There are really no words to describe this, so I thought I would share.
There are nine things you can do to make 2009 your most sensual year ever.
1. Role play with your lover.
Meet your mate to a hot bar in Uptown Charlotte, try Blue or Hom. Make sure you show up 15 minutes late. If you're a woman, wear a long dress and no underwear. Cozy up to your sweetie at the bar and strike up a conversation. Make sure you don't talk about anything going on in your life.
2. Surprise your lover with a sexy story about what you want to do to him or her.
You don't have to be a novelist to write a tale about a night of sex. Think of all of the things you'd like to happen in the bedroom and write it down. Place your story, no matter how long or short, in your lover's briefcase or lunch bag before he or she leaves for work. Make sure you tell him or her to text you or call you when they are done reading.
3. Try a little bondage.
Hit the Red Door or an adult store like it to purchase your first bondage kit. Make sure you've talked to your lover about this venture. It can be a little difficult to talk someone into being tied up, so if it makes it easier, you allow someone else to take control.
4. Be the star of your own porno.
Everyone has a sex tape these days. Why not you? Set up a video camera in your bedroom or be real risky and find a public place to video tape you and your lover doing the do.
5. Give up sex for a week.
Sounds strange? Well, if absence makes the heart grow fonder, imagine what it does to the libido. Court your lover, go to the movies and dinner and end the night with just a simple kiss. At the end of the week, your sex session will be so hot, you may need to miss the next day at work.
6. Join a gym with your mate.
Working out together will spice things up in the bedroom. As you both burn calories and lose weight, you will also learn how far you two can go with those Kama Sutra moves.
7. Kidnap his or her favorite thing and ransom it for sex.
Does your mate love a specific video game? Does your woman have a pair of shoes that she can't live without? Try taking that item and sending a ransom note. If he wants Madden 2008 back, then he has to do that thing with his tongue for a week. If she wants those heels back, then she's going to have kiss you down there where you really like it.
8. Have adult movie night.
Rent or buy a few porn movies and watch or log on the Internet, and get some pointers. Or laugh at the bad acting in some of the movies.
9. Masturbate.
You can't expect anyone to please you if you can't please yourself. Take the time to touch yourself this year, at least once a week.
If you need a soundtrack, listen to this song while you do it:
Clarence Carter is coming to town and last week, we posted his hit song "Strokin."
Well, while I was looking around YouTube, I found this one too:
If you go back and listen to some songs from back in the day, you will find a lot of explict lyrics. Prince is the king of double entendre.
Little Red Corvette, it has nothing to do with a car.
Check out a student of Prince, Apollonia:
I'm sure you know what the sex shooter is and where the gun is that she wants kissed.
Def Leopard's Pour Some Sugar on Me. I love this song, but you know they aren't talking about table sugar.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGVnH39UzI8