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Friday, January 22, 2010
Test Ride Best sex toy ever: Rabbit Travel Vibe
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Fri, Jan 22, 2010 at 9:00 AM
I came to work today.
And I mean it just as it sounds.
I was given a Rabbit Travel Vibe as a gift. The package says that it is "the world's most powerful rabbit vibrator." Guess what, this claim is right.
Here's how the travel vibe works: You plug it into your cigarette lighter or electrical outlet in your car — then slip the rabbit in your pants and turn it on. This 12-volt-power vibrator will have you driving through Charlotte traffic with a smile on your face. Due to the power of this toy, I'd suggest using it during light traffic patterns until you get used to feeling. You're going to come. And you're going to come hard.
I was halfway out of the parking lot before I had orgasm No. 1.
I can't wait to take this on the highway!
Today’s Top(less) 5 Today's Top(less) 5: Friday
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Fri, Jan 22, 2010 at 6:30 AM
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, January 22, 2010 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
• Winter Wonderland and $5 drink specials at The Men's Club
• Charlotte's Happiest Hour at Uptown Cabaret
• After Christmas (still going on) party at Whisky River
• $3 drink specials at Club Onyx
• Ladies in Men's Shirts Only at The Estate
Thursday, January 21, 2010
Interviews Sex Q&A: Debbie Augustine talks Pantygram
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Thu, Jan 21, 2010 at 11:30 AM
When Valentine's Day rolls around, you should give the man in your life something he really wants.
Flowers, you think? Hell no. Chocolate? Nope.
He wants the panties. He wants to know that he's going to score, and with a Pantygram, you can tell him and make his friends and coworkers jealous at the same time. Score one for you for making your man look like the man and score one for him for pulling out a sexy pair of panties in front of people who probably haven't scored since 1910.
Debbie Augustine knew 20 years ago that she had a hit on her hands when she sent her then boyfriend a sexy poem and some panties. Now, with her Web site, www.sendapantygram.com, Augustine is making sure men all over get just what they want for Valentine's Day: some action.
Creative Loafing: What is a Pantygram?
Augustine: The thing is, there are a lot of gifts to get women for Valentine's Day. But not so much what to get men and we all know what men want. (Laughter) Why not do something creative and clever to let them know, you get what they want? The way it works is, you go online and you can personalize a message that will be attached to the panty that he will receive. He can receive it at work or anywhere that you want it delivered. We've even had a lot of women send them to their boyfriends and husbands in Iraq. When he receives it, he has a message that can be like a little tease — you know secret admirer or something. Then it has a code where he goes online to get the rest of the message. It's really engaging and a lot of guys who get it at work, it's like a pride thing because he's pretty much the envy of the office because some woman sent him panties.
How is it delivered, and what does it look like?
It comes in a black envelope with a gold label that says "personal and confidential." So, it gives him a heads up that he might not want to open it in a conference room or something. He opens it up and inside is a pair of red lace panties with a note attached and that note is whatever the woman wants to say. It can be customized or we give examples of what you can say.
So, how many Pantygrams have been sent?
We've sent 15,000. This is our fourth year and they've been sent all over the world. And we've had a lot of stories come back. There was this one woman, and her boyfriend at the time wasn't getting off the dime to propose to her. So, she sent him one of these, and he proposed the next week. Then there was this one guy who had a roommate and he was on the phone with him and the roommate said, "you have a package" and he asked him to open it for him. So, his roommate said "Oh my gosh, you're the luckiest man on the planet because the girl you're dating just sent you a pair of panties." Men love it.
Where did the idea for the Pantygram come from?
Well, I used to kind of specialize in long-distance relationships. I guess it was a fear of commitment or something. But I lived in California, and I had boyfriend who lived in New York. I was always trying to think of clever things to send him. I thought about Cinderella and the slipper. So, it was like here's a pair of panties, and I'd written a poem and attached it to the panties and sent it to him. So, years later, I always thought it would be a great Valentine's Day gift for whatever reason. When I thought about starting the company, I called him up and I said, "Do you remember that Pantygram I sent you?" And he said: "Remember it? I still have it." And this was 20 years later. I thought, "Oh my God, I am on to something."
Today’s Top(less) 5 Today's Top(less) 5: Thursday
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Thu, Jan 21, 2010 at 6:30 AM
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, January 21, 2010 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
• SakeTini Thursday at Enso
• Music Trivia at Dixie's Tavern
• DJ Mirage at BarCharlotte
• $10 Table dances at The Gentleman's Club
• Champagne Thursday at Club Onyx
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
Video 'Becky': So that's what they kids are talking about ...
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Wed, Jan 20, 2010 at 1:24 PM
I was flipping through the stations on the radio last night and I came across this hip-hop song with a catchy beat. It was called "Becky."
I thought Plies — the rapper — was begging for his girl named Becky. Oh, I was wrong.
I'm on this liquor oh so heavyBefore we fuck can you neck me
A little head then I'm ready
I want yo mouth gimme that becky
[Verse 1:]
Keep that pussy I want yo throat
From the head before you go
Wet yo mouth before you blow
Must get becky before I boat
You miss becky let me know
Licky licky I love that bro
Head that's for show
Lock yo jaw before I go
Of course the radio version is a little cleaner. But not by much.
