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Thursday, May 7, 2009
Lustworthy Celebrate mom with some MILF porn on Mother's Day
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Thu, May 7, 2009 at 11:20 AM
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This is not a suggestion for your own mother. But I'm sure plenty of people are dating a single mother.
Why not let her know she's still holding by giving her something sexy on Sunday. This works especially well if your Valentine's Day gift was messed up. And make sure you don't give her the sexy thong in front of little Johnny. He doesn't need to know that you and his mommy will be "wrestling" Sunday night.
Forget sappy cards, flowers that will die by Wednesday. Let her know that she's a MILF.
Don't have a MILF in your life? Rent one--on video, that is.
Industry insiders say MILF porn is growing in popularity. Here's a reason why:
To director Axel Braun (Cookies & MILF 2 and Hustler's best-selling MILF Trainer series), the MILF moment reflects mainstream Hollywood, where many actresses of a certain age are playing seductresses—on camera and off. "Start with Demi Moore. She's hotter than she looked at 25. Sex and the City—the girls are not young, but they make 40 look hot and glamorous," Braun observes, adding that "teenagers dressed as sluts" hit oversaturation right around the time of the Paris Hilton sex tape. "There's just not much fantasy there. Instead, we're playing into the idea that a more mature woman knows what to do in bed." Having just wrapped This Ain't Happy Days XXX, Braun adds, "Mrs. C., played by Raquel Devine, is the ultimate MILF. And in our film, she finally gets nailed by The Fonz."
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