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Monday, April 13, 2009
Lustworthy Afternoon delight, not so delightful
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Mon, Apr 13, 2009 at 12:30 PM
Ever heard the classic song Afternoon Delight?
Well, if you're planning for a little afternoon delight on your lunch break, please carry spare underpants.
Let's say the person writing this entry decided the she wanted to skip eating lunch one day because boy toy was off from work. He had been sending racy text messages all day. And they did the trick. Unfortunately, I didn't have a back up set of panties and after the ones I had on got all wet, I was uncomfortable pulling them back up and returning to the office.
Things would've been better if we'd actually made it out of the car, but when nature calls, you answer.
What was supposed to be a quickie extended for about 30 minutes past my lunch hour. Any other night or Saturday afternoon, that would've been awesome. Now, I didn't have time to run to Wal-Mart or the drug store and buy a pair of cheap panties.
I learned my lesson. Now, there is always a spare pair of panties close by.
Misc. Fellas, women who say size don't matter are lying
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Mon, Apr 13, 2009 at 11:31 AM
There was a club banger out called "Don't Want No Short Dick Man" or something to that effect.
Fellas, the song is true. And if you're a guy who brags about the size of his dick,then you'd better be telling the truth.
What did TLC say in their song?
Some of y'all be foolin' usBig feet big hands just plain big
The sex ain't worth a damn
We women wanna know these things
If y'all got the bat but not the swang
Put in work
If you don't want the girl to talk
And you don't want your feelings hurt
Put in work
Cause if you don't
That girl's just gon' go spreadin' the word
Jill from www.altpenis.com, says men are more obsessed with penis size than women.
I'd like to know where she found these women who are happy with small dicked men.
She quoted one of those rare women in her article:
For women, a man is much more then his penis. It's who he is as a person. It's how he makes us feel and what he means to us. As one woman put it, "I never walked away from a guy any size thinking more about the size than I did whether we enjoyed ourselves. Some guys just know how to make you feel OMG regardless of the equipment."
I have yet to meet a man who's penis was small and he made me feel OMG. If a man's penis can't reach your g-spot, the sex isn't going to be great. If his pecker is small, you're not going to get what you need without a lot of work.
Here is where Jill and I find common ground:
For most women, extremes of size either way – very small or very large – provide, er, certain challenges to overcome. When it's very small, there is the issue of how much a woman can feel. And "too large" brings a different set of problems.
A man can be too big. If you feel the head of his penis against your cervix, that's as much of a problem as not feeling him at all.
There is not perfect sized penis, just one that's perfect for your body and your needs. That's why size does matter.
Today’s Top(less) 5 Today's Top(less) 5: Monday
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Mon, Apr 13, 2009 at 6:30 AM
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, Apr. 13, 2009— as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
• Open mic night at Tilt.
• Stay home and experiment with lubes from the Red Door.
• Print your coupon for half off admission to MAL clubs.
• Texas Hold em.
• Carolina live Monday.
Friday, April 10, 2009
Video Discovery Channel porn
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Fri, Apr 10, 2009 at 3:49 PM
Video Fun things you can do with condoms (besides busting a nut in one)
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Fri, Apr 10, 2009 at 3:43 PM
Need to relieve stress, grab a condom.
(Watch the video to understand)
Misc. Cheap thrill: Buy a romance novel
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Fri, Apr 10, 2009 at 2:46 PM
It's been all over the news--the fact that romance novels are selling like hot cakes.
They mainstream press says it's because of the happy endings.
Trust me, it's the sex.
Romance novels aren't as explicit as erotica, but they are hot and heavy.
I know, because we have a romance novelist on staff here. Cheris Hodges has written eight romance novels. Her latest one More Than He Can Handle, centers around a wedding hookup. Yes, there is more to the plot than that, but what struck me most about this hot romance is the fact that the two main characters had sex within days of meeting each other.
That's my kind of bridesmaid.
But romance novels teach you that you can make love without chains and whips or vibrators.
And romance novels give you sappy ideas of how to make your love life better, you know like adding whipped cream and frosting to your real life sex scene.
So, buy a romance novel and add some sweet to your spicy sex. And at least for one night, you will live happily ever after.
Today’s Top(less) 5 Today's Top(less) 5: Friday
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Fri, Apr 10, 2009 at 10:09 AM
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, Apr. 10, 2009— as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
• White Chocolate at The Big Chill.
• After work Rendezvous at Ruth Chris.
• $4-$1-$1 Friday.
• Party into the morning at the Men's Club.
• Pink and sexy at the Estate.
Thursday, April 9, 2009
Video Kama Sutra positions
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Thu, Apr 9, 2009 at 11:16 AM
If you can do this at home, I bow to you.
Misc. I miss the freaky Prince
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Thu, Apr 9, 2009 at 11:03 AM
In an attempt to organize my life, I decided to upload many of my CD to my computer last night. Then I was going to take the non scratched ones to CD Warehouse to get money for something special.
But I digress. So, I pulled out my huge collection of Prince CD and then I remembered he just released a new CD. Normally, I would have it already, but I miss the old Prince. The Prince who sang about "Darling Nikki" and what she did in the hotel lobby with the magazine.
And who can forget "Little Red Corvette?" He damned sure wasn't talking about a sport's car. Because you don't need a pocket full of Trojans to drive a car.
But it's lyrics like this that make me miss the old Prince even more:
I'd love 2 turn U onAnd work U all night long
If I could get U in the raw
Baby, I'd make U climb the walls
Oh yeah, nothing can stop us now
I'm gonna show U how, oh yeah
Show U how 2 work
Come on, let's have some fun
We'll work till the morning comes, baby
I wanna see U work, come on!
And then there is the classic "Erotic City." Oh how I wish I could meet a man who could:
We can funk until the dawn, making love til cherrys goneErotic city cant u see, thoughts of pretty u and me
It wasn't until last night that I realized he was saying "funk" and not "fuck."
But Prince drops the f-word enough. Especially in one of my favorites, "Let's Pretend We're Married:"
I wanna fuck U so bad it hurts, it hurts, it hurtsOoh, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna fuck U
Yeah, I wanna, I wanna, ooh, I wanna fuck U
Look here martian, I'm not sayin' this just 2 be nasty
I sincerely wanna fuck the taste outta your mouth
Can U relate?
Yes, old freaky Prince. Can you just come back for one album?
Today Top(less) 5: Thursday
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Thu, Apr 9, 2009 at 6:30 AM
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, Apr. 9, 2009— as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
• Learn to break dance.
• Emerald Isle Thirsty Thursday.
• Masterworks From New Orleans.
• Top Notch Thursday.
• Latin Night at Cosmos Cafe.
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