I remember when Tipper Gore fell the hell out over "masturbating with a magazine" from "Darling Nikki" by Prince. I remember when Two Live Crew was seriously banned in the USA.
But these days you can beg for head for four minutes on the radio?
Of course, I don't have a problem with sexy songs. But this isn't sexy, it's degrading. This isn't "Me So Horny."
That song is fun, funny and tame compared to what is on the radio now.
And this Becky song was on in the middle of the afternoon? Then we wonder why kids are having sex earlier and earlier.
Today’s Top(less) 5 Today's Top(less) 5: Wednesday
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Wed, Jan 20, 2010 at 6:30 AM
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, January 20, 2010 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
• No cover and $3 drink specials at Club Onyx
• Pure Wednesdays at Halo
• The Wednesday Fabulous Feast at The Men's Club
• Wet Wednesday at Leather and Lace South End
• Celebrate 2010 at Cosmo's
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
Hard News Sex and CMPD
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Tue, Jan 19, 2010 at 11:33 AM
Obviously the fantasy of fucking a police officer in uniform is much more satisfying than the reality of it.
Allegedly, an officer from the Eastway division, Hamlett Almendarez, took a dinner break around 3 a.m. and headed into the bathroom at Fuel Pizza on Central Avenue and banged a hottie. It's possible that she was his girlfriend or hell, for all we know, he met her on Craigslist. But, unlike former CMPD officer Marcus Jackson, this sexual interlude was consensual.
Still cost him his job. And that's not fair.
First, Jackson assaulted women, using his badge as a weapon to get what he wanted from them and even arresting men who were in the car with them, according to media reports.
What Almendarez did was stupid, but not something that anyone with a job hasn't done. It's late, you're horny and you call over some booty. Who hasn't had a boyfriend or girlfriend come up to the job and break them off? Granted, you probably had more sense than to do it in a restaurant's bathroom--unless you worked for said restaurant and was banging a coworker. Don't look at your computer scene as if I'm the only one who has done that.
So, Almendarez is a victim of people who aren't getting any. Yes, I said it.
At 3 a.m. if you're sitting in Fuel Pizza or any other restaurant, more than likely you're going home to have sex with yourself. So, in walks this cop and he hits the bathroom and gets some. That's going to piss you off.
A witness called 311 and told a CMPD Sergeant about the alleged incident. The police department was able to pinpoint Almendarez to the accusation by using the GPS locator on his police car. Almendarez reportedly later resigned from the police department.
I'm sure said witness was salty because the only thing his or her tongue would be tasting that night was pizza sauce. Granted, if you think someone having sex in public and wearing a police uniform is wrong, by all means call 311, it's your right and public sex is against the law, though Almendarez was not charged with a crime and the woman he had sex with hasn't been named or charged to date (and that is so wrong).
Today’s Top(less) 5 Today's Top(less) 5: Tuesday
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Tue, Jan 19, 2010 at 6:30 AM
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, January 19, 2010 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
• Tune Up Tuesday at Whisky River
• Power Yoga at Dharma Lounge
• Taco Tuesday at Dixie's Tavern
• $2 Tuesday at Club Onyx
• Anvil performs at The Filmore
Monday, January 18, 2010
Misc. How sex can ruin your life
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Mon, Jan 18, 2010 at 9:19 AM
Although I'd like to think that not having sex will ruin your life--trust me, with an orgasm and a cup of coffee I am a bitch.
But according to Cracked.com, there are five REAL, yet bizarre, sexual conditions that can ruin your life.
Yes, ruin your life.
Imagine walking around with an erection that won't go away. That's priapism and the reason that Viagra and other drugs like it come with the four hour erection warning.
The problem with priapism is that nothing can bring your little soldier down from attention. Even when you've had your fun, he's still saluting. Doesn't sound so bad except that, when you're hard all the time it's the result of blood pumping in to the wang but not out. This can lead to blood clots, gangrene and the future inability to ever have an erection again. Oh, and pain. Severe pain.
And then there is sexomnia. It's like sleep walking but it involves fucking.
Aside from not remembering the amazing sex you had, you don't get to pick your partner, which can lead to some rather embarrassing morning after moments.
But the scariest one and the one that's going to send me and someone else I know to the doctor's office this week is: PSAS, permanent sexual arousal syndrome.
When we say you're turned on all the time, we mean to the point that at the drop of a hat, you have an orgasm. The phone rings? Orgasm. White socks today? Orgasm. Caught your parents having sex? Goddamnit, orgasm.
Today’s Top(less) 5 Today's Top(less) 5: Monday
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Mon, Jan 18, 2010 at 6:30 AM
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, January 18, 2010 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
• Half off wine at Mez
• $5 table dances at Club Onyx
• Bark at The Moon Night at The Crazy Horse Showclub
• Service Industry Night at The Double Door Inn
• Find your muse at The Evening Muse
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Woman dies from masturbation 38
I thought killing yourself while experiencing an orgasm was just an old wives' tale.
