants us to play on Valentines Day. He also wanted us to play for an hour longer than we usually played. Naturally, I asked him how much extra he would be paying for the extra time and he said nothing. So I replied, Well, we normally play for a couple of hours and get paid X but you want us to play for an hour longer but still get paid X? He replied, If you dont want to do it, Ill find someone that will and he hung up. I tried to call him back to negotiate, but he wouldnt answer call blocked.
It appears the end is near my friends. Thats the only explanation I can think of anyway. And it looks like 2010 is the year its all gonna go down. We are not even finished with February and already the signs are obvious. Dont believe me? Here is a look at some of the happenings that have already occurred. If all this can happen in recent weeks, the future of mankind is all downhill from here:
* Sebastian Bach, lead singer of 80s metal band Skid Row, has gone to fat camp. And is allowing VH1 to film it and show it to the world. Oh, and hes on the show with the likes of Kevin Federline and Bobby Brown.
* Ozzy Osbourne wrote a book.
* The Who get chosen to do the Super Bowl halftime show in front of the largest audience in TV history. They proceed to lay the biggest egg since Jessica Simpson stepped out in her big-girl pants.
* Legendary producer Quincy Jones decides to remake "We Are the World" to support Haiti relief, adding "We Are the World" to the top of the list of songs that should never be remade because they sucked so bad the first time around. I know its for charity, but there are better ways to give than supporting bad music.
* Janes Addiction, Spice Girls, Oasis (again minus Noel Gallagher), Aerosmith (minus Steven Tyler), Journey (with their reality show winning lead singer) are all staging comebacks. In other news, cotton ball sales are through the roof.
* Jeff Bridges stars in the movie Crazy Heart, about a down on his luck, washed up singer. The Oscar nominated actor, when asked to describe his character, said that if he were real, the character would have been the fifth Highwayman with Willie, Wayland, Johnny and Mr. Kristofferson. Any time you put the words Jeff Bridges and Johnny Cash in the same sentence, it cant be good.
* A Jonas brother got married. Hopefully her name starts with Yoko and ends with Ono.
If you've watched any of the coverage of the 2010 Winter Olympics in Vancouver especially the Opening Ceremonies chances are you've seen the remake of "We Are the World" which was done in support of Haiti.
The video, kicks off at 1:30:
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Now, where do I start with this... How about the beginning? You're trying to get donations for Haiti, and, most likely, you'd like those donations to come from people with money. So, to kick it off with Justin Beiber. Most adults are probably watching and saying, "Who is that girl with the boyish haircut?" Seriously, Justin Bieber to start it off?!?
Next up, you have Jennifer Hudson (I've never been a fan of her screaming), but regardless of her talents, she's paired up with Nicole Scherzinger of Pussycat Dolls. Scherzinger had two successful albums with the PCD before leaving to release her solo album. You remember that solo album, right? It was released in... oh yeah, it was never released.
It picks up a little with a toned-down Jennifer Nettles and powerful Josh Groban... Tony Bennett, Mary J. Blige... and then you get Janet, er, Michael, er... one of the Jacksons. Barbra Striesand...
Um, Miley Cyrus? Really? Teens can't even pay their cell phone bills but you want them to donate to Haiti? And then we get Jamie Foxx and a screaming Wyclef Jean?
Adam Levine, Pink... Usher, Celine Dion... a quick guitar riff by Orianthi... Fergie sings... Toni Braxton...
Then it goes downhill again. Lil Wayne singing with Autotune - now it's a fucking joke, right? Jamie Foxx imitating Ray Charles again? Seriously, Jamie? You won an Oscar, let's move on...
Freakin' T-Pain?! OK... I give up. Seriously. People should donate to Haiti for the sake of the people in that country, but not because these people ruined a classic song from my youth.
I don't mind the breakdown with LL Cool J, Will.i.am, Kanye, Snoop Dogg, Busta Rhymes.... I just thought that where the original used talented singers, this one failed... The original had Lionel Richie, Paul Simon, Stevie Wonder, Kenny Rogers, Tina Turner, Billy Joel, Michael Jackson... It was bound not to meet such a high mark. They should have started fresh and done a new song.
UPDATE: Jay-Z doesn't like it either.