Monday, November 30, 2009

More places to shoot a porno in Charlotte

Posted By on Mon, Nov 30, 2009 at 6:06 PM

Last year, I went out and brought you a few places to shoot a kick-ass porno in the Queen City. Of course, having sex in public is illegal — so if doing this, you're doing it at your own risk.

Still, there are a ton of visually appealing places in Charlotte that would serve as a great backdrop for a porn movie (it would be great if your porn had a script and a plot, too).

Here are some more places that would add some bang to your skin flick.

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The picnic cover at Latta Park. Here two people can meet and discuss how horny they are and get busy on the tables. Extra points if you can incorporate sex on one of the trash cans.

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The lower level parking lot of Eastland Mall is dark, empty and begging to be the setting for a dark S&M porn that involves latex, cat-o-nine tails and thigh-high boots. Group sex is also a must in the movie. Maybe even some girl-on-girl-on-girl action. This is probably the one public place in Charlotte where you can film and not get caught.

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Isn't the purple exterior of this NoDa-based building pretty? Just imagine watching a couple having wild sex on that purple wall. Purple Rain, Purple Pain?

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Today's Top(less) 5: Monday

Posted By on Mon, Nov 30, 2009 at 6:30 AM

Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, November 30, 2009 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.

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• Steak and Shrimp at The Men's Club

• Find Your Muse at The Evening Muse

• Monday Night Football at Uptown Cabaret

• Manic Monday at Wild Wing Cafe

• Half-off wine at Mez

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Friday, November 27, 2009

Got leftovers? Try this

Posted By on Fri, Nov 27, 2009 at 11:48 AM

Thanksgiving is over, and you have a fridge full of leftovers. You could do that turkey salad thing, you could donate it to someone less-fortunate. Or you could use that food to make your holiday sex even more exciting. By now your friends and family should have their mooching asses out of your house. This means, you and you other half can do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.

If you have these things in your fridge, get ready for some serious loving:

Sweet Potato: The sweet potato, while not exactly scientifically proven, has been said to increase the female sex drive if consumed in large amounts. What science does know about the sweet potato is that it is high in potassium, which helps reduce stress, as well as Vitamins A, C and iron—all important sex drive-enhancing nutrients.

Pumpkin Pie: Pumpkin pie does more than expand your waitline: it's also an olfactory sexual aphrodisiac. According Alan Hirsch, a neurologist at Chicago's Smell and Taste Treatment and Research Foundation, the aroma of pumpkin pie increases blood flow to the penis by 40 percent. It works even better when combined with the scent of lavender. And it's not just the smell that gives rise. When consumed, pumpkin provides a healthy dose of zinc, an element necessary for healthy blood flow and testosterone production.

Chocolate: What's not to love about chocolate? Not only does it pump up your endorphins, it also stimulates the production of dopamine in the brain and will increase a woman's sex drive. What's more, according to Italian researchers, women who eat chocolate regularly have a better sex life than those who deny themselves the treat. So, do yourself a favor and include this Chocolate Bourbon Pecan Pie along with the classic pumpkin.

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Today's Top(less) 5: Friday

Posted By on Fri, Nov 27, 2009 at 6:30 AM

Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, November 27, 2009 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.

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The Queen-City Omega's Thanksgiving Comedy Gzam.

• DJ Jazzy Jimmy at Dixie's Tavern.

• Club Insomnia at The Gold Club.

• Co-Ed Pajama Party at The Estate.

• Flashback Friday at The Breakfast Club.

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Thursday, November 26, 2009

Today's Top(less) 5: Thursday

Posted By on Thu, Nov 26, 2009 at 10:26 AM

Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, November 26, 2009 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.

• Emerald Isle Thursday at Dilworth Billiards.

• Thanksgiving at The Men's Club with un-dressing.

• $5 dances at The Carousel.

Sake-Tini Thursday.

• Music Trivia night at Dixie's Tavern.

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Wednesday, November 25, 2009

'Christian Side Hug'?

Posted By on Wed, Nov 25, 2009 at 3:51 PM

No front hugs or kissing until marriage. And people wonder why no one is going to church.

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Today's Top(less) 5: Wednesday

Posted By on Wed, Nov 25, 2009 at 6:30 AM

Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, November 25, 2009 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.

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• Guy's Night Out at Uptown Cabaret

• Thanksgiving Eve Party at Crave

• Level Wednesday at Suite

• Feast at The Men's Club

• Wet Wednesday at Leather and Lace SouthEnd

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Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Why you should never play sex games with strangers: Amanda Knox

Posted By on Tue, Nov 24, 2009 at 1:37 PM

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American student Amanda Knox could spend the rest of her life in an Italian jail.

