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Friday, December 12, 2008
Pep in your step Getting bad sex? Talk about it
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Fri, Dec 12, 2008 at 9:21 AM
The only thing worse than no sex is bad sex.
Unless your partner has a medical problem, you can make bad sex better.
How?
Talk it out.
In an article from Lifescript.com, experts say:
Bad sex is like being stuck in gridlock traffic: You’re there for the duration. And you wonder (with a mix of disappointment and frustration) if you’re ever going get where you want to be.
Amen to that. Some partners are selfish and just want to get theirs and go to sleep. While they fall into a restful slumber, you're tossing and turning looking for batteries as you dig your vibrator from underneath the bed.
Stop that.
According to the article, if you tell your partner what you like, you might get it more and get off.
Guys are visual. If words alone aren’t getting the message across, tap your inner porn star and simply show him what you want.“A lot of men love to watch women masturbate,” Sugg says.
Or take his hand and gently demonstrate how hard or soft you want to be touched.
And men, you can do the same thing to that woman who's bad in bed too. The chick who just lies there, making you feel as if you're making love to a pillow. And speaking of porn stars--did you know there are DVDs for couples?
Check out any adult video store for an array of titles. And for the more literary types, Sari Locker's book, The Complete Idiot's Guide to Amazing Sex is a must have on the nightstand by the bed.
Test Ride Back in the '70s, porn had a plot
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Fri, Dec 12, 2008 at 8:52 AM
I'm a different type of porn watcher than most.
I like a bit of a plot to go along with all the sucking, licking and fucking. Today's porn is filled with bad acting and no plot.
My best friend, X, always asks me why do I even watch porn if I want to see real acting?
He says, "It's not Brad Pitt on the screen."
But thanks to X being a huge movie buff and historian, he turned me on to a classic porn movie, The Devil In Miss Jones.
This 1973 movie looks like an art movie for the first 15 to 20 minutes. The plot of it is this: Justine Jones is a lonely virgin who just can't get off or get anything she wants out of life. So, she kills herself. (The fact that she uses a razor blade to kill herself but couldn't shave down there was weird but as X said, no one shaved their pubic hairs in the '70s.)
When Miss Jones goes to the great beyond, she's told that she can't get into heaven because she killed herself and that's the one thing she can't be forgiven for. Sitting there with the gatekeeper, she said if she had the chance to go back, she'd be "consumed, engulfed by lust."
"That is one of the seven deadly sins, isn't it?" she asks.
And this is when the porn comes in. It's hardcore, but in a 1970s way. I will say this, Miss Jones likes to taste herself!
The original movie has been remastered and re-released on DVD, but it is not cheap! I went to a few stores in Charlotte and that damned DVD was nearly $70. It's a good movie and all, but it is a recession out there.
It is available online to rent. And the rental is cheaper than going to the movies this weekend.
Today’s Top(less) 5 Today's Top(less) 5: Friday
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Fri, Dec 12, 2008 at 6:31 AM
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, Dec. 12, 2008 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
• Find a date quickly at Speed Dating.
• Watch John Legend on stage.
• Latin night at Skandalo's
• Have at table dance and cigar at The Gentleman's Club
• After-hours party and breakfast at The Men's Club.
Thursday, December 11, 2008
Pep in your step A liberated couple
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Thu, Dec 11, 2008 at 3:03 PM
Today while shopping at one of my favorite stores on South Boulevard, I saw a couple shopping for dildos. They looked as if they were in their 40s and I have to applaud them for keeping their sex life relevant.
As they looked at the battery operated toys, he asked the helpful clerk just as many questions as she did. He took a blue toy with pearls inside to the register so that the clerk could put batteries inside and demonstrate how it works.
What I wouldn't give to be a fly on their wall to see how they use those toys. I've heard my friends complain about their mate not wanting to experiment with different things in the bedroom. One of my friends said her man thinks that she may get to attached to her vibrator. What he doesn't realize is, he would add the buzzing toy to his bedroom action. Just imagine how she would explode with his tongue in between her legs and the rabbit vibing against her clit.
For a man to help his woman pick out a dildo, that's automatic head for a week. Has to be. He's going to make her come, and she's going to make sure he gets his as well.
So, to all of you men out there, embrace the vibrator and you will get rewarded.
Today’s Top(less) 5 Today's Top(less) 5: Thursday
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Thu, Dec 11, 2008 at 6:31 AM
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, Dec. 11, 2008 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
• Have a "kick ass lunch" at the Men's Club.
• Celebrate a year of 1,000 table dances at Leather and Lace Southend.
• Show your talent at Tempo.
• Get on the Singles' Yacht Ride.
• Sing off key at Quaker Steak and Lube.
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Hard News Penis- and vagina-shaped bottles filled with perfume
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Wed, Dec 10, 2008 at 10:35 AM
The Smell of Sex
A company is selling perfume for men and women in bottles shaped like the genitals of men and women.
