Monday, December 7, 2009

Shooting porn to pay for the wedding

Posted By on Mon, Dec 7, 2009 at 12:17 PM

So, you want to get married but you're broke as a joke.

How are you going to have that special wedding that you've dreamed of since birth?

Well, you could make a porno.

That's what a couple who wants to get married in Cancun is doing and so far, they've made $2,000.

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The pair, who have four children, have played a photographer and lingerie model who strip for a romp, and also appeared in a threesome.

Lisa, 34, even dripped hot wax on Tommy's chest at a motorway service station hotel to recreate a scene from Madonna's 1993 movie Body of Evidence.

She also spanked him with a paddle. She said: "I was laughing my head off.

"I have told my mum and most of my friends. They understand. It's always been our dream to have a fairytale wedding."

So, you want to make money to have that Disney wedding that you've always wanted. Pull out the video camera and start filming your porno. If you're in Charlotte, there are plenty of prime locations for you to use for sex acts.

And the above couple is proof that no one looks at faces in porn.

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