If you've been following this case, you know Knox, her former boyfriend Rafael Sollecito, 26, and acquaintance Rudy Guede are facing murder charges in the death of a British student.

The November 2, 2007, death of British student Meredith Kercher in Perugia occurred during a twisted sex game in which Knox taunted Kercher, and two men -- Knox's boyfriend Rafael Sollecito, 26, and acquaintance Rudy Guede -- sexually assaulted her, prosecutor Giuliano Mignini said during his seven-hour closing.

Is Knox a victim of wanting to do anything to please her man? Or did she get off on watching her roommate bleed to death?

According to ABCNews, the prosecutor thinks so:

Mignini said the two women had argued over rent money missing from Kercher's room. Kercher had also complained, Mignini said, of Knox's habit of bringing boys to the house late at night.

On Nov. 1, 2007, Knox showed up late at the house with her Italian boyfriend Sollecito and Guede, who had said he could get Knox drugs, the prosecutor said.

"There could have been an argument between Meredith and Amanda that then degenerated because of the rental money that had disappeared or maybe Meredith was annoyed by the mere presence of Rudy," Mignini said.

"After a heated discussion the three, under the influence of the drugs, and probably alcohol as well, decide to put into action the project they had of involving an extreme sex game," he said.

The prosecutor contended that Knox's anger went out of control.

"Amanda has the occasion to get back at that overly serious and moralizing English girl who she felt was too tied to the closed group of her English friends, and who accused her not too subtly of not being orderly or clean, and who criticized her for being too easy with boys," Mignini said.

Here's the thing -- not going to comment on Knox's guilt or innocence, cause Sally is not on the jury-- but you can't force someone to play a sex game with you. You can't help people rape the "moral" girl because you're mad at her.

"Amanda nurtured her hate for Meredith, but that night that hate could explode. For Amanda the moment had come to take revenge on that prissy girl. That is what she must have thought. And in a crescendo of threats and increasing violence, Meredith's ordeal begins."

But, this case is grabbing headlines because of the sex. And that does a disservice to the victim. What about her life and death? Had she been killed by a gunshot to the chest and Knox was accused of shooting her -- would we care?

Sex sells, even in death. Knox is standing trial for murder and the fact that she likes (or liked) sex that was outside of the normal thought process. Was she wrong for sleeping around and doing drugs?

Is that really our call? If you or I were on trial and our sex lives were paraded in public, would we get off without a scarlet mark?

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Today's Top(less) 5: Tuesday

Posted By on Tue, Nov 24, 2009 at 6:30 AM

Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, November 24, 2009 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.

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• Table dances at Leather & Lace

• Tune Up Tuesday at Whisky River

• Taco Tuesday at Dixie's Tavern

• 2 Fer Tuesday at Wild Wing Cafe

• Tenderloin Tuesday at The Men's Club

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Monday, November 23, 2009

When it's over: How to spot the warning signs

Posted By on Mon, Nov 23, 2009 at 12:19 PM

So, your relationship has changed and not for the better.

Sorry, Charlie, you're about to get dumped.

If you take heed to the warning signs, especially these offered by the good people at Your Tango, you can make the most of the end of your relationship.

Since you and your mate are about to break up, why not talk your other half into doing that sex thing you've always been afraid to ask him or her to do. This might even save your relationship, because one of the signs of the end of your relationship is:

Breakup Warning Sign #4: The level of physical intimacy has dropped to an all-time low

When your partner takes "physical distancing" to the next level, you will notice that the loving physical contact (cuddling, massages, foreplay, etc.) has almost disappeared completely. I firmly believe that the level of intimacy in your relationship says a lot about the strength of your romantic connection. Loving physical contact is one of the most powerful ways of connecting with someone and when it starts to vanish from a relationship, it acts like a crack in the ceiling that allows the rain to start coming through.

I'd also like to point out that it's quite normal for your bedroom routine to vary over time due to numerous factors, but if you find that your man has stopped making advances altogether, this is usually a sign that there is something seriously wrong in the relationship. It's even worse when he resists of all of your advances, as well.

Shying away from physical contact is a tactic frequently used by women to maintain a level of power in the relationship. But when men do this, it's usually because they are losing interest or have someone else on the side.

But when you notice the signs of a break up, is it best to heed them and end the relationship or do you fight for your love?

I say, cut your losses and move on. Bonnie Raitt said it best, I can't make you love me.

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