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Wednesday, February 3, 2010
Today's Top(less) 5: Wednesday
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Wed, Feb 3, 2010 at 6:30 AM
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, February 3, 2010 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
• No Cover Wednesday at Club Onyx
• Pure Wednesday at Halo
• Le Bang at Dharma Lounge
• Ladies Night Line Dancing at Coyote Joe's
• Wet Wednesday at Leather and Lace SouthEnd
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
Hard News Should you get paid for giving an older lady an orgasm? Not in China.
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Tue, Feb 2, 2010 at 12:34 PM
If you're hooking up with old people hoping to get their money, expect to lose.
Everyone can't be Anna Nicole Smith.
The latest case of such old people shagging for cash comes from China — Hong Kong to be exact:
A feng shui adviser who had an affair with Asia's richest businesswoman before she died lost his bid for her multibillion-dollar estate Tuesday when a Hong Kong court deemed the will in which he was named a forgery.The legal battle over the late Nina Wang's fortune has fascinated Hong Kong with its often-bizarre stories of Chinese feng shui rituals and illicit love affairs, offering a rare glimpse into the private quarters of the ultra-rich in this money-obsessed city. Feng shui is the Chinese practice of arranging objects or choosing dates to improve one's fortunes.
The ruling Tuesday marked another episode in the colorful saga of Wang, nicknamed in Hong Kong as "Little Sweetie" for her girlish outfits and pigtail hairdo.
Wang died of cancer in April 2007 at age 69. The lawsuit centered on two competing wills — the 2006 will held by feng shui master Tony Chan Chun-chuen and a 2002 will that left Wang's fortune to Chinachem Charitable Foundation Ltd., a charity set up by the late businesswoman and her husband.
Of course, Wang's family is happy.
Meanwhile, Wang's brother, Kung Yan-sum, told reporters: "We have won now. There is justice in this world."
But they're probably embarrassed too. No one wants to know this about an aging family member:
Chan captivated public attention during the trial with his lawyer's claims that he and Wang were so intimate that she left him a pair of her pigtails. Chan himself testified they were having an affair when his wife was pregnant with their eldest son, telling the court that Wang called him her "husband."
Moral of the story, stop having sex with dying old people and expecting to get paid for it!
Today’s Top(less) 5 Today's Top(less) 5: Tuesday
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Tue, Feb 2, 2010 at 6:30 AM
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, February 2, 2010 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
• Tune up Tuesday at Whisky River
• Ballet for adults at World Dance Center
• Tenderloin Tuesday at The Men's Club
• Happy Hour with The McDevitt Agency at Room 112
• $2 dances at midnight at Club Onyx
Monday, February 1, 2010
Mingling in the Queen City Gimme that honey love
Posted By Shameika René on Mon, Feb 1, 2010 at 3:44 PM
Have you ever had a taste of something so fantabulous that it becomes a craving or borderline an obsession?
I'm talking about it's so dang good, it'll have you doing some of the craziest things.
Take a trip with me down memory lane.
Once upon a time, a neighbor of mine was seeing a woman. My guess is she put it on him because she had this brother dressed in all black, hiding in the bushes, just so he could make sure she wasn't giving his pineapple cream pie away (if you are still lost as to what I’m talking about refer back to The Bakery is Closed blog please and thanks).
I said all that to say one more time, you know what I'm talking about if you get some "good good" that'll have you speaking tongues.
You know you've had a taste of it when: (come on now, ya'll know I love making lists)
1. Good Good will have you doing drive-by's in the damn middle of the night, nightgown, pink rollers, SpongeBob slippers and all. Just hoping to catch a mofo slippin'.
2. Good Good will have you to somehow manage (with some manipulation, I'm sure) to get a hold of the email password, text messages, voicemail password, and anything else that would require you listening or reading to make sure that mofo isn't giving away that good good to someone else.
3. Good Good will have you doing crazy ish like sitting outside a mofos job just hoping to get a glimpse of what you plan on getting into later, or making sure nobody else is getting it.
4. Good Good will make you pay a mofo's bills, car note, mortgage, child support, hell alimony.
5. Good Good will make you put all your close friends on the back burner, because you think you have found that pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.
6. Good Good will have you having involuntary flashback spasms while on the job and your coworkers looking at you like you need to be collecting a check for being crazy.
7. Good Good will have you walking around smiling and being overly friendly, even if your car got towed, you had a flat tire, lost your last dollar in the vending machine, or tore a hole in your new outfit.
8. Good Good will have you plotting and scheming just like a crack head just for one more hit ( I know you have heard Jodeci's jam Feenin — nuff said).
9. Good Good will have you forget you even have a job, it's so good, you just want to stay boo'd up, not caring if the lights, water and lawd forbid, the cable gets shut off.
10. Good Good will have you social network stalking. Trying to see who poked your boo, who said hello, who wished them a happy birthday, or even dare told them their photos were cute. Then you start over analyzing but that's a whole 'nother blog in itself that I don't have time to go into today.
The lesson here is just because its good good doesn't always mean its good for you. If you have to do all this crazy acting ish, then chances are the good good is probably bad. Either way, screen it and if it don't smell right it's probably rotten as hell.
Hard News Before you kill him ... leave
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Mon, Feb 1, 2010 at 1:18 PM
This weekend, I watched Snapped and realized the love makes you Looney Tunes.
The episode I saw last night about the cheating cop and the distraught girlfriend made me realize that love is not that serious. He was a ladies man and she picked up on this before they'd even started dating. Red Flag! Walk away Renee!
But this woman stayed and that's when all the tomfoolery begins. I don't know if women (myself included) just have a lonely gene, and we feel as if we have to have man in our lives even if that means sharing him with other woman. Look at Elin Woods, who is considering dropping her divorce case against Tiger.
But, men don't like to share. They can't handle it when a woman cheats on them.
And not all women can handle a cheating man — hence the popularity of shows like Snapped and Deadly Women.
Ladies, let's get a clue. Orange jumpsuits don't look good on anyone and men are like buses, miss one and ten minutes later there is another one pulling up. And while you're pining for him, he's on to the next one. There is no need to ruin your life over penis.
Today’s Top(less) 5 Today's Top(less) 5: Monday
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Mon, Feb 1, 2010 at 6:30 AM
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, February 1, 2010 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
• Chubby's Karaoke at Dixie's Tavern
• Find your Muse at The Evening Muse
• Half-off wine at Mez
• Bark at The Moon Night at The Crazy Horse Showclub
• SIN Night at Club Onyx
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