According to Blackbookmag.com the scents are:
Billed as a "new wave of Erotic Art in Perfumery,” "Europe's leading Crystal Artist" Emeshel is launching a premium line of men’s and women’s fragrances whose bottles are designed to mimic male and female genitalia. The five ladyflower flavors ("Nubia") evoke various fruits and spices, not to mention "oil of bergamot." The man-scent ("Rajul") is strangely coy about content, saying only the smeller is "touched by the fragrance of the wet wind and the endless water."
The bottles are on the erotic side but the description of the scents leaves much to be desired. Who wants to shag a man who smells like wet wind and water? And by the way, what the hell does "wet wind" smell like?
And oil of bergamot? That sounds like something used in a spell to make your ex’s genitalia swell to the size of a basketball or in the case of a woman, a football.
Pep in your step Mind your manners in bed
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Wed, Dec 10, 2008 at 10:16 AM
Did you know there are sex rules?
And it's not just putting on a condom and practicing safe sex. There is actual etiquette for having sex --and it isn't just saying please and thank you.
“The most important thing we can do is to be considerate and respectful of our partner,” says Peter Post, a director of the Emily Post Institute and author of Essential Manners For Couples: From Snoring and Sex to Finances and Fighting Fair – What Works, What Doesn’t and Why (Collins).
It is wrong to jump out of bed post sex and run to the bathroom to wash the sticky come off your thighs (or where ever it landed) and that can hurt your partner's feelings, according to the article.
But seriously, it does feel really gross after a few minutes, what's a guy or girl to do?
But if you don’t want to bask in his glory, “you don’t have to lie there and cuddle,” Emma Taylor, one half of the sexpert team Em & Lo, authors of Nerve’s Guide To Sex Etiquette for Ladies and Gentlemen (Hodder & Stoughton Ltd.) says. “Nice guys will grab a towel, run it under the warm tap and wipe you off. That can be a tender, intimate post-sex moment.”
Or you can suggest a post-coital couples shower. Or, have a towel handy so you can both stay in bed.
Does anyone really put these rules into action when they are getting action? Then again, Mom always said you'd get far with good manners. Will you get a multiple orgasm with good manners too?
Misc. Welcome to Bang Town
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Wed, Dec 10, 2008 at 7:00 AM
So, what is Bang Town?
Charlotte seems to be a buttoned up town that centers on banking, but if you look underneath the surface of the Queen City, you’ll see Queen Charlotte wears a thong and carries a whip.
There’s a large Swinger community in Charlotte and if you read Craig’s List, there are some people out there who want to be spanked.
And there’s nothing wrong with that. It takes all kinds to make the world go around and just think how boring this place would be without some hot, wet and nasty sex.
Through Bang Town, you’ll find out where to go when you want to score. Where to buy your sex toys and which ones should be avoided. You’ll read about hard news stories with a sexy edge and find out the best places to go to unleash your inner freak.
And Bang Town will provide commentary on dating in the Queen City, as well as love and lust. If you’re looking for places to go to meet people of the opposite/same sex to just talk, we know where to send you so that you can get what you want.
Also, we want you to share with the Bang Town community. Tell us about your dating experiences and recommend places for us to review.
Today’s Top(less) 5 Today's Top(less) 5: Wednesday
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Wed, Dec 10, 2008 at 6:49 AM
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, Dec. 10, 2008 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
•Take a limo ride to see the Christmas lights.
• Get a penthouse dance an a $5 lunch at The Gold Club.
• Learn to Salsa dance.
• Rent Inside Deep Throat.
• Meet a new friend while speed dating.
Monday, December 8, 2008
Hard News Are you addicted to sex?
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Mon, Dec 8, 2008 at 10:01 AM
Are you a sex addict?
Answer these twelve questions to assess whether you may have a problem with sexual addiction.1. Do you keep secrets about your sexual or romantic activities from those important to you? Do you lead a double life?
2. Have your needs driven you to have sex in places or situations or with people you would not normally choose?
3. Do you find yourself looking for sexually arousing articles or scenes in newspapers, magazines, or other media?
4. Do you find that romantic or sexual fantasies interfere with your relationships or are preventing you from facing problems?
5. Do you frequently want to get away from a sex partner after having sex? Do you frequently feel remorse, shame, or guilt after a sexual encounter?
6. Do you feel shame about your body or your sexuality, such that you avoid touching your body or engaging in sexual relationships? Do you fear that you have no sexual feelings, that you are asexual?
7. Does each new relationship continue to have the same destructive patterns which prompted you to leave the last relationship?
8. Is it taking more variety and frequency of sexual and romantic activities than previously to bring the same levels of excitement and relief?
9. Have you ever been arrested or are you in danger of being arrested because of your practices of voyeurism, exhibitionism, prostitution, sex with minors, indecent phone calls, etc.?
10. Does your pursuit of sex or romantic relationships interfere with your spiritual beliefs or development?
11. Do your sexual activities include the risk, threat, or reality of disease, pregnancy, coercion, or violence?
12. Has your sexual or romantic behavior ever left you feeling hopeless, alienated from others, or suicidal?
While I’ve always thought sex addiction was just an excuse to cheat on your mate, but it’s a real issue. What happens when you fall off the sex addition wagon, though?
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Woman dies from masturbation 38
I thought killing yourself while experiencing an orgasm was just an old wives' tale.
