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Friday, April 3, 2009
He said/She said Can you afford to cheat in a recession?
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Fri, Apr 3, 2009 at 12:04 PM
If you can barely afford to pay your bills, can you really afford outside booty? Can you buy gifts for your spouse and your other woman/man?
According to the Boston Herald, no.
Professional snoops say they suspect some would-be philanderers may be too cheap to cheat, while indignant spouses are forced to swallow their pride rather than push confrontations that could lead to an expensive divorce.
And who wants be with a married person who can't give them anything? You might as well date a broke single man. I wonder if cheating sites like Ashley Madison are taking a hit?
And does this mean that when the recession ends that people will begin cheating again or are the tough times making marriages strong?
Today’s Top(less) 5 Today's Top(less) 5: Friday
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Fri, Apr 3, 2009 at 6:30 AM
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, Apr. 3, 2009— as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
• Roman Goddess weekend at The Estate.
• $5 blue motorcycles at Howl at The Moon.
• Nightlife crawl for $10.
• Happy Hour party at Strike City.
• The GayCharlotte Film festival begins.
Thursday, April 2, 2009
Pep in your step The Complete Idiot's Guide to Amazing Sex
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Thu, Apr 2, 2009 at 8:30 AM
Say yes to amazing sex, that's how this book drew me in.
Who doesn't want amazing sex? Unfortunately, if you've been fucking for a while, this is not the book for you.
The book tells you how long sperm can live inside a woman's vagina, how masturbation is only too much when it interferes with a person's life and where the G-spot is.
The book is a little more educational than technique teacher, but there are some interesting tidbits about different positions. One great one is "The Wheelbarrow."
The man stands up while the woman is in front of him, upside down (as if she is about to do a handstand) with her hands on the floor, and her feet around his waist or on his shoulders (depending on his height). He inserts his penis in her vagina from this position.
Even though this book was written for adults, with all the cuts in sex ed in schools these days, this is a good book to pass along to a teenager. This guide is very responsible, it discusses birth control, STD, sexual problems and sexuality.
Today’s Top(less) 5 Today's Top(less) 5: Thursday
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Thu, Apr 2, 2009 at 6:00 AM
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, Apr. 2, 2009— as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
• Light up with Cheech and Chong at Ovens.
• Latin night at Cosmos Cafe.
• Take a date to Blue for an all-inclusive dinner.
• Free (bowling) shoes for ladies at Strike City.
• Print coupon for half off admission.
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
Meet Market How to meet the opposite sex without going to the bar
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Wed, Apr 1, 2009 at 12:52 PM
If you're like me, you've tried Internet dating, you've had a random hook up with someone from the club, but now you're older and you're ready to have sex with one person--at least for the next few months.
But how do you meet someone without using Eharmony, Facebook, MySpace or heaven forbid Craig's List?
Join a meetup group.
One in particular that looks good for a single person on the hunt is Charlotte Match.
It's described as:
This local group is for singles of all ages who are looking for new friends, a new romance, long term relationships, or marriage. If you're not into the bar crowd, disillusioned by internet dating, and ready to find that special someone, this group is for you. We are scheduling events and casual parties where you can mingle with and get to know other singles in the area who, just like you, are ready to find that special someone. Good food & drinks, music, and good conversation with like-minded people. Let's make this the FAVORITE SINGLE'S MINGLE's group.
What's different about this group is that they actually go out to some hip spots in town. They met a PJ's last month and the group is planning to meet next Monday for a singles mingle at PJ's.
There's also a Charlotte Baby Boomers Singles Meetup Group, hey, old people need love too.
If you're 40+ and new to the dating scene, there's meetup group for you too, Dating After 40.
Charlotte's Meetup groups offer an alternative to meeting people in the bar and even you don't find love, you're sure to make friends.
Pep in your step Kama Sutra position of the week
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Wed, Apr 1, 2009 at 8:50 AM
As I read the description of the Whale and Pufferfish, I realized that I do this all the time.
I had no idea I was a master of the Kama Sutra, just kidding. But if you're looking to spice up your night, try this on for size:
a satisfying sexual position in which the woman is laying on the bed with her legs up and around the male's torso allowing deep penetration.
This position is crazy and will allow both parties to climax very quickly. To start off this position, the woman will lie down on the bed, with her head on a pillow. Then she will raise her hips and take her weights on her shoulders and neck. The man will then kneel down in front of her . He will use both his hands to hold her buttock for support and control the movement. The woman every five seconds blows air into her cheeks and lets the spikes protrude from her back. She has become feral. At this point, the whale must calm and soothe the fearful and powerful pufferfish. The whale bellows deeply as the pufferfish slowly releases air through her nose valve...while slowly removing the last of their clothes. Then they do it donkey style; the point when the whale and pufferfish become one in congress.
He said/She said What a 16-year-old taught me about relationships
Posted By Cheris Hodges on Wed, Apr 1, 2009 at 8:38 AM
Yesterday I received a text message from my niece. She said that she'd broken up with her boyfriend but don't worry, she'd found a new one.
That was quick, I typed back to her. She said no, I've known him for a while and I can tell you everything that I like about him.
The first thing she said she liked about him was the fact that when he talks to her, he keeps his eyes on her face. Her ex, she said, did nothing to look at her breasts.
The new boyfriend told her that her face is pretty enough, he doesn't have to look anywhere else.
But more importantly, he agrees with her decision to wait for sex. In an age where young girls are having sex at 13 and 14, hearing that my niece is willing to wait and isn't going to let some young boy pressure her into having sex, did my heart good.
However, the main lesson here is that if a 16 year old can meet a boy who is respectful and nice, is there any reason why adult women should settle for assholes?
Today’s Top(less) 5 Today's Top(less) 5: Wednesday
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Wed, Apr 1, 2009 at 6:00 AM
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, Apr. 1, 2009— as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
• Flex, stretch and get limber for better sex.
•Speed dating at VIP Wednesday at Situations.
• LEVEL Wednesdays at Suite.
• Happy Hour until 7 p.m. at CANS.
• No cover at Onyx.
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